The kicker here is she was going to get me out of debt. She is loaded
I am crying right now`
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Last: 13 yr ago by dr_boogs
Seriously...are you that p-whipped that you loose all control of your emotions, drown your sorrows in alcohol, whine to complete strangers in an online forum about your debt, crappy love life and how you got walked-out on, and then come back to peacock because she'll have you back...after she spent all night getting multiple dicks in every one of her orfices?
and the fact you just mentioned you are free-riding makes me hate scumbags like you.
Grow up.
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and the fact you just mentioned you are free-riding makes me hate scumbags like you.
Grow up.
[This message has been edited by FIDO 96 (edited 8/29/2012 1:18p).]
Then knock her up dude. Problem solved.
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Please take all future contributions to the OB seriously as I have never trolled here in my life.
You've used 'trolling' as an excuse on the Zoo in the past when people jumped down your throat for posting other moronic crap.
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The kicker here is she was going to get me out of debt. She is loaded
does she like $500 purses and have a ranch?
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This situation throws up MAJOR red flags to me.
She had already said, "Yes"... and then she threw it away. If she's willing to walk away from "forever" once, she'll do it again.
I would be 80% against reconciliation at this point.
Blue Star for AC!
I dated a little fast assed girl back in college. We were pretty serious. She dumped me and then the next day came back crying. I took her back. About two weeks later she did the same thing. About a month passed and she was back begging for the Queso. My old man told me that a cheetah never changes its spots and you will always been worrying about the next time she changes her mind. Luckily I listened to him...gave her some Queso one last time, booted her out and never spoke to her again.
If this is not a troll, you are dealing with a very immature person who is going to make your life a living hell. End it now before you get married and have kids.
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Society fails because of Democrats/Socialists/Communists, apolitical leeches, and succubuses. I don't fall into any of those categories.
Why are we so quick to convict the girl in this scenario? Let's compare the redeeming quantities based on what we've been told:
Girl:
Wants to be married in Cape Cod
Wealthy family
Capable of making a hard decision
Likes multiple dicks
Boy:
Cries like a 2nd Grader
Drinks heavily
Debt out of his ass
Whines to strangers.
I submit the red flags are on the boy side and she knows he'll never amount to anything...at least not to the standards and expectations of her and her family.
Girl:
Wants to be married in Cape Cod
Wealthy family
Capable of making a hard decision
Likes multiple dicks
Boy:
Cries like a 2nd Grader
Drinks heavily
Debt out of his ass
Whines to strangers.
I submit the red flags are on the boy side and she knows he'll never amount to anything...at least not to the standards and expectations of her and her family.
Ouch. FIDO with the pimp hand of reality...
quote:I wish I could describe the potential train wreck that this could result in. No way this isn't a troll.
The kicker here is she was going to get me out of debt. She is loaded
I wish my handle was Queso, so I could use the terms "gave her some queso" "gave her some oilman" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
"give her some oilman" sounds like it belongs in the '710 cap' joke...
gave her some thunder. I like that, thanks queso!
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Don't worry, forgiveness is the outoor boards middle name... just ask big ben, nw80, box of shells guy, and the entire town of doss
Don't sweat it dude. Most things pass like a fart in the wind and are soon forgotten.
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OK....she's loaded...that's good.
What does she look like?
What does her Mother look like?
Does she have access to hunting land?
If so...high fenced or low fenced?
Does she have a truck?
Does she like to fish?
Does she have a boat?
...if it's a flats boat....post a picture of the boat.
What does she look like?
What does her Mother look like?
Does she have access to hunting land?
If so...high fenced or low fenced?
Does she have a truck?
Does she like to fish?
Does she have a boat?
...if it's a flats boat....post a picture of the boat.
No matter what is going on, good luck in your life.
And thanks for the entertainment.
And thanks for the entertainment.
SOunds like one of those gals that "breaks up" with a guy every time she gets mad at him for something. That's a dangerous person to be with, especially if you're as emotionally unstable as you appear.
No. No, we don't.
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we need to find out who he is, where he works and make sure he gets fired
No. No, we don't.
"Gave her some Log" has a nice ring to it.
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Ouch. FIDO with the pimp hand of reality...
So were you supposed to get married in June, what you said on OB, or July, what you told on General Board?
Troll...
Troll...
"give her some east texas?"
Slipped her my lucky seven.
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Gave her some BurrOak nuts.
Gave her a bowl of mbole.
Ahem. Is this where I step in??
My username sucks for innuendo.
That doesn't work so well for me.
Oh my god.
Gave her the HammerStump!
Gave her some redass!
She broke up because she s scared to show you the prenup that details you aren't getting caca.
Giver her some troutslime?
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No other episode goes to show the absolute despicable person George is
I love seinfeld, and george is possibly one of my favorite characters simply because he makes my life seem completely sane and put together. That said, he really is a despicable person who is absolute scum, so Jason Alexander should have had no problem getting "into character for this"
I can't decide what is more pathetic. You trolling with this story. Or this story.
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