we saw Bags at the Palmilla last November. we were checking in and he rolls up fresh from the golf course. after we set our bags and found our room we went to the poolside restaurant to grab a drink and lunch. as we're sitting there, we notice an older guy and a significantly younger woman sort of craning their necks towards another bar trying to grab a look at Bags. after a few minutes (we're sort of starstruck), we make a comment to them about being from Houston and it being a small world that Jeff's there - then the lady snaps. "Oh, he's here all right - he's been f'ing around on my best friend for the last 6 months and we're gonna catch him!" to that we said "Oh, we dont know him that well." then we small talked a bit and tried to help the folks spot who we thought would be a reasonable Erika substitute. good times

Wait...what?

You helped narc out the greatest slugger in Astros history? For what? Did these mysterious strangers give you something? Not only did you break several man codes, but you also broke several Tine codes.

Answer:

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(we're sort of starstruck)

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Never underestimate the compulsion to name drop...

[This message has been edited by hombre (edited 9/20/2011 9:11a).]

im not sure where the perceived narc'ing was - it really just boiled down to a free pass to bird dog hot chicks w/ the mrs. present.

Not Guilty!! You know there are hookers and coke dealers that will be relieved to have their #1 client back.

Daddy's baby guuurrrrrl!

you know he's gonna do a Scarface-esque mountin of coke tonight and most likely beat a hooker in celebration

Wait...why are we supposed to feel bad for Bagwell?

Jock Sniffers.

someone photoshop herr brown's mug on to this dude

has anyone mentioned that one of the things he apparently threw at his wife was a humanitarian award!?

pg.1

I have serious peen envy of this guy

1. Millions-Check
2. Doesnt have to work. Check
3. Cocaine. Check
4. Strippers. Check and Check
5. F*** room. Check
6. Beats his wife and gets away with it. Check

This guy is my freaking idol

[This message has been edited by Ferris Wheel Allstar (edited 9/20/2011 1:07p).]

I know a certain lady who may need some consoling later.

FWA, dont forget sweet Hitler 'do

^I like my frat do

Obviously, the jury believed that the ho got what she deserved.

FWA

Apparently the jury lost faith in her story after she claimed that she didn't swear at him while she was arguing with him. What a ridiculous thing to lie about that sabotaged the case. And its pretty ridiculous that this was all it took for the jurors to determine she was a liar.

that chin hair really makes him look refined.

yea, he should have hung the chin-fro up w/ his cleats.

I feel like if I looked at that pic upside down and put my thumb over most of his face i would see a picture of Ric Renner.

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Christ almighty she is hot!

I really like the way her throat is shaped

Good God, she is J-Rey hot!