AR-15 guide from the Babylon Bee

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10:52a, 11/5/20

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A satire news site (if unfamiliar)

Link: Link to twitter

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11:11a, 11/5/20

Pretty much perfect.

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11:16a, 11/5/20

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Who sells the Chick Fil-a sandwich thrower? I'll take one.

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1:02p, 11/5/20

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Should have labeled it Assault Rifle 15 (AR for short).

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In reply to jmazz • 1:03p, 11/5/20

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jmazz said:
Who sells the Chick Fil-a sandwich thrower? I'll take one.

I don't want a CFA sandwich thrower, I want a CFA sandwich catcher.

No way I'm send something that good down range.

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1:44p, 11/5/20

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Lunchbox handles are old school cool.

Just like Mattel used to make 'em.

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In reply to LoudestWHOOP! • 6:50p, 11/5/20

LoudestWHOOP! said:

A satire news site (if unfamiliar)

Link: Link to twitter

[Spews iced tea on IPhone]
Cannot give this post enough blue stars.

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7:20p, 11/5/20

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They forgot the chainsaw bayonnet attachment.

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In reply to Emotional Support Cobra • 7:53p, 11/5/20

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They forgot the chainsaw bayonnet attachment.

Twitteratti would have cried & peed themselves then shutdown their Twitter account forever.

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10:39p, 11/5/20

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Rather impressed the Californians know the difference between a clip and a magazine. But to be fair, the bee has been more accurate than every other outlet this year.