Your Witchcraft is no match for MAGA

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Farmer_J
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12:10p, 1/21/25



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Tramp96
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12:11p, 1/21/25
The head witch...

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oh no
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12:15p, 1/21/25
we already knew this when the VP with the witch's cackle went down in flames.
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Gilligan
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12:16p, 1/21/25


One can only dream of the day!
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Logos Stick
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12:17p, 1/21/25
We used to burn witches. Now they are just part of the mainstream left along with pedos, furries, non-binaries, trans, crackheads, felons, feminists, communists, socialists, Satan worshippers, etc... One big happy fam.
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Gigem314
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12:17p, 1/21/25
Witches be crazy
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oh no
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In reply to Logos Stick • 12:19p, 1/21/25
Logos Stick said:
We used to burn witches. Now they are just part of the mainstream left along with pedos, furries, non-binaries, trans, crackheads, felons, feminists, communists, socialists, Satan worshippers, etc... One big happy fam.
it's called being "inclusive", silly billy. You can't destroy a society unless you include all of the evil and mentally ill people you can possibly find or groom.
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AG N ASIA
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12:20p, 1/21/25
Is that witches with a "w" or a "B"?
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Tramp96
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In reply to AG N ASIA • 12:23p, 1/21/25
AG N ASIA said:
Is that witches with a "w" or a "B"?
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12:23p, 1/21/25
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12:24p, 1/21/25
They can't find a virgin to sacrifice!
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In reply to Farmer_J • 12:26p, 1/21/25
Farmer_J said:



Maybe because they're all a farce?
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In reply to AgTrip • 12:33p, 1/21/25
AgTrip said:
They can't find a virgin to sacrifice!
All of the ones they tried had the wrong plumbing installed!
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Detmersdislocatedshoulder
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12:43p, 1/21/25
why does this feel like a bunch of dorks playing dungeons and dragons.
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Who?mikejones!
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12:44p, 1/21/25
Turns out McDonald's shields one from witches spells
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12:46p, 1/21/25
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In reply to Detmersdislocatedshoulder • 12:58p, 1/21/25
Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:
why does this feel like a bunch of dorks playing dungeons and dragons.

Reminds me of the time I was perusing shelves in a Barnes & Nobles and rounded the corner into one of those seating areas just in time to hear this dude tell some others, "Technically, I am not a Warlock yet."

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1:06p, 1/21/25
Pelosi drinking and driving.....

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Farmer_J
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In reply to Who?mikejones! • 1:19p, 1/21/25
Who?mikejones! said:
Turns out McDonald's shields one from witches spells


Diet Coke elixir
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In reply to Tramp96 • 1:31p, 1/21/25
Tramp96 said:
The head witch...



Great. Every time I see a lime at the store that's what I'm going to be thinking of now, instead of how good it makes salsa taste.
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In reply to AgTrip • 1:41p, 1/21/25
AgTrip said:
They can't find a virgin to sacrifice!
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1:44p, 1/21/25
Witchcraft is a capital crime.
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doubledog
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2:37p, 1/21/25
Perhaps the witches are not using fresh eye of newt.
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javajaws
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In reply to doubledog • 2:47p, 1/21/25
doubledog said:
Perhaps the witches are not using fresh eye of newt.
Poor Newt only has 2 eyes and every witch in Congress has wanted a piece of them for years!
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In reply to Detmersdislocatedshoulder • 3:07p, 1/21/25
Detmersdislocatedshoulder said:
why does this feel like a bunch of dorks playing dungeons and dragons.
Dungeons and Dragons dorks know they are playing a fantasy game. These lunatics think it's real.
The best way to keep evil men from wielding great power is to not create great power in the first place.
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In reply to Farmer_J • 3:29p, 1/21/25
Farmer_J said:



No, it's just other witches are FOR Trump and they're just canceling each other out. Hey, I can order a voodoo doll off the Internet and help out too.
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annie88
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In reply to Gigem314 • 3:32p, 1/21/25
Gigem314 said:
Witches be crazy
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3:49p, 1/21/25
Prayers are flimsy, but spells aren't?
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An ABC News outlet in Alabama reported about witches writing on the Reddit forum that their spells won't work like before, with one of them saying she believes it's because many people are praying. "Therefore he has a shield, a flimsy one of course, but a shield nonetheless (I am trying to figure out a way to create spells that can bypass that, but it's difficult)," the witch reportedly wrote.
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In reply to ProgN • 3:50p, 1/21/25
ProgN said:
AgTrip said:
They can't find a virgin to sacrifice!
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Fall92
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In reply to Gigem314 • 3:51p, 1/21/25
Witches gots to learn.
"I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be."
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In reply to CampSkunk • 3:52p, 1/21/25
So not really so flimsy after all, huh? Or maybe it's the spells that are flimsy?
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Squadron7
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4:49p, 1/21/25
Witch, please.
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In reply to Farmer_J • 5:40p, 1/21/25
Farmer_J said:
Who?mikejones! said:
Turns out McDonald's shields one from witches spells
Diet Coke elixir

Garbage truck blocks spells?
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In reply to Farmer_J • 6:43p, 1/21/25
Farmer_J said:





JFC-Is that real from CBN?
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EVA3
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In reply to CampSkunk • 12:03a, 1/22/25
CampSkunk said:
Prayers are flimsy, but spells aren't?
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An ABC News outlet in Alabama reported about witches writing on the Reddit forum that their spells won't work like before, with one of them saying she believes it's because many people are praying. "Therefore he has a shield, a flimsy one of course, but a shield nonetheless (I am trying to figure out a way to create spells that can bypass that, but it's difficult)," the witch reportedly wrote.
The demons also believe, and shudder.
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