AV8ORAG84 said:

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I've seen ping pong balls , raw eggs, razor blades, come out of the private's of the girls in Thailand, they can also smoke cigarettes, slice bananas and shoot it across a room, even live eels. The rest is not to be told........

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The most impressive part to me was the darts and how they could hit a target across the room!

Apparently I have led a very tame life but if I ever became brave enough to cross the border I'd have to take some of you Ags with me.....

Fall of 88, hunting in bracketville, went to the hunters ranch for the donkey show, we get there and they said no donkey show tonight, instead we have a gorrila show. It was a dude in a gorilla costume...lol all got drunk, i even got a nickname from my chicita, "muy grande"

Early 90's kinda sorta bachelor party that I am soooo thankful I could not go on.

On their second night across in Acuna, few of my buddies decided the girls picking up the dollar bills from a longneck with their vags was a little on the boring side.

So they decide to put coins on the longneck bottle. To their amazement, the girl didn't miss a beat. Then the wild ass loose cannon of the group, fueled by viagra, booze and coke, decides to heat up a quarter with a cigarette lighter before putting it on the longneck. She squats down and then screams as it burns the ever living **** out of her.

Somehow they avoided jail that night but did end up paying several hundred dollars each to get out of the place.

84HartAg said:

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Final Chapter:
Around 2003, I'm hanging out with my ole lady and some other friends who have been on these cultural exchange trips, and one of them says something about the Donkey show, as if it really happened, so I say "hold up, are you saying y'all actually witnessed a Donkey show?"

So my old lady begins to tell this story, I'm not sure what year it took place, not even sure where they were but I'm assuming they crossed at Laredo, they're hunting the place near there and a fairly large group of them make the trip across. There's a cowboy, complete stranger, about their age, that joins up with them at their table, he's flying solo. When the photographer comes around, Cowboy wants to stay out of the pic, probably married, not supposed to be there, wants to make sure he's off the radar.

So it becomes apparent that the Donkey Show is about to happen, so my old lady tells the photographer he wants a picture confirming penetration. Two Mexicans lead in a pathetic little donkey, they lay him down and one guy is holding the back legs, one guy holding the front legs. This nasty old Mexican ho*r is in tow, and begins to attempt to get the donkey's dong "up" by going down.

I stop the story at this point and say "you mean to tell me there was no cleansing process?" to which my ole lady, without missing a beat says "nope, the donkey didn't make her wash her mouth out or anything".

The Donkey Show takes place, the nasty old ho*r straddles the donkey, my ole lady is walking around to see if he can get close enough to see if it's fake or real, it's real, and goes back to the table. The pic is on the table but the photographer never comes back to collect, complimentary I guess. Cowboy is one of the few still at the table and tells my ole lady, "that's cruelty to animals if I ever seen it".

My ole lady still has the pic. Our theory is that the Donkey Show was real way back in the day, but then it ceased, at least in the border towns across from Del Rio and Laredo from sometime before the late 70's, but then reappeared in the late 90s.
2004 or 2005 I went to the George Paul bull riding, all of my group and I drove across and we all stayed at the Best Western on the Mexico side. Shortly after that the cartels had scared us all away, and I've not been back.

I regularly thank the Lord that there were no cell phone cameras when I was in college.

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So what is the significance of the Cowboy? I thought you were going to say it was George Straight himself or someone like that.

I was confused as hell by the ole lady reference as well. He kept referring to the ole lady as he or him and I got real confused.

To most people that's wife reference.

None, other than the guy was not a part of their group, just joined up with them through casual conversation, they invited him to sit at their table, and he was obviously making a point not to be in the party pics.

I thought his comment at the end was hilarious.

You must be New Army.

Even when I was at A&M, it was a common term among non-regs as well as the corps, referring to your roommate.

I started in 2002, definitely not common when I was at a&m among non-regs

RCR06 said:

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I started in 2002, definitely not common when I was at a&m among non-regs

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Agreed, but anyone that grew up in/around an A&M family or hangs out with any old Ags likely knows the term.

Geez Louise, how much more NEW ARMY can on be??? Pitiful!!!

Aggietaco said:

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RCR06 said:

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I started in 2002, definitely not common when I was at a&m among non-regs

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Agreed, but anyone that grew up in/around an A&M family or hangs out with any old Ags likely knows the term.

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Obviously not.

When I was in school the had this term called "roomate" that we used.

People have started my post showing theres obviously a group that didnt know the term. Theres also been several stars for ole army. So apparently it died between early 80's and early 2000's.

It was around in the corps during the late 90's but I don't think I ever heard anyone in non-reg world use it.

RCR06 said:

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When I was in school the had this term called "roomate" that we used.

People have started my post showing theres obviously a group that didnt know the term. Theres also been several stars for ole army. So apparently it died between early 80's and early 2000's.

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It was around in the early '00s when I was in school, and as far as I know it's still very common in the Corps.

duddleysdraw88 said:

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Early 90's kinda sorta bachelor party that I am soooo thankful I could not go on.

On their second night across in Acuna, few of my buddies decided the girls picking up the dollar bills from a longneck with their vags was a little on the boring side.

So they decide to put coins on the longneck bottle. To their amazement, the girl didn't miss a beat. Then the wild ass loose cannon of the group, fueled by viagra, booze and coke, decides to heat up a quarter with a cigarette lighter before putting it on the longneck. She squats down and then screams as it burns the ever living **** out of her.

Somehow they avoided jail that night but did end up paying several hundred dollars each to get out of the place.

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Man here I am White Nighting for *****s, but here it goes. That is just bad. I guess someplace down deep in my black heart I still have some humanity left. In Acuna, I always felt somewhat bad for those girls. I think that is why I never partook in the festivities. All of them were either 90lbs or 250lbs. You could tell by the dead look in their eyes that they were desperate. I did notice that the absolute worst in human nature would come out once we got out of the cab. It was a free for all and I learned a lot about friends and people that I had never even met by those trips. I am not looking down on them because I loaded up and went every time they went. I just learned a lot about human nature.

Now, Laredo was a true exercise in weirdness. Papagallos was full of almost Vegas level *****s. I felt no pity for them. The boob jobs etc were an indication of their preferred vocation. Take a 30 yard walk to "Penny Lane" and it was the same desperate situation in Acuna. $2 for a quick throw, $10 bucks for the whole deal. The girls in Papagallos were getting $40-$60 for the non Spanish speakers (suckers).

RCR06 said:

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I started in 2002, definitely not common when I was at a&m among non-regs

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Common or uncommon, it is annoying as hell reading it over and over in a not-so-great border story.

one of the best posts in years!

IDAGG said:

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You will not believe what you are about to see, that human beings could have sunk so low that they can take pleasure to do this to another of God's creatures. I hope you have a strong stomach, senor!

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lol, still easier than herding them