- Ian howfield - oilers kicker from 91 or 92 that missed 3 pats in one game. guy was an underwear model or some ****. i believe it also prompted the joke "______ tried to commit suicide but he missed the chair."

- calvin murphy - too many reasons to list. guy was absolutely the most annoying announcer of all time, constantly pandering trying to get himself in the hall. only reason he was an announcer was b/c rudy found him living in his car. most egotistical sports personality in houston as well considering he wasn't really that good. not even going to get into the band garb he wore marching around twirling and whatnot.

- john mcmullen - stros owner before drayton

- bud adams - no explanation needed

- lidge - see puhols donkey

- kelvin cato - signed on speculation after a mediocre season for an unebleiveable amount. sucked afterwards prompting one of the greater lines in houston rap history: "somebody tell kelvin cato we want our money back....this is htown home of 2 drop top arenas."

[This message has been edited by houstontexan (edited 4/29/2008 3:13p).]

- calvin murphy - too many reasons to list. guy was absolutely the most annoying announcer of all time, constantly pandering trying to get himself in the hall. only reason he was an announcer was b/c rudy found him living in his car. most egotistical sports personality in houston as well considering he wasn't really that good. not even going to get into the band garb he wore marching around twirling and whatnot.

- john mcmullen - stros owner before drayton

- bud adams - no explanation needed

- lidge - see puhols donkey

- kelvin cato - signed on speculation after a mediocre season for an unebleiveable amount. sucked afterwards prompting one of the greater lines in houston rap history: "somebody tell kelvin cato we want our money back....this is htown home of 2 drop top arenas."

[This message has been edited by houstontexan (edited 4/29/2008 3:13p).]



