Circa 1998 or so, fellow Moore Hall trucker and Olympic Silver Medalist Vic Wunderle came back to the dorm with a good sized catfish he'd caught. He left it in a friend's sink for when he came back in town. When said friend came back and had a good laugh, Vic came and asked if he could leave it in my roommate's fish tank.
The fish tank was empty as my roommate had killed the fish, but he was a ***** and I figured he'd be upset. So I just left the room and left the door standing open. About an hour later my roommate comes home and I can hear him raising hell from down the hall.
When I turned up, I honestly answered that I didn't KNOW who had put it in there, but I would help him dispose of it. Some of my friends and I loaded it up into something (either a cooler or a trash bag) and hauled it over to Fish Pond. It hung out there for a few days before someone reported seeing some maintenance guy fishing it out.