True story from 2003 when I moved to San Antonio three months ahead of my family. I lived in an apartment during the week. I went downs to the office to pay rent and the KCEN Trouble Shooters news team was there. There had been complaints about rodents in apartments and they were sleuthing it out. As I walked in I heard the reporter chick ask the manager about the rodents and what was being done.
Reporter chick: Your tenants are saying they're being invaded by rodents and you aren't doing anything about it.
Manager: We've put out over 200 pounds of poison since this started. It's not even our problem. An adjacent lot was cleared and the city told us they would insure pest mitigation steps were taken by that developer but we're paying for this poison and the damage from our budget.
LOYAL AG: What's the problem?
Reporter chick: Sir, do you live here?
Manager (knowing LOYAL AG has a very long smart ass streak): Oh, this is gonna be fun.
LOYAL AG: Yes ma'am.
Reporter chick: We've had complaints about rodents in peoples homes in this complex. Have you seen that?
LOYAL AG: No but I live on the second floor. Maybe they haven't gotten that high yet.
Camera Man smirks.
LOYAL AG: This is an easy problem to solve.
Reporter chick: How so? What is the "easy" solution?
LOYAL AG: Get some snakes. Mice don't like snakes. Once a few get eaten the rest will leave.
Reporter chick: Then you'll have a snake problem.
LOYAL AG: That's easy, too. Get a few cats. Snakes don't like cats. Once a few get eaten the rest will leave.
Reporter chick: then you'll have a cat problem.
LOYAL AG: Get a gun.
Reporter chick: Audible gasp.
LOYAL AG: Am I gonna be on the news?
Camera man laughs and shakes his head, "no".
Manager: Told you this would be fun.
I say all that to say this. Get a cat. Female so she stays close to the house. Get her fixed. Feed her daily. She'll take care of this for you.
A fearful society is a compliant society. That's why Democrats and criminals prefer their victims to be unarmed. Gun Control is not about guns, it's about control.