AtticusMatlock said:

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Seamaster said:

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A few years ago some perfectly healthy 30 yr old did the same thing to his hands….because of a "furry" thing.

Just disgusting the depths of human depravity without God.

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Throughout the vast majority of human history until very recently that guy would have completely left the gene pool because he wouldn't be able to work, eat, wipe his butt, etc. So he would just die and his genes would die with him.

Now we give him a bunch of free crap and social media lets him connect with an equally crazy woman who will have his babies.

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I just assumed he was gay.

Nip/tuck did this plot 20 years ago

Dumbasses on parade. Seemingly a never ending supply. Maybe he had a fear of being hung up by his toes. Hah. He beat them to the punch.

He tried to argue his position in court, but didn't have a leg to stand on.

If you don't worship God, you worship some strange *****

Haha wow this thread really kept going! Great jokes/puns! I guess it wasn't very clear, but his crime was insurance fraud, not…self-dismemberment for…(checks notes)…sexual gratification. I read somewhere else that his prison sentence will be ~2-3 years. So yeah…enjoy the rest of y'all's weekend! BTHO the other aggies!

ThunderFighter06 said:

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. I read somewhere else that his prison sentence will be ~2-3 years.

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So you'd say he is a "short" timer?

He could do the term standing on his…head?

The plot thickens. Heard about this again on a radio show this morning. Now his former patients are wondering if their amputations were necessary...

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But former patients of Hopper including some who underwent amputations have contacted South West-based medical negligence firm Enable Law. They say they are concerned about the treatment they received from Hopper, in light of the criminal charges brought against him.

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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/patients-nhs-surgeon-neil-hopper-35851456