cougars love trivia

Guitarsoup...

Most cougars are looking for the young meat, hence why they are called cougars. They spent the first 40+ years of their lives married to doctors, lawyers, and bankers, divorced them because they were sleeping with their secretaries, cleaned them out, and now want the young stamina and bravado.

There is so much misinformation about cougars.

Oh trust me, I know what Cougars are. But most of the Sambuca women were looking more for sugar daddies over the younger guys. Not a lot of young guys are in there.

Not looking for younger man disqualifies them from being cougars.

Sometimes Cougars and "lazy hot young women searching for sugar daddies but I'm not a prostitute" roam the same habitat.

[This message has been edited by Old Main (edited 5/28/2008 4:03p).]

i get confused sometimes b/t cougars and soccer moms that like to prowl. that's where i see some woodlands representation

I think if a woman is old enough to have dried up wrinkly titties then she is too old to be a Cougar. Cougars should still look decent in a one piece swimsuit.

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man law

Definitely!

Soccer moms could be cougars. Married women are not precluded from being a cougar are they? or is there a different name for that animal?

well, i think of cougars as being those that are single and definitely on the prowl

my confusion lies in the fact that many soccer moms (married) are still prowling for affection

so technically, they should be different unless a soccer mom is divorced...then should could be both

[This message has been edited by dreyOO (edited 5/28/2008 5:46p).]

great thread

here a pic of some coogs me and my brother snagged last weekend.

Older woman prowling for significantly younger man. Usually with fake blonde hair, fake boobs and dressed slooty.

So, a cougar is not a 30 year old hitting on a hot guy in a bar that happens to be 22.

I think minimun age for a Cougar is probably somewhere around 38, but I've never seen this in writing.

By the way, if you meet an attractive, older woman at a bar don't ask her if she is a Cougar.

We've always said 35 to 45.

35 is old enough to have been traded in for a newer model.

35 is youngest, but has to be a 10 year difference between the cougar and her prey.

I just think everyone gets too wrapped up in the "cougar", "****", etc. terminology.

spoken like a true gray pube chaser

35 is the very youngest they can be, but anywhere over that is fair game. They can be older than 45 but still look good and count. They also have to have money (divorcee who cleaned out a husband, trust fund baby, etc) looking for young meat and thats all, not looking for younger men to mooch off of. They also have to be divorced (or still married) but not a woman who has made it to 35+ and been single the whole time. Sorry guys, the old hag biker chick at the Iron Horse whose an accounting error from being homeless doesn't count.

Case in point. Everyone has their own definitions which are so specific that no two people can ever have the same definition.

Who the **** cares?

ccolley68... great explanation.

I think a Cougar has to be aggressive by nature. I've had a few Cougars grab my you know what at the bar!

A Cougar also has to be somewhat attractive. There is nothing more pathetic than an overweight, unattractive Cougar trying to get a young man when she can't even get an older dude.

now that you mention this, i concur. i've seen many a cougar prowling at the cookoff and they are very aggressive. they will spot their prey, and attack it or send word that they are interested.

it's an amazing sequence of events if you ever get the chance to witness. i'm sorta expecting discover channel to feature this creature in it's natural hunting environment with the whispering commentary and slow-mo camera

random dick-grabbing bar cougars

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random dick-grabbing bar cougars

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Patch - we aren't talking about actual cats. Cougar is a term for an mid-aged woman.

since when?

schlomo I'm 51 years old and I wouldn't get near those skanks in your picture. Get some standards man!!!

I apologize in advance if any of those women in the pictures is the grandmother of anyone here.

some of you need to realize the difference between a cougar and gold digger

This post reminds me of three "picking-up women in a bar" references:

1) Some country song about when I met her at closing time she was a 10 and when I woke up she was a 2

2) Another country song about the girls always look prettier at closing time

3) Some Rob Schneider movie when he goes home with this hot woman and she basically starts falling apart in bed (removing all sorts of fake stuff, wooden leg, padding, etc)

Anyway, I think all three of these could apply to some bad decisions made at a Cougar bar.

I hope to be a cougar one day.

I hope you are, too.

Doesn't part of being a Cougar mean you basically failed at life from age 25 to 35? This is nothing to aspire to...

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Doesn't part of being a Cougar mean you basically failed at life from age 25 to 35?

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not necessarily....

a cougars failure in life could come well before their 25th year.