Old Austin Joke (typed phonetically for full effect) :
Hispanic kid tells his grandmother he's going out to run some errands and she asks where all he's going.
Kid: "Well, I'm going down to Guadaloop to pick up a textbook.
GM: "No! No!, Mijo! It's pronounced Wadaloopay!"
Kid: "O.k. O.k. Well, then I'm headed over to Manshack to have lunch with..."
GM: "No! No!, Mijo! It's pronounced Munshocka!"
Kid: "Then I'm heading back up to Seezer Chavez to interview for a job."
GM: "No! No!, Mijo! It's pronounced First Street!"