Skinny Korean women.

I am down.

nortex97 said:

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The country that couldn't even launch a new military boat without it falling over on its side/capsizing.

The Destroyer that North Korea tried to threaten the U.S. with Capsized! 😆😆😆😆😆 pic.twitter.com/DZOf45Fdp1

— Suzie rizzio (@Suzierizzo1) May 27, 2025

Sure, go ahead and trust those engineering geniuses with a huge water slide.

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Schlitterbahn Pyongyang

The only water park that has waterboarding.

agent-maroon said:

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Safe bet that nobody would dare pee in that pool. They might shoot you on mere suspicion

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Party leader pees in the pool, and you get framed for it

We came for the beach, but stayed for the...well, because we aren't allowed to leave now.

Burdizzo said:

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ts5641 said:

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It looks like Wally World the day the Griswold's showed up.

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That is a frequent comment on NorK cities. They have built huge amounts of infrastructure, and you never see any people. Very dystopian

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Just like China. It's a Communist Asian thing.

The music has me looking for plane tickets.

Will they require life jackets in lazy rivers?

No?

Then they're freer than Schlitterbahn.

Jock92 said:

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Every meal comes with a free parasite!

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Remember what they use for fertilizer on their crops.

Ok one hand it's funny, but less so once you understand at least a dozen people were probably executed that day over the fat man's embarrassment

A_Gang_Ag_06 said:

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Ironically the guy in the first clip that came down the slide and caused a drop of water to splash on dear leader is now missing, along with his entire family.

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Three generations of family.

JVSchroeder said:

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Will they require life jackets in lazy rivers?

No?

Then they're freer than Schlitterbahn.

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lol. Schlitterbahn requires this?

agent-maroon said:

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Safe bet that nobody would dare pee in that pool. They might shoot you on mere suspicion

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Welcome to our Ool.

Notice there is no P in it.

Keep that way or your entire family will be fed to Kim's dogs.

Yes.

It's not really Schlitterbahn anymore.

It's Six Flags New Braunfels.

JVSchroeder said:

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Yes.

It's not really Schlitterbahn anymore.

It's Six Flags New Braunfels.

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That is gay.

JVSchroeder said:

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Yes.

It's not really Schlitterbahn anymore.

It's Six Flags New Braunfels.

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What???

BQ_90 said:

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This reminds me of the Michael Palin special when he went to North Korea. He was in some airport in one of their "resort" towns. The airport was empty, only the assigned workers. Rest was a ghost town. They didn't even know if a plane was ever gonna show up just to fly him somewhere else.

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So it was like the Ottawa airport?

The Hottest Coolest Time in Korea,

Schlitter Jong

Uh….yeah……no

Urban Ag said:

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agent-maroon said:

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Safe bet that nobody would dare pee in that pool. They might shoot you on mere suspicion

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Welcome to our Ool.

Notice there is no P in it.

Keep that way or your entire family will be fed to Kim's dogs.

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LOL

Like there are dogs there.

HAHAHAHAHA

BQ_90 said:

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drewser95 said:

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I'm not the most fanatical environmentalist, but launching hundreds of balloons out over the sea doesn't seem like a great idea either.

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that dwarfs all the other trash and plastics most Asians countries are currently dumping into the ocean

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Most of the plastic in the great Pacific garbage patch comes from Asia.

Figuratively speaking.

I've taken the kids out there each year for about ten years now.

Since Six Flags took over, the repairs on popular rides have been constant. The Falls ran on a dependable schedule a few years ago. I'd bet money it doesn't run at all this year due to another "unforeseen mechanical issue".

Now they're requiring stupid stuff like lifejackets in a lazy river.

It's not really the "Schlitterbahn" brand we all grew up with. They are a lot more Six Flags than that now.

EastSideAg2002 said:

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The music has me looking for plane tickets.

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I'm surprised they used the royalty free YouTube music. Guess they didn't want a copyright strike.