I wish I had been smart enough to be that dumb.

Coog97 said:

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Doom Goblin is one of the best nicknames ever thrust upon one of these idiots.

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How dare you!

Would have been a lock to win the Moose Pot back in the day

Do we have any of our submarines in the area?

Coog97 said:

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Doom Goblin is one of the best nicknames ever thrust upon one of these idiots.

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Some movie producer could make some serious money producing a "Doom Goblin" trilogy. First installment would be the climate change thing, episode two is the faux palestinian cause. What to do for the third? Maybe a romantic movie with Doom Goblin and Hogg trying (and failing) to hook up.

BBRex said:

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Greta's parents should have kept her in school instead of parading her around like a circus freak. She might have learned a trade by now.

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Grifting is one of the most lucrative occupations out there compared to the skill set required of it. Think AOC, the "Rev" Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson, Jasmine Crocket, the Squad, literal armies of climate change "scientists", etc. etc. etc. Even David Hogg appears to be able to survive as a grifter so I know Doom Goblin can do very well at this.

I will allow this.

WBBQ74 said:

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Does the IDF have surface warfare ships to intercept this pirate vessel?

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Israel SAAR 5 Class Frigate

deddog said:

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Gaeilge said:

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Hope Israel sinks it

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Au contraire.

They should let it sail to Gaza. And don't let them exit. Let Greta live with Hamas

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This is the way. Let the doom goblin live amongst the terrorists for a while, since she's so hell-bent on helping them. Otherwise, this is all just theater for show.

carl spacklers hat said:

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deddog said:

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Gaeilge said:

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Hope Israel sinks it

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Au contraire.

They should let it sail to Gaza. And don't let them exit. Let Greta live with Hamas

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This is the way. Let the doom goblin live amongst the terrorists for a while, since she's so hell-bent on helping them. Otherwise, this is all just theater for show.

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Wait until she finds out what her freedom fighters think of women drinking alcohol and showing their hair.

Greta being dumb is normal, but I expected better of Sir Davos

Queso1 said:

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Why does TA attack people that are opposed to civilian deaths? She's a fool, I get it, but there is nothing wrong about opposing civilian death.

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when did Thunberg ever explain her opposing the deaths of 800 civilian Jews on October 7, 2023?

or the taking of 251 civilian hostages by Hamas terrorists?

Palestine is the modern Nazi Germany and desperately needs its Oder-Neisse Line.

Expel. Everyone. From. Gaza. Now.

Greta is gotch-eyed

Unfortunately she has become a brand with little substance. Sad, truly sad.

Queso1 said:

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Why does TA attack people that are opposed to civilian deaths? She's a fool, I get it, but there is nothing wrong about opposing civilian death.

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Every single civilian death is the result of Hamas and Palestinian action. I truly wish they would unconditionally surrender and begin teaching their children that Israel and Jews have the right to live in peace. If she actually cared about Palestinians, she should be calling for Hamas to end the war immediately. Newsflash, she doesn't care about Palestinians. She cares about getting attention

This is like watching someone go into the lion exhibit at a zoo. You find yourself praying for the merciful death of the fall/IDF vs the lions/Hamas ripping you to shreds.

LMAOOOO: Greta Thunberg now has her life jacket on after spotting drones while sailing to Gaza

"We need your help! Please send this distress signal to everyone!" pic.twitter.com/rFpU28l8Ny

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) June 3, 2025

MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY ... DOOM GOBBIE IN TROUBLE!

Stat Monitor Repairman said:

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LMAOOOO: Greta Thunberg now has her life jacket on after spotting drones while sailing to Gaza

"We need your help! Please send this distress signal to everyone!" pic.twitter.com/rFpU28l8Ny

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) June 3, 2025

MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY ... DOOM GOBBIE IN TROUBLE!

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She looks like a cabbage patch kid in that thumbnail.

Doom goblin is just a side piece for the terrorist in that vid.

That's hilarious

txags92 said:

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Stat Monitor Repairman said:

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LMAOOOO: Greta Thunberg now has her life jacket on after spotting drones while sailing to Gaza

"We need your help! Please send this distress signal to everyone!" pic.twitter.com/rFpU28l8Ny

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) June 3, 2025

MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY ... DOOM GOBBIE IN TROUBLE!

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I get you but damn I hate seeing death. She has been a tool or a puppet. Poor kid is going to not live a long life. She is the victim here.

Stolen from tigerdroppings.

"Maybe they can moor at Bidens pier"

Stat Monitor Repairman said:

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LMAOOOO: Greta Thunberg now has her life jacket on after spotting drones while sailing to Gaza

"We need your help! Please send this distress signal to everyone!" pic.twitter.com/rFpU28l8Ny

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) June 3, 2025

MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY ... DOOM GOBBIE IN TROUBLE!

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I cannot imagine how bad that crazy ***** smells.

Hubert J. Farnsworth said:

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Stolen from tigerdroppings.

"Maybe they can moor at Bidens pier"

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Is that sitting next to Davy Jones' locker?

Champion of Fireball said:

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txags92 said:

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Stat Monitor Repairman said:

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LMAOOOO: Greta Thunberg now has her life jacket on after spotting drones while sailing to Gaza

"We need your help! Please send this distress signal to everyone!" pic.twitter.com/rFpU28l8Ny

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) June 3, 2025

MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY ... DOOM GOBBIE IN TROUBLE!

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I get you but damn I hate seeing death. She has been a tool or a puppet. Poor kid is going to not live a long life. She is the victim here.

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In most situations, I would agree with you, but in this case, she has literally chosen the side of a genocidal death cult. It isn't like what happened on October 7th is some mystery or that she is unaware of the facts. She has just chosen to throw in with people who made kids watch their parents being murdered and parents watch their kids get slaughtered. She is not a victim, she is a willfully used puppet trying to give legitimacy to a bunch of terrorists and is undeserving of pity or sympathy.

Tell everyone you're not a serious person without telling everyone you're not a serious person. Wtf sends a distress signal with their location via an upload to twitter?!?!

Greta Thunberg and a handful of other privileged activists are sailing to Gaza on a tiny boat to “deliver aid.”

At best, they’ve got enough supplies for maybe a dozen people. It’s not humanitarian—it’s the most pathetic, performative stunt imaginable.pic.twitter.com/D7fWeIcR9K

— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) June 3, 2025

Looks like their plan A is to breach the maritime security zone and force the Israelis to deal with them. Setting up for high drama.

Stat Monitor Repairman said:

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Greta Thunberg and a handful of other privileged activists are sailing to Gaza on a tiny boat to “deliver aid.”

At best, they’ve got enough supplies for maybe a dozen people. It’s not humanitarian—it’s the most pathetic, performative stunt imaginable.pic.twitter.com/D7fWeIcR9K

— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) June 3, 2025

Looks like their plan A is to breach the maritime security zone and force the Israelis to deal with them. Setting up for high drama.

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Wait. She went there on a dinghy, expecting to deliver supplies for thousands and thousands of people? She's more of an attention ***** than I gave her credit for, which was a lot.

IDF has already said that they wouldn't stop them from reaching Gaza and wished them well. Not going to be a lot of drama if the IDF just waves at them as they pass. At least no drama from the Israelis anyways. Now what they get from hamas may be a far different story and not in a way that they're going to like

What's the "conservative" consensus here? We don't like Greta's politics so we hope Israel kills her? Seems kinda psychotic.

Keyno said:

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What's the "conservative" consensus here? We don't like Greta's politics so we hope Israel kills her? Seems kinda psychotic.

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There is a lot of FA... we're just grabbing the popcorn for the FO

MD1993 said:

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I assume they planted some trees to offset the massive carbon footprint a ship that size creates to sail that distance? Maybe John Kerry can make a flyby in a private jet to show his support for the climate gnome.

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She should go and shout How Dare You at Mt Etna!

MD1993 said:

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I assume they planted some trees to offset the massive carbon footprint a ship that size creates to sail that distance? Maybe John Kerry can make a flyby in a private jet to show his support for the climate gnome.

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ironically..

the ship had it's sails in and was under diesel power most of the way across the Med Sea.

agent-maroon said:

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IDF has already said that they wouldn't stop them from reaching Gaza and wished them well. Not going to be a lot of drama if the IDF just waves at them as they pass. At least no drama from the Israelis anyways. Now what they get from hamas may be a far different story and not in a way that they're going to like

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it would be hilarious if the IDF lets her into Gaza...

then has a team go in and kidnap her into a Hamas tunnel dungeon.

what does the left do then?!?