This is Babylon Bee stuff.
Their satire is usually pretty clever, pretty good.
Why be a selfish capitalist, you capitalist pigs?!?!?
Their satire is usually pretty clever, pretty good.
Why be a selfish capitalist, you capitalist pigs?!?!?
Babylon Bee just dropped the most savage infomercial roast of 2026 😂
— Jake (@JakeCan72) February 13, 2026
“Freezing in your selfish capitalist isolation? Warm up with the loving arms of collectivism!”
Watch “shared prosperity” turn into “everyone starves equally” while the bureaucrats keep the thermostat at 72°.… pic.twitter.com/cBfaLlna89