HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*deep gasp*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

one satirical outlet buys another

The headlines won't change much but at least the site owner will stop pretending they're real.

bobbranco said:

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His hyperbole, while cray cray, was par and less vs the MSM that's careful to play for bogeys.

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nah this is cope, he's in his own league of bat****

Jeeper79 said:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*deep gasp*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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You got your WIn for the next 12 years! Aaaahahahahahaha!!

Shoefly! said:

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Jeeper79 said:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*deep gasp*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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You got your WIn for the next 12 years! Aaaahahahahahaha!!

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This is a win for everyone

Jeeper79 said:

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Shoefly! said:

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Jeeper79 said:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*deep gasp*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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You got your WIn for the next 12 years! Aaaahahahahahaha!!

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This is a win for everyone

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And if you post less.

This is now the funniest article the Onion has originated in over 10 years

Maybe the secret bid for a secret price, because $$$ is not what this is about. They just trying to break him. lol, little do they know the hate they are feeding Alex is his steroids.

The government is piling bodies up with lies. Alex exercising free speech killed no one.

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bobbranco said:

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His hyperbole, while cray cray, was par and less vs the MSM that's careful to play for bogeys.

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nah this is cope, he's in his own league of bat****

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A crazy as he is...Does he know what a woman is? Does he believe that men can get pregnant and "chest feed" and that children's elementary schools should have gay p0rn books depicting oral sex and sodomy in them ("Gender Queer")? Does he compare governors to "Hitler" when they remove such books from schools? Does he believe men should crush women in their own sports and undress and shower with them afterwards?

Because he is "fringe" for us...but that is the MAINSTREAM democrat platform. Accepted by all dem politicians, the media, and their tens of millions of useful idiots sprinkled throughout the country.

The libel judgement against Jones is truly the most excessive judgement in civil court ever.

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Old McDonald said:

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bobbranco said:

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His hyperbole, while cray cray, was par and less vs the MSM that's careful to play for bogeys.

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nah this is cope, he's in his own league of bat****

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A crazy as he is...Does he know what a woman is?

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yeah, a woman is someone who covers their drink when he walks in the room

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Why would anybody buy it? Isn't it basically going bankrupt? Wouldn't that be like buying the Titanic after it hit the iceberg?

Am I missing something?

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Terrain denial.

None of the clapping seals have actually listened to Jones: they've formed strong emotional options off of the MSM portrayal and their selective clips.

The truth is Jones primarily highlights things the media publishes but spun in the opposite direction. Watch him with Rogan and you'll see nearly everything he rants and screams about is based on MSM reported events.

Is he my cup of tea? No. He has a highly emotional delivery that I can't take in large doses. But if he were 100% crazy he wouldn't be a threat the left is invested in destroying. He has a following because he's actually right 90%+ of the time. He's known for being terribly wrong in one very unwise story, but he's far less dangerous or dishonest than The View.

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bobbranco said:

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His hyperbole, while cray cray, was par and less vs the MSM that's careful to play for bogeys.

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nah this is cope, he's in his own league of bat****

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A crazy as he is...Does he know what a woman is?

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yeah, a woman is someone who covers their drink when he walks in the room

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I see you dodged the entire question. Afraid to acknowledge how batchit crazy and deviant your entire party has become. So much so that it actually scared millions of voters away.

Has Alex Jones really drugged women though? Did Whoopi and Joy Behar tell you that?

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bobbranco said:

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His hyperbole, while cray cray, was par and less vs the MSM that's careful to play for bogeys.

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nah this is cope, he's in his own league of bat****

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A crazy as he is...Does he know what a woman is?

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yeah, a woman is someone who covers their drink when he walks in the room

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I see you dodged the entire question. Afraid to acknowledge how batchit crazy and deviant your entire party has become. So much so that it actually scared millions of voters away.

Has Alex Jones really drugged women though? Did Whoopi and Joy Behar tell you that?

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This is the Alex Jones/Onion thread. Plenty of other places you can hammer the dems. This thread is for mocking Alex's dip****tery and his refusal to quit stepping in it.

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bobbranco said:

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His hyperbole, while cray cray, was par and less vs the MSM that's careful to play for bogeys.

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nah this is cope, he's in his own league of bat****

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A crazy as he is...Does he know what a woman is?

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yeah, a woman is someone who covers their drink when he walks in the room

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I see you dodged the entire question. Afraid to acknowledge how batchit crazy and deviant your entire party has become. So much so that it actually scared millions of voters away.

Has Alex Jones really drugged women though? Did Whoopi and Joy Behar tell you that?

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This is the Alex Jones/Onion thread. Plenty of other places you can hammer the dems. This thread is for mocking Alex's dip****tery and his refusal to quit stepping in it.

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Sorry, when a dem calls anyone crazy it's a derail in and of itself...considering the psycho nonsense every single one of them believes and/or advocates for. I think there is always room to call them out on their craziness and hypocrisy.

I don't get the AJ hate. Dude has been right a lot. I guess it's bc it's the cool thing to do?

I had never really heard of Alex Jones until libs started freaking out about him. It seems that he once postulated that the dad of a Sandy Hook victim looked like a crisis actor on his podcast about a decade ago, so he got a BILLION dollar judgement against him. A horrible thing to say, sure, but a BILLION dollars? He's bankrupt and lost his business now. Communists who absolutely HATE free speech think it's funny and just. They laugh. They revel in another's suffering. They say everyone wins when free speech is shut down and people are ruined for speech they don't like. I guess that's what ignorant people think when they refuse to fathom the possibility of themselves being destroyed one day if someone doesn't like something they say.