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bear eats annoying hippie's kayak

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ccard257
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9:11p, 9/30/15
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harge57
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9:15p, 9/30/15
Annoying is right.
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ursusguy
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9:15p, 9/30/15
Ok, that is hilarious.

I'm guessing there is food or food particals all over the kayak.
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9:21p, 9/30/15
Staged
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Mathguy64
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9:22p, 9/30/15
Stop eating my kayak! It isn't even food!
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9:40p, 9/30/15
WOW ! How many freakin' times does she use "Bear" like he knows his name and will behave !? Oh my...................
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9:44p, 9/30/15
She must think he speaks English??? LOL, that is some funny ****!
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always gig em
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9:45p, 9/30/15
How some people live so long is beyond me.
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9:53p, 9/30/15
I was rooting for the bear.
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9:54p, 9/30/15
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10:17p, 9/30/15
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Why are you here?!?
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rather be fishing
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10:22p, 9/30/15
Some shrieking granola chick sprayed me with pepper spray, I'd tear her kayak up too.
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10:27p, 9/30/15
She is higher than a kite! Anyone who's spent time around stoners should be able to tell this immediately.
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Texas 1836
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10:44p, 9/30/15
Dirty hippies ...
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The Fife
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6:22a, 10/1/15
Nice, but I kept waiting to see the bear shred that thing.
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7:17a, 10/1/15
OK, I made it through about 1:45 of the video.

I'm thinking, "Bear, why don't you eat the hippy? Bear, please make her shut up. Bear, the pepper spray will make her taste better!"
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Dirty-8-thirty Ag
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7:18a, 10/1/15
That girl has the most annoying voice ever.
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7:30a, 10/1/15
Wow her voice is annoying. Please tell me she was later eaten. She goes from "go away" to "come here" as has starts messing with the kayak.
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7:47a, 10/1/15
What an inconsiderate animal. Not only did she try to ask nicely for it to go away and stop eating her kayak, she said "please" about a hundred times.

Now we all know exactly how her parents raised her, you can hear it in her voice and choice of words.
Pitiful!
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8:26a, 10/1/15
You know that organic locally artisanally hand crafted granola crumbs you dropped into the cockpit? Yeah, he can totally smell that.
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NRH ag 10
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8:33a, 10/1/15
I'm glad she has now learned first hand that nature doesn't give two ****s about you.
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In reply to NRH ag 10 • 8:37a, 10/1/15
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I'm glad she has now learned first hand that nature doesn't give two ****s about you.


Actually depending on how many delectable granola crumbs were scavenged, nature might give two, possibly even three ****s, if he would focus on eating her probably a few more to boot.
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MasterAggie
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9:38a, 10/1/15
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She is higher than a kite! Anyone who's spent time around stoners should be able to tell this immediately.
So like dude you're like saying that bear was "harshing her mellow"? Yeah I like get that.
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10:21a, 10/1/15
"Why are you breaking my kayak?" About 10 times in a row. Holy Sheeet, I can't stop laughing. After her most logical question, I would expect a considerate well adjusted bear to engage in a conversation...."Well geez, it looks like it might be tasty, and after all you sprayed bear spray on me, or I would have eaten you instead....so quit whining!"


Thanks for posting, made my morning.
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In reply to MasterAggie • 10:25a, 10/1/15
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She is higher than a kite! Anyone who's spent time around stoners should be able to tell this immediately.
So like dude you're like saying that bear was "harshing her mellow"? Yeah I like get that.
Well her last name is Marley...
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In reply to Centerpole90 • 10:26a, 10/1/15
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I was rooting for the bear.
+1
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10:56a, 10/1/15
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In reply to Kenneth_2003 • 11:09a, 10/1/15
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I was rooting for the bear.
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11:31a, 10/1/15
Bear was teaching her to be more environmentally responsible and use a wooden canoe next time instead of supporting the evil oil companies and their petroleum based products.... other hippies should be applauding the acts of the bear.
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big ben
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11:32a, 10/1/15
Good lord she sounds annoying.


Reminds me of a girl I briefly dated in college. We were at my parents lakehouse and my dad was about to cut down a dead tree. She erupts and runs outside and says "don't cut that tree down, that is the habitat for the red breasted finch!"

My dad looks at her like:


and proceeds to start the Stihl

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12:59p, 10/1/15
"It's the end of September. Why aren't you sleeping?!?"

Good eff'g grief.
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1:18p, 10/1/15
Did she post that video of herself?
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1:42p, 10/1/15
Good lord, she has an incredible grasp of the "annoying younger sister" whine
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In reply to OnlyForNow • 2:11p, 10/1/15
Which is exactly why I don't care for stoners.
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