***** Monday Night Miracle Thread *****

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The Porkchop Express
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What do you need to win/advance in the playoffs this week?

Thanks to the huge night by James Conner, I need Austin Ekler to fewer than 31.98 points to get me into the league final. I will be yelling at the TV screen like a degenerate gambler tonight for a game that otherwise I would never have dreamed about watching.
Zachary Klement
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I need Keenan Allen to have less than 5.22 .5 PPR points. Another good season down the drain.
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Herby with 30 points.

6 PT passing touchdowns
YokelRidesAgain
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I need 13 points out of San Diego's kicker to make the final in the only league where I'm still playing.

Monday night miracle, indeed.
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07ag
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Need ekeler and Pittman to combine for 40, non ppr
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Know Your Enemy
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Up 44 points but I'm done. Opponent has Michael Pittman, Mike Williams, and the Chargers D tonight.
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Championship game, I'm up 7 with Allen and McLaughlin left to play. Opponent has Herbert left. 6 point passing TDs for QB. Need Allen to catch all the passing TDs or McLaughlin to repeat last weeks performance.
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Need Ekeler + Allen < 21.3 (0.5 PPR). Right now Yahoo gives me a 49% chance... don't think I've been this nervous since the Dallas/NYG game week 3 when my opponent had the Dallas D and I was up by 19. Every sack was killing me (and since I'm an Cowboys fan there was a lot of "Yes! Oh crap!" that game) but I somehow ended up winning by 1.9.

Haven't really had any meaningful Monday night games since then, until now!
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down by 8 points...

I have Pittman and McLaughlin. Opponent is finished. Non-PPR.

should be okay... provided Matt Ryan is decent tonight
taylorswift13
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All my games are finalized unless Dicker the Kicker goes off for 39 so I will be rooting for you all!
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League 1 - need Ekeler to stay under 33 pts
League 2 - need Pittman to stay under 3.7 pts
txagman1998
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Mike Williams + Cameron Dicker < 40.54 pts (0.5 PPR). Shouldn't be much of a sweat, but I will be nervous until the final whistle.

On that note, I put together a DK Showdown lineup with Williams as captain and Dicker in a flex spot as a bit of a hedge should one or both of them go crazy tonight (of course the other 4 players in the lineup have to have decent games as well for the hedge to work).
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Need Chase McLaughlin to out score Pittman by 17 points.

So I just need 8 50 yard FGs or so.

My team was awesome until Mahomes stoped funding Kelce in the end zone a month ago. Flaming out in the semifinals again
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uh-oh, Matt Ryan benched and inactive
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I have been burned by Nick Foles in the fantasy playoffs before.

hope the Colts show up and make it competitive
Drake aTm
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Currently up 8 points.

I have mike Williams my opponent has Zach moss. One more win until the championship
amercer
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WTF guys. Just kick some FGs
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good grief, Foles is terrible.

2 picks in the 1st quarter.

Colts might get shutout
Drake aTm
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Throw it to Williams
taylorswift13
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Good luck everyone, this might be an ugly football game
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Chargers D/ST with 2 turnovers and 2 sacks in the 1st quarter
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1-yard TD run for Ekeler
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wow, savage spear by James --- don't see those too often anymore. Ejected
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that's gonna cost him I'd say $100k
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McLaughlin connects from 46 yards
Know Your Enemy
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W said:

Chargers D/ST with 2 turnovers and 2 sacks in the 1st quarter

I better not lose in the semis because of the GD Chargers defense.
The Porkchop Express
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I'm rooting for the clock
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short FG for Dicker
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Keenan with 7 catches for 77 yards in the 1st half
The Porkchop Express
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Nick foles making the chargers look like the 70s steel curtain
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pick #3 for the Chargers D/ST

up to 3 turnovers and 3 sacks
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103 receiving for Keenan
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another short FG for Dicker
The Porkchop Express
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Chargers can pull their starters, lead is insurmountable for colts offense.
txagman1998
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Seems pretty clear that whomever is the starting QB for the 2023 Indianapolis Colts isn't currently on the roster.
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