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They have chosen…poorly
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That was me… sorry, I ate some bad tuna last night and couldn't make it home
that was just a warning shot. Delaration of war would be a herd of them breaking into your house and leaving it looking like a monday morning after a 3 day long frat party had happened there.
They're cocky AF. Sometimes they come around at like 10 and I hear them, so I walk out to shew them off and there are like 3 who casually walk away. I'm sure if I could understand what they were saying it'd be "whatever, fat boy. We'll hit the neighbors and be back at 2."
Just remember...
Nobody cares. Work Harder
I saw some at Bastrop State Park raiding the trash cans at night that must have weighed 50-60 pounds and they were not intimidated at all. Must have been twenty of them. It was like that commercial where they stole the garbage truck.
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Had something similar at another state park when I was in college. Dozens of glowing eyes just outside the light from the fire. Creepy as hell. People throw them chips/etc. and bring them in.76Ag said:
I saw some at Bastrop State Park raiding the trash cans at night that must have weighed 50-60 pounds and they were not intimidated at all. Must have been twenty of them. It was like that commercial where they stole the garbage truck.
Nobody cares. Work Harder
Recruit the Ledbetters, ALL of them!!!
You're telling your age now. Better make sure Ole Highball is in there.CE Lounge Lizzard said:
Recruit the Ledbetters, ALL of them!!!
Need that little monkey with a pistol. 
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I didn't witness it, but many years ago when camping at Enchanted Rock, an enterprising raccoon was able to shove off nearly a case of beer off the top of the cooler to get inside and grab some eggs. The guy that opened his tent flap to shine the light saw the raccoon hiss at him, then run away on three legs while balancing that egg he stole.
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Coons? Well, raccoons try to get in our back porch, Moma'd just chase them off with a broom.
Doc Hayworth said:
Need that little monkey with a pistol.
No, because he'll thumb cock a pistol & kill a coon dog Graveyard Dead!
O.G. said:You're telling your age now. Better make sure Ole Highball is in there.CE Lounge Lizzard said:
Recruit the Ledbetters, ALL of them!!!
Ol' Highball is in the afterlife now & I hope he doesn't spend eternity thinking that coon killed him.
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When I was at BNCOC at Ft. Knox back in 1995, the mechanics would put out dishes of dog and cat food and feed the raccoons and skunks. They had dozens of each come in each morning around 0530 to eat. It was cool until you were down on the ground stretching in formation and a squad of skunks would walk past you a foot away headed to the chow line.
Marcel would take care of them in short order!CE Lounge Lizzard said:
Recruit the Ledbetters, ALL of them!!!
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I put out a 30 lb feed block for the deer. The racoons literally stole it. I found it like 200 yards away in the woods.
gwellis said:Marcel would take care of them in short order!CE Lounge Lizzard said:
Recruit the Ledbetters, ALL of them!!!
"Knock 'im out John.......it won't be long"ABATTBQ87 said:gwellis said:Marcel would take care of them in short order!CE Lounge Lizzard said:
Recruit the Ledbetters, ALL of them!!!
I've heard most of Jerry's stories many, MANY times and they still crack me up even though I can likely quote the dang thing by heart.
Maybe Amber Heard moved in nextdoor??
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