Maybe the technology will finally evolve to where it can build college football player robots.
They will cheaper by far than NIL money and might be able to run plays correctly.

My fish year I had a date with a Melody. When I arrived, there was no answer. The neighbor said the family had moved. Now I realize--bad algorithm.

Gunny456 said:

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Maybe the technology will finally evolve to where it can build college football player robots.
They will cheaper by far than NIL money and might be able to run plays correctly.

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Money will be spent on Asian kids that can hack the other teams robot. Nerds for the win.

She looks like she makes grill cheese sandwiches at night. Could the forehead get any bigger?

Call me when they bleed.

And the ones to blame are women themselves.

In 10 years or longer, most women will be replaced

Gunny456 said:

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Maybe the technology will finally evolve to where it can build college football player robots.
They will cheaper by far than NIL money and might be able to run plays correctly.

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I knew Atari Cyberball would one day be a reality.

I'm ready for the pendulum to swing back now please.

It would be funny if - in the future - college football games are simply AI teams playing each other.

Those ones in Ex Machina were pretty hot.

surfandturfsbisa96 said:

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Those ones in Ex Machina were pretty hot.

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Until they kill your ass dead or lock you in of course.

I blame line dancing.

Stars on the Water has ended the human race.

Multilingual? WTF, give me the mute version and knock down the price some. I'd have to see how real her kitty looked though.

If they set that robot free, it will be the end of all of us!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ciboag96 said:

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I blame line dancing.

Stars on the Water has ended the human race.

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Who hurt you.

Do they make good Sammiches?

Because, that is important.

APHIS AG said:

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And the ones to blame are women themselves.

In 10 years or longer, most women will be replaced

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They are mostly happy to be replaced in sports, along with those Dems they vote for. What's next?

As long as she knows how to make sandwiches in different languages

Italian, Cuban, Philly Cheesesteak, Lobster Roll, Panini, Banh Mi, Cheeseburger, Egg roll, Taco, Gyro, Po Boy

Are they toothless?

Asking for a friend!

Not cheaper... Wait to you find out what they charge and the subscription cost for an OFF button.

How long till we have happy ending massage parlors full of robot masseuses

Im sure it will complain a ton and never listen.

I wouldn't make one mad. Silent but deadly would take on a whole new meaning.

surfandturfsbisa96 said:

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Those ones in Ex Machina were pretty hot.

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Some creepy Chucky vibes.

bonfarr said:

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The thing has to be attached to a base because it can't walk on its own. Equip it to fetch a cold beer from the fridge and I would be more impressed.

Weren't people on this forum telling us that in 5-10 years robots and AI would take over 70% of jobs? If this thing is any indication of the progress I'm not too worried just yet.

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Sounds like the maid from the Jetsons with that hoover bottom base

"Sorry, not tonight. I'm on my update."

Has the same dead eyes as modern women do.

which one is the robot?

Psycho Bunny said:

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Gunny456 said:

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Maybe the technology will finally evolve to where it can build college football player robots.
They will cheaper by far than NIL money and might be able to run plays correctly.

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Money will be spent on Asian kids that can hack the other teams robot. Nerds for the win.

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I'm convinced most college coaches have an IQ of around 67, that's where the real AI revolution in sports could print money saving hiring abject morons with absurd 'mensa' big brain claims.

The progression/steps would be to put AI in charge of scouting/NIL funding first, then move into position, then head coach/play caller roles. It will happen. A program such as the Aggies which tosses piles of cash at absolute bonfires of brain trust failure decade after decade would be a prime example of one that could benefit from such a move/plan. No more idiots with 8x5 note cards, delay of game calls as coaches ponder wtf they are going to do/sub/call.

So no more time outs, just to come back to the line of scrimmage on 3rd and 2 and throw a deep ball 30 yards down field thats 5 yards from the receiver. Dont tease me.

Today? Not that many.

How many people could afford a computer with a fraction of the computing power in your average cellphone in 1995?

LMCane said:

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which one is the robot?

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It's always the one with the bigger boobs.
No one will go through the trouble of making a realistic robot but is flat chested.

No job is safe from AI and robots. pic.twitter.com/gpeD7dV3di

— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) February 12, 2026

infinity ag said:

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LMCane said:

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which one is the robot?

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It's always the one with the bigger boobs.
No one will go through the trouble of making a realistic robot but is flat chested.

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WRONG my friend

both are robots