Rex Racer said:Get Off My Lawn said:
Pelosi Pork Poppers: 2 oversized mounds of pulled pork & aged cheese, beer battered and fried.
Comes with a side of self loathing for being attracted to such an item.
Comes with a free pair of underwear and a hammer.
Would this be a club sandwich?
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