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Pooh Ah
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Goliath encounter: Puppy-sized spider surprises scientist inrainforest

DUman08
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Duck Blind
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Can you just imagine all of the goop and sht that would come out if you stepped on it... yaaaaaak.
DiskoTroop
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Step on it? You mean if I shot it with a 12ga?
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txamu11
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Forced perspective
CrossBowAg99
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Pooh Ah
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Chipotlemonger
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FIRE FIRE FIRE
munch96
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Wonder if they taste good grilled....
80s Guy
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Wonder if they taste good grilled....
Ask ursusguy
cplatt
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Start about 1:30 in if you wish
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HvilleAggie
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I feel very fortunate that I discovered this thread on mobile, where the pictures don't automatically load. I will not be clicking on any of them.
FSGuide
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I'm pretty sure I met one of his close relatives in panama in 1996. Fell out of a tree on me in the pitch dark while I was lying in my fartsack. When I woke up and looked down to see what it was, I swear I thought for a minute that a puppy was crawling on me. I may or may not have screamed like s little girl. I also violated battalion policy and slept in my vehicle for the rest of the night.
MouthBQ98
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Those hairs are nasty if they get rubbed into your skin.
BurrOak
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Google the other spider it mentions in the article, the giant huntsman spider.
txamu11
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I'm done with this thread. If I check it again I am sure they will be crawling on me all night.
Picard
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Funky Winkerbean
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Is it ok to shoot that in the head?
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Oh hell no...after seeing that, it really is hard to type all the words/non-words that just came out of my mouth...**ck that.
If you look up Giant Huntsman spider, Google pops up with one that is straddling a toilet seat like it is about sheet out your house cat that it ate last night. I would literally use my 12ga to kill it and sacrifice the porcelain throne plus half the bathroom just to make sure it was dead.
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Is it ok to shoot that in the head?
RockinU
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Is it ok to shoot that in the head?


Brilliant sir!
Picard
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I would literally use my 12ga to kill it and sacrifice the porcelain throne plus half the bathroom just to make sure it was dead.



I like how you think. We would get along well.
Old Sarge
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Troutslime,

I don't think that head shot would be likely. Point, pray, and shoot at center mass. Hope it's not attracted to the smell of pee if you miss. It will bite you right in the crotch if so.
Tagguy
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Good grief I thought this was the outdoors board not the little sissy girls board.
TechTard
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If a spider that big could even get into my house, I'd have absolutely no issues burning the thing down and starting over.
Fountain
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Good grief I thought this was the outdoors board not the little sissy girls board.
Hey puto, I have no problem destroying the inside bathrooms to make sure that beotch is dead knowing I would have to use the outhouse until the remodel is done...outhouses are "outdoors" right? LOL
Fountain
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If a spider that big could even get into my house, I'd have absolutely no issues burning the thing down and starting over.
You may have a point, ammo is expensive...burn that beotch to the ground. Just like that the thread about the brown recluses...you have to burn it down to be sure.
Centerpole90
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Fountain
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You just had to throw a life size picture up didn't you? At least it feels that way with 27" screens...jeez, no sleep for me.
txamu11
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Just think about this thread the next time you run face first into a spiderweb on the way to the blind in the morning...
BCO07
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BCO07
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im pretty sure that's toilet sex
munch96
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Toilet trained spiders... Now I have seen everything.
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