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AggieChemist
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Wife and I moved into a new place up on the mountain a few months ago and I'm still learning the idiosyncrasies of the place.

I was out puttering in the barn the other day and I noticed that my battery tender in the bass boat was dead. No lights on at all.

Damn it.

I hadn't spent much time in the barn since Christmas since it's been dead ass winter and cold AF and I didn't have much to do outside. I figured it had probably been dead for at least a month, maybe two.

Damn it.

I figured that the breaker was probably tripped. Went to the box, nothing was tripped.

Damn it.

Unplugged the charger, grabbed an extension cord, ran it to another outlet. Still dead. A third outlet. Still dead.

*****

Time to buy a new battery tender. I'm irritated. This is a Cabelas Pro and was like $200 and less than 3 years old.

Damn it.

Got out the sidecuts and started cutting zip ties. After 20 minutes of work, I had extricated the battery tender from the boat. Of course I pulled both batteries, and had to move the fuel tank to get the thing out. I was already debating which new battery tender I was gonna buy.

As I'm walking across the barn to the trash, I figure what the hell, I should at least plug this thing in to one more outlet before I trash it. I plug it in and it lights up like a Christmas tree.

*****

Upon further examination. All four outlets on the far wall of the barn are on one circuit. The one nearest the breaker panel -- the one behind all my tree stands and **** piled up in the corner is GFCI, and has a tiny red light showing. All the downstream outlets are regular outlets. I don't know who the mental midget is who did the wiring in the barn, but one push of a button and four outlets roared back to life.

And now I have to spend a couple of hours rewiring and reinstalling a perfectly good battery tender.
45-70Ag
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I'm just here for the comments and have nothing of substance to offer.
normaleagle05
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Irish_Man said:

I'm just here for the comments and have nothing of substance to offer.

/comments
CactusThomas
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That's dumb **** dumb people do
AggieChemist
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For the record...

Dumb person wires barn stupidly

Smart person is ignorant of this and doesn't troubleshoot situation well enough before ripping out battery tender.
malenurse
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up-n-aTm
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Exact same thing happened to me in the garage of my new home. I figured it out as the electrician was coming up the driveway. Still cost me $80.
SanAntoneAg
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Have fun with the reinstallation project. Well, try to.
Mr. Dubi
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We had a house where all the garage outlets were on the same GFI circuit. The outlet with the reset was in the master closet. That was fun...
giddings_ag_06
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This is the forum gods getting back at you for that disastrous Reba's underwear thread. Keep that in mind next time you're about to start another "underwear on your head" thread.
OnlyForNow
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A relief sump pump is in the 3rd tank of my septic system.

It's on a GFCI circut...

That GFCI outlet is where....


Next to my bathroom sink...
AggieChemist
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giddings_ag_06 said:

This is the forum gods getting back at you for that disastrous Reba's underwear thread. Keep that in mind next time you're about to start another "underwear on your head" thread.
I don't much cotton to the tone you're takin with me.
trouble
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In my last house, the GFCI the master bathroom outlets were on was in the garage.

Took a long damn time to figure that out the first time my hair dryer wouldn't turn on.
Caliber
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OnlyForNow said:

A relief sump pump is in the 3rd tank of my septic system.

It's on a GFCI circut...

That GFCI outlet is where....


Next to my bathroom sink...
In the grand scheme of bad locations... at least that one is located where you might actually notice it before you have other issues.
ThunderCougarFalconBird
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How hold do you have to be to legitimately "putter around"?
txrancher69
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AggieChemist said:

giddings_ag_06 said:

This is the forum gods getting back at you for that disastrous Reba's underwear thread. Keep that in mind next time you're about to start another "underwear on your head" thread.
I don't much cotton to the tone you're takin with me.
Is that the white cooter cotton we're talking about?
TOM-M
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The GFCI outlet installation most likely followed NEC code for accessory buildings/garages/etc. or the locally accepted interpretation thereof. Whether the code and its enforcement involves mental midgetry/dumb **** could definitely be up for debate.

Multimeters are cheap. They can save a lot of time and keep you from doing dumb ****.
AggieChemist
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txrancher69 said:

AggieChemist said:

giddings_ag_06 said:

This is the forum gods getting back at you for that disastrous Reba's underwear thread. Keep that in mind next time you're about to start another "underwear on your head" thread.
I don't much cotton to the tone you're takin with me.
Is that the white cooter cotton we're talking about?
AggieChemist
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TOM-M said:

The GFCI outlet installation most likely followed NEC code for accessory buildings/garages/etc. or the locally accepted interpretation thereof. Whether the code and its enforcement involves mental midgetry/dumb **** could definitely be up for debate.

Multimeters are cheap. They can save a lot of time and keep you from doing dumb ****.
I have a multimeter. I didn't use it.
AggieChemist
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blindey said:

How hold do you have to be to legitimately "putter around"?
Um.... 43-ish?
OnlyForNow
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You're not wrong....
cavscout96
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If seen the GFCI "upstream" of several standard outlets before. IN one particular case it was in the garage of a condo unit in and, when tripped, affected the MBR outlets.... on the second floor.....
trouble
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AggieChemist said:

blindey said:

How hold do you have to be to legitimately "putter around"?
Um.... 43-ish?


You've been puttering around for a long time
AggieChemist
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trouble said:

AggieChemist said:

blindey said:

How hold do you have to be to legitimately "putter around"?
Um.... 43-ish?


You've been puttering around for a long time
You're not wrong...
AgySkeet06
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These little $6 gadgets will save a lot of headache....
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Commercial-Electric-Outlet-Tester-OT-112R/206029154
RCR06
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giddings_ag_06 said:

This is the forum gods getting back at you for that disastrous Reba's underwear thread. Keep that in mind next time you're about to start another "underwear on your head" thread.
I thought that was pretty entertaining. Learned a couple new phrases. Still haven't been able to use cooter cotton strip in normal conversation, but I haven't given up

Way better than some of these people that try these live hunts and then have nothing to show for it except a pic of their boots and a beer.....dang it, who am I kidding I like those too
Prune Tracy
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AggieChemist
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AgySkeet06 said:

These little $6 gadgets will save a lot of headache....
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Commercial-Electric-Outlet-Tester-OT-112R/206029154



Funny story. I also have one of these. But it and my multimeter were in my toolbox in the garage and I was too lazy to go get them. Thus the extension cord troubleshooting.
Badace52
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Well that was pretty dumb... but I got one for you.

I was planting American Smoke Tree in my yard this winter. I knew I was near a sprinkler head so I carefully identify my irrigation line and then dig a hole next to it. Mind you, it's a big damn hole so I get tired by the end of it.

I have pretty bad clay soil here north of Austin so I always knock a few runner holes in the bottom of the hole with my shovel before throwing a tree in. For some reason I decided to knock a few around the rim of this hole and Crack!!!

F***! My head drops immediately, I drop to my butt at the rim of the hole cussing my dumbass while panting and sweating profusely.

Eventually I collected myself, ran to home Depot to grab some stuff to fix it. I get back and it is almost dark. I got about 30 minutes to get this tree in the ground tonight before I go on a 48 hour shift.

Patched the irrigation line and immediately started planting the tree. After thirty minutes, and before I cover the line, ran the irrigation, no leak... Great! Fixed!!

Finish filling the hole, drive the T-posts, anchor tree to posts with wire, mulch up a berm, and water her in just as the sun is dipping below the horizon.

Admiring my work I decide to run the test the sprinklers again in the waning light. Turned on the irrigation and...
G-Damn GUSHER!

Water is shooting up around one of the T-posts like Ol' Faithful with little bits of PVC strewn about.

I drove that damn T-post right through the irrigation line again?!? Fuuuuuuuuuuu**!!!!

Went to bed ashamed and exhausted. Then had to patch an irrigation line right after a 48 hour shift.
TOM-M
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AggieChemist said:

TOM-M said:

The GFCI outlet installation most likely followed NEC code for accessory buildings/garages/etc. or the locally accepted interpretation thereof. Whether the code and its enforcement involves mental midgetry/dumb **** could definitely be up for debate.

Multimeters are cheap. They can save a lot of time and keep you from doing dumb ****.
I have a multimeter. I didn't use it.
Yeah. I kinda' gathered that.
AggieChemist
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TOM-M said:

AggieChemist said:

TOM-M said:

The GFCI outlet installation most likely followed NEC code for accessory buildings/garages/etc. or the locally accepted interpretation thereof. Whether the code and its enforcement involves mental midgetry/dumb **** could definitely be up for debate.

Multimeters are cheap. They can save a lot of time and keep you from doing dumb ****.
I have a multimeter. I didn't use it.
Yeah. I kinda' gathered that.


Brutal
TOM-M
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AggieChemist said:




Brutal
All in fun. Been doing dumb **** for going on 6 decades. Sometimes intentional.
Funky Winkerbean
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The good news is that it gets worse with age.
SECeded
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RCR06
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Hate to admit this, but about two years after I bought my house my central heat wasnt working. It worked fine the first winter. I had a home warranty so I call them and I pay a guy $100 to flip the breaker on. Felt like an idiot for not checking it. Now that's the first thing i always check. The HVAC guy was able to determine that i didn't have adequate gauge wire for the HVAC system which was causing the breaker to trip. So that was good.
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