Travis Kelce to Make "Bombshell" Election Announcement Very Soon After Swift Endorsem

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Science Denier
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Have to admit, this chick is pretty powerful.

I mean, she got a football player to wear this in public:
redcrayon
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Science Denier said:

Have to admit, this chick is pretty powerful.

I mean, she got a football player to wear this in public:

He's a chode. I have no doubt he picked that outfit all on his own.
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Science Denier said:

Have to admit, this chick is pretty powerful.

I mean, she got a football player to wear this in public:


Looks like they got paid by Gucci…she'd wear Benny's Bail Bonds if she could make a buck. She's 100% sold out.
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When you have to have a double take to ensure he's not wearing a kfc bucket on his head
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This belongs on the Entertainment Board. This isn't Politics as far as I'm concerned.
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Daveintx said:

When you have to have a double take to ensure he's not wearing a kfc bucket on his head
Actually................that would mean the old Kelce was back and would be a good thing.
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Science Denier said:

Have to admit, this chick is pretty powerful.

I mean, she got a football player to wear this in public:

But I heard her kitty really stinks bad.
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Mas89 said:

Science Denier said:

Have to admit, this chick is pretty powerful.

I mean, she got a football player to wear this in public:

But I heard her kitty really stinks bad.
Might explain her problem holding on to boyfriends.
"Green" is the new RED.
Nanomachines son
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Vax boy is probably seething that his Pfizer endorsement deals are going up in smoke.
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BTHOB-98 said:

A lot of Taylor Swift fans are voting for Kamala Harris simply because Swift endorsed her. Just remember that 90% of her hit songs are about choosing the wrong person.
Well, it seems that Swift's "endorsement" of Harris really did not mean very much.

Quote:

About 81 percent of voters surveyed in the ABC News/Ipsos poll said Swift's support for Vice President Harris will not influence how they vote.


thehill.com/homenews/4881812-taylor-swift-endorsement-little-impact/
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Science Denier said:

Have to admit, this chick is pretty powerful.

I mean, she got a football player to wear this in public:


Dude should lose his Man Card for that.
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stetson said:

Science Denier said:

Have to admit, this chick is pretty powerful.

I mean, she got a football player to wear this in public:


Dude should lose his Man Card for that.


When did the 90's sunglasses and fashion come back….geeeZ
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stetson said:

Science Denier said:

Have to admit, this chick is pretty powerful.

I mean, she got a football player to wear this in public:


Dude should lose his Man Card for that.


Looks like a guy who got white boy wasted and put a KFC bucket on his head.
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EskimoJoe said:

Looks like a guy who got white boy wasted and put a KFC bucket on his head.
Looks like a guy who found golden snatch.
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Froppe said:

Fightin_Aggie said:

Froppe said:

InfantryAg said:

PanzerAggie06 said:

Yawn.

If celebrity endorsements mattered the Dems would have been in power for the past 40 years.

She's a cult leader. Some of her fans who would not have voted, will because of her. And with these razor thin margins in the swing states...
It's hilarious to see a Humpty worshipper calling someone else a "cult leader". How'd your hero do last night? I can see why all the polls say he had such a landslide victory, given his extensive experience being in close proximity to a prosecutor.


My name is Humpty, pronounced with an, "Umpty"
Yo, ladies, oh, how I like to funk thee
And all the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick with this
Straight gangster mack, but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Ayo, fat girl, come here, are you ticklish?
Yeah, I called you fat, look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from getting busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy, allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly, but it just don't faze me
I'm still getting in the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance

Chorus]
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the Hump (Come on, uh)
Do the Humpty Hump (Come on and), do the Humpty Hump (Check me out, y'all)
Do the Humpty Hump (Just watch me), do the Humpty Hump (Yeah, do you know what I'm doing?)
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (Doing the Humpty Hump, come on)
Do the Humpty Hump (Ha), do the Humpty Hump



Maybe Humpty can do his cute little dance to this catchy tune at one of his yuuuuuuge rallies in the near future!
yikes did Froppe ever come back or is he still crying after the election.
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All the pillowbiters that are pearl clutching over Gaetz are going to get a rude awakening. After what the DOJ did to Trump he is going to put someone as AG that will go full tilt William Wallace in the DOJ and Gaetz will go in double fisted swinging his Claymore and cleaning house. If it's not Gaetz it will be someone else that will. This is 200% going to happen one way or another. However it going to be a batter. The way they set up the AFGE unlike private-sector workers, federal employees can't be fired instantly. Government agencies must follow a specific procedure to fire someone. This process requires them to have documented performance- or conduct-based reasons for removing an employee. However the AFGE isn't a real union because as part of the Hatch Act GS employees can't legally strike. And there is no NCA, they just set up these policies to protect their asses when the go full Page and Strzok and get away with it. But guess what nimrods who above all is in charge of Policy at the DOJ?? The POTUS and until now none were ballsy enough to say ENOUGH. Executive Order change the policy and go to work. If there's a huge walkout so be it. That would make it easier to get rid of the trash
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geez
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience" - Mark Twain
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Larry Hagman said:

Froppe said:

Fightin_Aggie said:

Froppe said:

InfantryAg said:

PanzerAggie06 said:

Yawn.

If celebrity endorsements mattered the Dems would have been in power for the past 40 years.

She's a cult leader. Some of her fans who would not have voted, will because of her. And with these razor thin margins in the swing states...
It's hilarious to see a Humpty worshipper calling someone else a "cult leader". How'd your hero do last night? I can see why all the polls say he had such a landslide victory, given his extensive experience being in close proximity to a prosecutor.


My name is Humpty, pronounced with an, "Umpty"
Yo, ladies, oh, how I like to funk thee
And all the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick with this
Straight gangster mack, but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Ayo, fat girl, come here, are you ticklish?
Yeah, I called you fat, look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from getting busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy, allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly, but it just don't faze me
I'm still getting in the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance

Chorus]
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the Hump (Come on, uh)
Do the Humpty Hump (Come on and), do the Humpty Hump (Check me out, y'all)
Do the Humpty Hump (Just watch me), do the Humpty Hump (Yeah, do you know what I'm doing?)
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (Doing the Humpty Hump, come on)
Do the Humpty Hump (Ha), do the Humpty Hump



Maybe Humpty can do his cute little dance to this catchy tune at one of his yuuuuuuge rallies in the near future!
yikes did Froppe ever come back or is he still crying after the election.



If someone rewrote the lyrics above to "Do the Trumpty Trump", they'd have a hit on their hands.
 
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