Danimal said:

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Happy birthday to the love of my life, @MichelleObama. You fill every room with warmth, wisdom, humor, and grace – and you look good doing it. I’m so lucky to be able to take on life's adventures with you. Love you! pic.twitter.com/WTrvxlNVa4

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) January 17, 2025

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Sitting so far apart. No chemistry.

They are getting divorced.

Danimal said:

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Happy birthday to the love of my life, @MichelleObama. You fill every room with warmth, wisdom, humor, and grace – and you look good doing it. I’m so lucky to be able to take on life's adventures with you. Love you! pic.twitter.com/WTrvxlNVa4

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) January 17, 2025

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No food on the plates?

Still looking for a chef?

— Brick Suit (@Brick_Suit) January 17, 2025

Ooof this hurts if true. Anniston was on my "Freebie" list of 5. If she would lower herself to date Barry, I'd have to bump her for someone like Isabella Rossillini. Although she is pretty international, so I may have to think of someone else to increase my odds.

That's just the point. He seems happier recently, perhaps because `escaping'.

So no one told you life was gonna be this waaaayyy.......

No, not Jennifer Aniston. Yall misread it.

His new love interest is a drag queen named "Jennifer Maniston"

titan said:

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That's just the point. He seems happier recently, perhaps because `escaping'.

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When men are 25+, they want to settle down, have a wife at home to get ready sex, have kids etc etc. Then when the kids come, the wives neglect the husband and uses him like an ATM. Sex stops (wife is "too tired") and the nagging/grouchiness begins ("hormones"). When the kids leave to college and then for their own lives, you are left with nothing to look forward every day to except for a miserable complaining woman.

That is when mid-life crisis Phase 2 kicks in when men realize they are 60 and have maybe 20 years of life left. Why be miserable with a crazy menopausal shrew? Life is short, they reason. They are wealthy and good looking (esp if they are still slim and have hair). There are a lot of women who like that especially for someone famous and influential like Obama. At that point they care less about long term reputation (as they are going to die in some years anyway). So they go for that tail and divorce their wives.
The wives then become cat-ladies who post on social media about how happy they are being single and girl power and all that.

Cycle of life.

Jennifer Aniston? JENNIFER ANISTON?!

No. No f'ing way.

I would rather be alone and celibate. That f'ing disgusting.

They borrowed Lebron's plates.

combat wombat said:

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Jennifer Aniston? JENNIFER ANISTON?!

No. No f'ing way.

I would rather be alone and celibate. That f'ing disgusting.

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She's one messed up female.

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Still looking for a chef?

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Freaking hilarious! Give em Tweet of the week!

Seriously, though: this setup says "business arrangement" far more than "romantic attraction." But for those cheering for divorce:
A. Plenty of rich couples keep the loveless enterprise going till death.
B. Let's not cheer for the breaking of a covenant.
C. Running out on his family would reassert Hussein as the first… nevermind.

BIG MIKE !

Ag97 said:

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Ooof this hurts if true. Anniston was on my "Freebie" list of 5. If she would lower herself to date Barry, I'd have to bump her for someone like Isabella Rossillini. Although she is pretty international, so I may have to think of someone else to increase my odds.

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I hope you didn't laminate that list.

zephyr88 said:

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Danimal said:

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Happy birthday to the love of my life, @MichelleObama. You fill every room with warmth, wisdom, humor, and grace – and you look good doing it. I’m so lucky to be able to take on life's adventures with you. Love you! pic.twitter.com/WTrvxlNVa4

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) January 17, 2025

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No food on the plates?

Still looking for a chef?

— Brick Suit (@Brick_Suit) January 17, 2025

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That male-patterned baldness is a pesky problem.

STOP THE ENHANCE!!!

- REPEAT -

STOP THE ENHANCE!!!

My hats off to Barrack. He's doing something most of us can only dream about! I mean- it's about time, Michelle is rough and he's still a good looking dude.

Hats off to you for pulling Jennifer Aniston! My man!!

LRHF

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Have seen these rumors since he was a Senator. This is funny though:

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In 2022, Michelle admitted in panel discussion that for a decade when their daughters Malia and Sasha were young she hated her husband.

She said: "People think I'm being catty it's like, there were ten years where I couldn't stand my husband."

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You should have spoken up back then, 'girl.'

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She can't stand her country either we've heard that many times

Looks like they're in damage control mode. Or they're actually fine, who knows. Kind of a strange pose. Everyone on the left kept saying that Melania was going to leave The Donald.

WRONG AGAIN.

On one level I could almost believe it as Anniston has gone to the media about being barren ('waited too long'), and she's run off a crap ton of men of course so I could see her looking for some sort of purpose/ego boost.

On the other, I've heard rumors about the 'pending obama divorce' so many times it's tough to take real seriously, the Occam's razor answer being mike just doesn't want to be in DC this month, and could care less what people think.

None of the three of them have any sound intellect or moral standards, so anything is possible I guess.

Holy smokes, I just spit some of my drink out.

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On one level I could almost believe it as Anniston has gone to the media about being barren ('waited too long'), and she's run off a crap ton of men of course so I could see her looking for some sort of purpose/ego boost.

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Elon could find an artificial insemination work around. Even if a surrogacy.

Just imagine the p***y Barry is turning down. Hot/crazy Hollywood libtard chicks must be throwing themselves at him.

And every night he comes home to an angry chick/dude who swings a twig and berries.

You go Barry!

zephyr88 said:

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Danimal said:

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Happy birthday to the love of my life, @MichelleObama. You fill every room with warmth, wisdom, humor, and grace – and you look good doing it. I’m so lucky to be able to take on life's adventures with you. Love you! pic.twitter.com/WTrvxlNVa4

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) January 17, 2025

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No food on the plates?

Still looking for a chef?

— Brick Suit (@Brick_Suit) January 17, 2025

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Nothing in the glasses, purse on the table.

Ag97 said:

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Ooof this hurts if true. Anniston was on my "Freebie" list of 5. If she would lower herself to date Barry, I'd have to bump her for someone like Isabella Rossillini. Although she is pretty international, so I may have to think of someone else to increase my odds.

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Yeah...because 1 in Infinity-1 is SOOOO much better than 1 in Infinity.

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zephyr88 said:

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Danimal said:

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Happy birthday to the love of my life, @MichelleObama. You fill every room with warmth, wisdom, humor, and grace – and you look good doing it. I’m so lucky to be able to take on life's adventures with you. Love you! pic.twitter.com/WTrvxlNVa4

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) January 17, 2025

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No food on the plates?

Still looking for a chef?

— Brick Suit (@Brick_Suit) January 17, 2025

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Nothing in the glasses, purse on the table.

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Yeah that's odd she's dropped her purse is on the table, as if she just dropped in for this photograph.

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Danimal said:

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Happy birthday to the love of my life, @MichelleObama. You fill every room with warmth, wisdom, humor, and grace – and you look good doing it. I’m so lucky to be able to take on life's adventures with you. Love you! pic.twitter.com/WTrvxlNVa4

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) January 17, 2025

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No food on the plates?

Still looking for a chef?

— Brick Suit (@Brick_Suit) January 17, 2025

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Nothing in the glasses, purse on the table.

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Good eye.

WTF does "just friends" mean?

Most ridiculous gaslighting hollywood term invented.

After decades of being the " catcher" . he is probably thrilled he will now be able to be the "pitcher " once in a while!

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titan said:

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That's just the point. He seems happier recently, perhaps because `escaping'.

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When men are 25+, they want to settle down, have a wife at home to get ready sex, have kids etc etc. Then when the kids come, the wives neglect the husband and uses him like an ATM. Sex stops (wife is "too tired") and the nagging/grouchiness begins ("hormones"). When the kids leave to college and then for their own lives, you are left with nothing to look forward every day to except for a miserable complaining woman.

That is when mid-life crisis Phase 2 kicks in when men realize they are 60 and have maybe 20 years of life left. Why be miserable with a crazy menopausal shrew? Life is short, they reason. They are wealthy and good looking (esp if they are still slim and have hair). There are a lot of women who like that especially for someone famous and influential like Obama. At that point they care less about long term reputation (as they are going to die in some years anyway). So they go for that tail and divorce their wives.
The wives then become cat-ladies who post on social media about how happy they are being single and girl power and all that.

Cycle of life.

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Wow. at 60+ I can tell you this is total BS. This attitude is exactly why divorces and broken families propagate like the disaster they are adversely affecting birth rates and family unity thus societal stability.

If you buy this self centered trash you have no idea how to do life correctly.

Cycle of wife?

big mike likely starting to smell more and passing some real gas

Jennifer Anniston? Really? Has there been any other mention of this?

Gee, thanks for the nightmare fuel !!!

That pic looks like she had cosmetic face surgery. She really puffy. I wonder if that's why she couldn't attend Carter's funeral.