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Dr. Mephisto

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In reply to Houston Lee • 10:49a, 4/24/26

AG

Houston Lee said:
Dr. Mephisto said:
WANTED!

One sex robot.

Huge bongos and junk-in-the-trunk variety.

"Batteries included" get first consideration. Also, mute button required.

NO HUMAN APPLICATIONS, PLEASE!

No experience necessary.

I would hate to be the person working the "Customer Service: Parts, Repairs & Cleaning" department for the sex robot company.

*ringing*
*ringing*
*ringing*

*Answer . . . Pause . . .*

*incomprehensible murmuring*

"Representative."

"Re-pre-sen-ta-tive."

"RE-PRE-SEN-TA-TIVE!"

"Hello? Yes. I have a model 475 Cyberdine Sensual-Bot. Female, yes. I'd like to report a malfunctioning hoo-haa . . . I thought it was under warranty . . . Yes, I've put some miles on it. Yes, I'll hold . . ."

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In reply to infinity ag • 11:10a, 4/24/26

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Why do they need a salary if they're AI?

I avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.

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In reply to annie88 • 1:17p, 4/24/26

annie88 said:
Why do they need a salary if they're AI?

Union AI, maybe?

There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the later ignorance. Hippocrates

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In reply to No Spin Ag • 1:20p, 4/24/26

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No Spin Ag said:
annie88 said:
Why do they need a salary if they're AI?

Union AI, maybe?

That would be another 4 levels of hell I want no part of.

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In reply to Hoyt Ag • 2:53p, 4/24/26

AG

Hoyt Ag said:
No Spin Ag said:
annie88 said:
Why do they need a salary if they're AI?

Union AI, maybe?

That would be another 4 levels of hell I want no part of.

AI Jimmy Hoffa. Maybe we'll finally find out where he's buried.

I avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.

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IIIHorn

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4:14p, 4/24/26

Years ago I bought a house that had a large and deep pool that had not been maintained for a while.

I needed to completely drain the pool so it could be painted and the system, before I updated it, could not draw the pool down very far. I bought a pump to drain it. When I finally got the pool completely emptied and removed all the leaves, etc, I found Jimmy Hoffa.

( ...voice punctuated with a clap of distant thunder... )

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infinity ag

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In reply to annie88 • 6:02p, 4/24/26

annie88 said:
Why do they need a salary if they're AI?

Well, everything has upkeep. AI doesn't work on its own, it is a model which needs a plce to live like AWS which costs money, infrastructure for processing, and more data to keep the model from lagging and getting outdated.

It is not a simple story they sell people like buy this AI and take over the world.

So we are back to square one. Instead of paying a hoooooman, you pay an AI and the money goes to a hoooman who uses it to upkeep the AI and for him/her self.

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Houston Lee

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In reply to Dr. Mephisto • 12:12a, 4/25/26

AG

Dr. Mephisto said:
Houston Lee said:
Dr. Mephisto said:
WANTED!

One sex robot.

Huge bongos and junk-in-the-trunk variety.

"Batteries included" get first consideration. Also, mute button required.

NO HUMAN APPLICATIONS, PLEASE!

No experience necessary.

I would hate to be the person working the "Customer Service: Parts, Repairs & Cleaning" department for the sex robot company.

*ringing*
*ringing*
*ringing*

*Answer . . . Pause . . .*

*incomprehensible murmuring*

"Representative."

"Re-pre-sen-ta-tive."

"RE-PRE-SEN-TA-TIVE!"

"Hello? Yes. I have a model 475 Cyberdine Sensual-Bot. Female, yes. I'd like to report a malfunctioning hoo-haa . . . I thought it was under warranty . . . Yes, I've put some miles on it. Yes, I'll hold . . ."

And then there is the guy that has to clean the robots after each use at the Sex Robot Brothel. I wonder what his job description is…

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A Canadian company, KinkySdollS, attempted to open the first U.S. "sex robot brothel" in Houston, Texas, in 2018, but the plan was halted by city officials and local bans. The venue was planned as a showroom where customers could rent realistic, synthetic sex dolls for private use, similar to a location the company operated in Toronto.

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