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bear eats annoying hippie's kayak

5,572 Views | 36 Replies | Last: 10 yr ago by Aggie Infantry
ccard257
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harge57
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Annoying is right.
ursusguy
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Ok, that is hilarious.

I'm guessing there is food or food particals all over the kayak.
water turkey
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Staged
Mathguy64
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Stop eating my kayak! It isn't even food!
TailG8TR
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WOW ! How many freakin' times does she use "Bear" like he knows his name and will behave !? Oh my...................
DVM97
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She must think he speaks English??? LOL, that is some funny ****!
always gig em
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How some people live so long is beyond me.
Centerpole90
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I was rooting for the bear.
AggieChemist
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PharmD4
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Why are you here?!?
rather be fishing
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Some shrieking granola chick sprayed me with pepper spray, I'd tear her kayak up too.
OnlyForNow
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She is higher than a kite! Anyone who's spent time around stoners should be able to tell this immediately.
Texas 1836
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Dirty hippies ...
The Fife
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Nice, but I kept waiting to see the bear shred that thing.
EMY92
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OK, I made it through about 1:45 of the video.

I'm thinking, "Bear, why don't you eat the hippy? Bear, please make her shut up. Bear, the pepper spray will make her taste better!"
Dirty-8-thirty Ag
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That girl has the most annoying voice ever.
valtosca
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Wow her voice is annoying. Please tell me she was later eaten. She goes from "go away" to "come here" as has starts messing with the kayak.
tx1c
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What an inconsiderate animal. Not only did she try to ask nicely for it to go away and stop eating her kayak, she said "please" about a hundred times.

Now we all know exactly how her parents raised her, you can hear it in her voice and choice of words.
Pitiful!
MouthBQ98
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You know that organic locally artisanally hand crafted granola crumbs you dropped into the cockpit? Yeah, he can totally smell that.
NRH ag 10
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I'm glad she has now learned first hand that nature doesn't give two ****s about you.
cplatt
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I'm glad she has now learned first hand that nature doesn't give two ****s about you.


Actually depending on how many delectable granola crumbs were scavenged, nature might give two, possibly even three ****s, if he would focus on eating her probably a few more to boot.
MasterAggie
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She is higher than a kite! Anyone who's spent time around stoners should be able to tell this immediately.
So like dude you're like saying that bear was "harshing her mellow"? Yeah I like get that.
IDAGG
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"Why are you breaking my kayak?" About 10 times in a row. Holy Sheeet, I can't stop laughing. After her most logical question, I would expect a considerate well adjusted bear to engage in a conversation...."Well geez, it looks like it might be tasty, and after all you sprayed bear spray on me, or I would have eaten you instead....so quit whining!"


Thanks for posting, made my morning.
Chazz03
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She is higher than a kite! Anyone who's spent time around stoners should be able to tell this immediately.
So like dude you're like saying that bear was "harshing her mellow"? Yeah I like get that.
Well her last name is Marley...
Kenneth_2003
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I was rooting for the bear.
+1
FatZilla
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PrestigeWW
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I was rooting for the bear.
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hurricanejake02
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Bear was teaching her to be more environmentally responsible and use a wooden canoe next time instead of supporting the evil oil companies and their petroleum based products.... other hippies should be applauding the acts of the bear.
big ben
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Good lord she sounds annoying.


Reminds me of a girl I briefly dated in college. We were at my parents lakehouse and my dad was about to cut down a dead tree. She erupts and runs outside and says "don't cut that tree down, that is the habitat for the red breasted finch!"

My dad looks at her like:


and proceeds to start the Stihl

pdc093
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"It's the end of September. Why aren't you sleeping?!?"

Good eff'g grief.
eric76
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Did she post that video of herself?
eric76
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Thunder18
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Good lord, she has an incredible grasp of the "annoying younger sister" whine
ursusguy
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Which is exactly why I don't care for stoners.
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