Pakistani candidate for Winnipeg mayor hilarity

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Apparently he doesn't speak English, so has outsourced his marketing materials completely to AI.

Behold the genius




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I didn't know sex was illegal for disabled people.
Vox Clamantis
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Capt. Augustus McCrae said:

I didn't know sex was illegal for disabled people.


I'm more curious about the regulation and protection
AgNav93
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We're living in a Twilight Zone episode.
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Capt. Augustus McCrae said:

I didn't know sex was illegal for disabled people.


Ask me how I know...
javajaws
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Capt. Augustus McCrae said:

I didn't know sex was illegal for disabled people.

In Canada you just never really know.
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AgNav93 said:

We're living in a Twilight Zone episode.

Tramp96
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YouBet said:

Capt. Augustus McCrae said:

I didn't know sex was illegal for disabled people.


Ask me how I know...


Kind of don't want to know.
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Tramp96 said:

YouBet said:

Capt. Augustus McCrae said:

I didn't know sex was illegal for disabled people.


Ask me how I know...


Kind of don't want to know.


Involves midgets. It's a twofer.
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YouBet said:

Tramp96 said:

YouBet said:

Capt. Augustus McCrae said:

I didn't know sex was illegal for disabled people.


Ask me how I know...


Kind of don't want to know.


Involves midgets. It's a twofer.

The ol amputee midget fetish. I didn't know the sex itself was illegal but tossing them afterwards is illegal in Canada and at least 3 other countries.
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YouBet said:

Tramp96 said:

YouBet said:

Capt. Augustus McCrae said:

I didn't know sex was illegal for disabled people.


Ask me how I know...


Kind of don't want to know.


Involves midgets. It's a twofer.

MD1993
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What does he mean "people" with usabilities? What people?
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Well this guy has definitely locked up the disabled vote.
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MY COMMITTMENT
"I will bring people together, people with useabilities, families and government...."
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AgNav93 said:

We're living in a Twilight Zone episode.

Or South Park episode.
Funky Winkerbean
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Are they really called "Winnipeggers"?

Rather ironic if they do..
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Tree Hugger
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There was an article a few weeks ago about providing prostitutes, paid by the state, for disabled persons in Canada.

I think this is regarding that issue.
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flown-the-coop said:



Phatbob
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I'm just glad he's willing to address the zoning aspect.

City Inspector: "I'm sorry sir, this lot is not properly zoned for disabled sex without a permit"
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He'll probably win.
annie88
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If you can't speak the language of the country that you live in, you should not run for your office. Period.
If you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me.
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annie88 said:

If you can't speak the language of the country that you live in, you should not run for your office. Period.


How long has he been here? I would go further and say that you should have to learn the language by some set point in time or you get booted out.
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Phatbob said:

I'm just glad he's willing to address the zoning aspect.

City Inspector: "I'm sorry sir, this lot is not properly zoned for disabled sex without a permit"

New law. Erogenous Zoning is in effect.
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The number of riff-raff people from cesspool countries that have been allowed into the United States, Canada, Europe, etc. is staggering.
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Does this make leaving your wheelchair bound Tinder date hanging from the monkey bars illegal?
Disclaimer: Views expressed in this post reflect the opinions of Texags user bonfarr and are not to be accepted as facts or to be taken at face value.
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YouBet said:

annie88 said:

If you can't speak the language of the country that you live in, you should not run for your office. Period.


How long has he been here? I would go further and say that you should have to learn the language by some set point in time or you get booted out.


Here's the thing. If I were to go live in Italy or Russia or Thailand for the rest of my life, and I just never chose to learn their language that makes me a pretty big piece of crap. Always expecting people to bow down to me. I think many of them understand it more than they're willing to admit, but I think it's just pure arrogance to not learn the language of the country you're planning to live in the rest of your freaking life.

Also, I vacation at many places around the world and sometimes even by the end of a week or two trip. I have picked up a lot of words. You can't tell me you can't learn it.
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I guess this answers the question of if we live in a simulation or not
No, I don't care what CNN or Miss NOW said this time
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annie88 said:

YouBet said:

annie88 said:

If you can't speak the language of the country that you live in, you should not run for your office. Period.


How long has he been here? I would go further and say that you should have to learn the language by some set point in time or you get booted out.


Here's the thing. If I were to go live in Italy or Russia or Thailand for the rest of my life, and I just never chose to learn their language that makes me a pretty big piece of crap. Always expecting people to bow down to me. I think many of them understand it more than they're willing to admit, but I think it's just pure arrogance to not learn the language of the country you're planning to live in the rest of your freaking life.

Also, I vacation at many places around the world and sometimes even by the end of a week or two trip. I have picked up a lot of words. You can't tell me you can't learn it.

Yes. Common courtesy is "when in Rome". If I choose to live somewhere else, I'm going to learn the native language post haste and not try to change local culture. It's also why I'm not going to visit countries with inferior cultures.

But the left has built this expectation here that all cultures are equal and we should accept everyone and not have them assimilate.
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Time to start employing random English language tests to all green card holders. If you fail then bye bye.
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Tree Hugger said:

There was an article a few weeks ago about providing prostitutes, paid by the state, for disabled persons in Canada.

I think this is regarding that issue.

Is being too ugly to get laid a disability?

Asking for a friend...
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Muslim
There are 5,000 Muslims in Manitoba, with about 4,500 living in Winnipeg. The Manitoba Islamic Association, a voluntary non-profit organization, manages the Manitoba Islamic Centre, built in Winnipeg in 1975.
The first full time Islamic private school in Manitoba is the ALhijra Islamic School, which opened in 1996. Today it has 110 students from kindergarten to grade seven. ALhijra is a member of the Independent school federation and is recognized by the Manitoba Board of Education.
Winnipeg is also the headquarters of the Islamic Social Services Association of the United States and Canada. The Manitoba Islamic Centre is affiliated with all major Islamic organizations in North America, including the Council on American-Islamic Relations Canada (CAIR-CAN).
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I'm just angry that nobody told me about the female priest who gave bj's to help men get their demons out.
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