SUNDAY FUNNIES 10-11-2026

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rocky the dog
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Good morning and welcome to the cesspool.

I have a brief comment about yesterday which I will preface with a little story.

Back in the day, I met a woman at a dance hall who latched onto me for a short period of time. She was a heavy smoker and I don't like smoking. I knew I wanted it to end before it got started, so about a week after meeting her, we got into a conversation. I mentioned that I had just gotten personalized license plates for my car. She said that she thought personalized plates were the biggest waste of money. I responded, "No, my dear. Cigarettes are," before walking away.

Well, I was wrong. At least with cigarettes, the user gets some kind of pleasure from the smoke. I have learned now that the biggest waste of money is buying tickets to an Aggie football game. There is no pleasure watching this team. Yesterday's game and this season has been a joke but no one is laughing. I hope today's selection brings a few laughs but I'm not sure anyone is in the mood. None-the-less, here you go. My best to all of you.

























































































And finally...





Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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lb3
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Thanks for making the cesspool more enjoyable on Sundays.
centerpole84
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Well I loved them!
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pdc093
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Thank you, Rocky.
Your intro., this morning; Spot.On.
Sarge 77
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Thank you. We need laughter in the cesspool right now.
Ftu, FJS, & FGS.
milner79
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It only took me a decade to go from being in a basket of deplorables to being in Billy's cesspool ...
Roll the Bones
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Thanks Rocky. We needed that!

Loved the Who's on first routine and the PI tip.
pressitup
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"Never ask your wife where she wants to eat"

not w/o a chair and hard liquor.

.........and if you wanna hear God laugh, tell him your plans.
Sharpshooter
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Thank you, Rocky. I hope to have enough time left, and luck, to be able to use Pi on a receipt, and, watch the youngsters expression when they see it.
StonewallAggieDEFENSE
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Apart from "it's OK"
Noctilucent
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Thanks Rocky. I guess the only other modicum of mirth aside from your funnies came from the sips being upset yesterday. It's something.
Cinco Ranch Aggie
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As always, the cesspool loves your Sunday Funnies!
Blackbeard94
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Thanks Rockie! Always a good read!
buzzardb267
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For the first twenty years of our marriage, I asked her where she wanted to eat. Every time it was the place we just passed on the interstate.
"ROGER - OUT"
doubledog
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My old school's rally cry

Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Pi
Three point, one, four,
one, five, nine
(3.14159)

Can't/Don't want to remember TAMUs today.
hockeyag
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Great way to start the week. Thanks, Rocky!
annie88
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Noctilucent said:

Thanks Rocky. I guess the only other modicum of mirth aside from your funnies came from the sips being upset yesterday. It's something.


LSU losing was fun too.
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Noctilucent
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annie88 said:

Noctilucent said:

Thanks Rocky. I guess the only other modicum of mirth aside from your funnies came from the sips being upset yesterday. It's something.


LSU losing was fun too.

Diversions abound!
annie88
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Noctilucent said:

annie88 said:

Noctilucent said:

Thanks Rocky. I guess the only other modicum of mirth aside from your funnies came from the sips being upset yesterday. It's something.


LSU losing was fun too.

Diversions abound!


It has nothing to do with our game. I love college football and I usually watch many games each weekend. Those two games were extremely exciting. And I'm glad they went the way they did because I don't like tu and I don't like LSU.

Us having a horrible day and a bad year is completely separate in my opinion. I love my Aggies, but I can still enjoy many things outside of their win or loss record.
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
UTExan
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Hilarious. That Pi tip was genius.
“If you’re going to have crime it should at least be organized crime”
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Gator92
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Definitely gonna use the guess where I'm gonna take you bit.

Thank you for the PSA...
EllisCoAg
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Total greatness
I wanna see our defense pissed off, not confused, maybe a little murder in their hearts Reload12, 11/4/11
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Thank you, Rocky.
100% Pure Aggie
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Rock, This was one of your BEST EVA!!!!!! Needed this after yesterday
lurker76
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A-Maze-Ing. Wonderful recovery for us today, Rocky. Thanks for all the laughs.
Today's tops:

This is our block. We put ours out the night before, and the next morning they have popped up like mushrooms up and down the street.


Darn near lost it on this one. Even my wife LOLed at it. We used to go to Hu Dat's in Rockport years ago and they had a soup called son-son soup. I asked my BIL that lives there what it was and he said it translates to "Here kitty kitty".




Another one my wife liked


He carried this one all the way to the end. I love it.
JaxDad
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Great job but after last week a few cleavage pics would be nice
rocky the dog
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Quote:

Great job but after last week a few cleavage pics would be nice

Did you not see that those got deleted by staff?
Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
Whoop2
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That's a good idea!
Whoop2
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Defense worked their butts off and our kickers did super!
JaxDad
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Did not see that. Shame
KAF
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Rocky Rocky Rocky…that last one hurt!
cf21
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Great ones Rocky. Thanks
CyclingAg82
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Excellent as always Rocky!


Needed some laughs today. On the bright side, I now know I can plan on a lot of golf on Saturdays this fall.
goodags85
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I liked all the Rodney Dangerfield ones!
Goodags85
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