if i would have known this was that kind of party I would have suggested La Bare.

That sounds worse than the dick stuff some women insist on having at a bachelorette party.

He's lucky he isn't in a wedding dress.

White People.

This reminds me of the Dave Chapelle skit about how smoking weed is fun with white people but you can't pass it in front of them because they always do some borderline gay **** to their buddy while he's sleeping.

need a game over shirt

Stim, how was yalls party bus from Dallas to the game then tailgate?

The Cotton Bowl for me was a big family tailgate, etc., otherwise I would have definitely joined up with yall.

It was out of control and it worked out perfectly other than the parking lot dude being an A-hole because we took up 8 spots too many. Apparently Jerry Jones has a different idea about what a tailgating spot is than I do.

I think we are going to do it again for the Arkansas game.

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Yep, I'm that guy. He'll probably have some dumbass shirt and hat on too. Without the extras it's just some other Friday night out.

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Is this your first friend to get married? Because there probably aren't going to be a whole lot of other Friday nights out with the boys after he gets married. That's kind of the point of the bachelor party. But as long as you want to gay it up to make it memorable, go ahead and ass rape him in the bathroom; he won't forget that shjt anytime soon.

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Yep, I'm that guy. He'll probably have some dumbass shirt and hat on too. Without the extras it's just some other Friday night out.

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Ball and chain strapped to his ankle and shirts made? Sounds like this gentleman needs to get himself some new friends. On 2nd thought, forget the Treasures or Centerfolds suggetions....yall should just go to Dave & Busters instead.

If someone tried to pull that **** at my bachelor party I'd walk the **** out

Yeah, that ball and chain thing is Bull ****. If I were invited to a bachelor party where that was part of the schtick, I'd politely tell you to go **** yourself.

Chicks dress up and make a spectacle so folks know who's getting married. ie, they want attention from EVERYONE, no discrimination.

Dude's don't want random uglies coming up to congratulate them. You select the ones that you want to know and invite them over to congratulate him. And once at the strip club all you gotta do is hand a hundi to the best looking stripper and say "That Guy" That simple.

Trust us man, we are trying to help you. Throw that idea out the window and never think about it again.

This is near the last of the group of guys to get married. A few of us have had to wear the ball & chain before, including myself. It's been passed along amongst the group.
It actually makes for a fun evening and somehow attracts tail. It's not hard to shake off the uglies.

We aren't making shirts. He'll be wearing something along the lines of "boobies make me smile" tshirt. Possibly a sailing hat claiming his professional motorboating skills. Before the future rib came along this gentleman of 5'3" was the motorboating king. That's how he introduces himself to the ladies. You'd be surprised how often it works.

Some of y'all sound like uptight sticks in the mud.

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Just to be clear...these are guys that you're talking about? Never seen or heard of guys doing anything like this... It's bad enough when chicks do it.

Yep all guys. Almost all married.

I don't know many guys that do this kinds of stupid crap either. Why do the same crap as everyone esle does any other given weekend. Getting hammered, hiting on chicks, and seeing boobies just blends into the same crap we've done for the past 15+ years.

Yeah, your group of "guys" sound like a real blast to party with. Definitely know how to do it up right.
So, when y'all play soggy biscuit before heading out, do you play traditional rules or just make the bachelor eat the biscuit regardless of the outcome?

Somehow I am not surprised at all that this guy has to come on an internet message board to find a good tiddy bar recommendation.

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That's almost just as bad as getting shirts made. Every bachelor party I've ever been to, everyone just wears the clothes they normally would and the bachelor doesn't have to do or wear any stupid sh-t. Of course if you guys were real friends, yall would be taking him to Vegas, New Orleans, or anywhere besides Houston for the weekend anyways.

Where else would I go but Texags. An honest response and good insight into all things Houston.

I haven't been impressed with Treasures or Heartbreakers recently, though they are still a good time, just not as good as I remember from years passed. Living in the burbs and being married doesn't help with knowing the ins and outs of every tiddy bar in Houston.

Vegas was last weekend but a few of us had to opt out because of vacation time and saving money for other trips this year.

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I keep trying to imagine how the one-eared Russian war criminal who works the door at T-Town might react to someone walking in with a metal chain and bowling ball. I imagine it'd go something like this:

YOU WEAR CHAIN? IN UKRAINE, THEY MAKE MY MOTHER WEAR CHAIN! YOU MOCK MY FAMILY I CUT YOU MAKE GOULASH! IT GOOD ON COLD NIGHT LIKE TONIGHT!!!

Except I think he's deaf so it would probably sound more like "MRAAWR RAARRHW OOOGGGHHH RAWR YOU!"

the funny thing about that is the bachelor is emigrated from the soviet union when he was 4.

Just go get rub-and-tugs at the Paradise Spa on Star and go around the corner to Papas Brothers for a nice steak afterward.

5806 Southwest Freeway. You won't need to wear that gay ball and chain, a tshirt, or really anything at all. Bring cash.

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=5806+sw+freeway&layer=c&sll=29.726575,-95.480779&cbp=13,354.9,,0,0&cbll=29.726225,-95.480742&hl=en&sspn=0.006295,0.006295&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=5806+Southwest+Fwy,+Houston,+Harris,+Texas+77057&ll=29.726036,-95.480837&spn=0,0.003479&t=h&z=19&panoid=VOit-Z3Ey8A561iyrrUTgw

EoT

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it's not Ben Bitner is it??

hah oh man, page 1 of this thing was going great.. then page 2 just took a sh*t dive.. I don't know if this GCranger dude even saw it coming! looks like he's still just going along with it, like he thinks we're laughing with him..