Travis Kelce to Make "Bombshell" Election Announcement Very Soon After Swift Endorsem

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Charlie 31 said:

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InfantryAg said:

PanzerAggie06 said:

Yawn.

If celebrity endorsements mattered the Dems would have been in power for the past 40 years.

She's a cult leader. Some of her fans who would not have voted, will because of her. And with these razor thin margins in the swing states...
It's hilarious to see a Humpty worshipper calling someone else a "cult leader". How'd your hero do last night? I can see why all the polls say he had such a landslide victory, given his extensive experience being in close proximity to a prosecutor.
Libtard Aggies like you are why I refuse to give any of my estate to Texas A&M University.
Oh, no! The end is near!!!
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Fightin_Aggie said:

Froppe said:

InfantryAg said:

PanzerAggie06 said:

Yawn.

If celebrity endorsements mattered the Dems would have been in power for the past 40 years.

She's a cult leader. Some of her fans who would not have voted, will because of her. And with these razor thin margins in the swing states...
It's hilarious to see a Humpty worshipper calling someone else a "cult leader". How'd your hero do last night? I can see why all the polls say he had such a landslide victory, given his extensive experience being in close proximity to a prosecutor.


My name is Humpty, pronounced with an, "Umpty"
Yo, ladies, oh, how I like to funk thee
And all the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick with this
Straight gangster mack, but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Ayo, fat girl, come here, are you ticklish?
Yeah, I called you fat, look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from getting busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy, allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly, but it just don't faze me
I'm still getting in the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance

Chorus]
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the Hump (Come on, uh)
Do the Humpty Hump (Come on and), do the Humpty Hump (Check me out, y'all)
Do the Humpty Hump (Just watch me), do the Humpty Hump (Yeah, do you know what I'm doing?)
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (Doing the Humpty Hump, come on)
Do the Humpty Hump (Ha), do the Humpty Hump



Maybe Humpty can do his cute little dance to this catchy tune at one of his yuuuuuuge rallies in the near future!
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America saw season 1. They wanted a season 2.

NFL was putting up huge tv numbers because of Taylor Swift.

Thats all that matters.

NFL exists to have something to show between ads and all this drama draws eyeballs.

So we forced to participate.

By trying to watch a game and hearing them talk about Taylor Swift.

Every time the dude near the ball they show Taylor in the box eatin' nachos.

2024 we get low-T America and we gonna like it.
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Froppe said:

Charlie 31 said:

Froppe said:

InfantryAg said:

PanzerAggie06 said:

Yawn.

If celebrity endorsements mattered the Dems would have been in power for the past 40 years.

She's a cult leader. Some of her fans who would not have voted, will because of her. And with these razor thin margins in the swing states...
It's hilarious to see a Humpty worshipper calling someone else a "cult leader". How'd your hero do last night? I can see why all the polls say he had such a landslide victory, given his extensive experience being in close proximity to a prosecutor.
Libtard Aggies like you are why I refuse to give any of my estate to Texas A&M University.
Oh, no! The end is near!!!
Once your parents make you move out of their house, the end will be even closer...
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Froppe said:

Jack Boyette said:

Froppe said:

InfantryAg said:

PanzerAggie06 said:

Yawn.

If celebrity endorsements mattered the Dems would have been in power for the past 40 years.

She's a cult leader. Some of her fans who would not have voted, will because of her. And with these razor thin margins in the swing states...
It's hilarious to see a Humpty worshipper calling someone else a "cult leader". How'd your hero do last night? I can see why all the polls say he had such a landslide victory, given his extensive experience being in close proximity to a prosecutor.


Like Hunter?

Imagine being a Trump hating male in Texas. That's a telltale sign of someone that got stuffed in a lotta lockers. A guy that voted for the biggest cult hero of all time because he was sorta black.

Trump did well. Try looking at sources other than what the mainstream media tells you happened.
That's really funny!


Well, one of us in an educated, wealthy lawyer and business owner, and the other's you. So, I think I might be more qualified to judge who won a debate than you are.
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A lot of Taylor Swift fans are voting for Kamala Harris simply because Swift endorsed her. Just remember that 90% of her hit songs are about choosing the wrong person.
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Does anyone believe any of this is real?

Its a soap opera, more scripted than "As thr World Turns"
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rocky the dog said:




Holy carp, Rocky done went and got himself AI. Sheets getting real now.
There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the later ignorance. Hippocrates
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Operation Mockingbird is alive and well after all these decades.
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Jack Boyette said:

Froppe said:

Jack Boyette said:

Froppe said:

InfantryAg said:

PanzerAggie06 said:

Yawn.

If celebrity endorsements mattered the Dems would have been in power for the past 40 years.

She's a cult leader. Some of her fans who would not have voted, will because of her. And with these razor thin margins in the swing states...
It's hilarious to see a Humpty worshipper calling someone else a "cult leader". How'd your hero do last night? I can see why all the polls say he had such a landslide victory, given his extensive experience being in close proximity to a prosecutor.


Like Hunter?

Imagine being a Trump hating male in Texas. That's a telltale sign of someone that got stuffed in a lotta lockers. A guy that voted for the biggest cult hero of all time because he was sorta black.

Trump did well. Try looking at sources other than what the mainstream media tells you happened.
That's really funny!


Well, one of us in an educated, wealthy lawyer and business owner, and the other's you. So, I think I might be more qualified to judge who won a debate than you are.
Wow, you're educated, wealthy, a lawyer, AND a business owner? May I tell my low-rent acquaintances that I know you? Since you're so well-qualified to know who won the debate, are you telling me that the polls are lying, and our beloved Humpty didn't actually win?
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is he going to announce the return of his testicles from TayTay's manpurse?
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Virtual signaling for nothing more than money and fame. You cannot have a principled stance for a candidate that has no principles. These two are using each other to further their own self worth.
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C@LAg said:

is he going to announce the return of his testicles from TayTay's manpurse?


TayTay is wearing his testicles around her neck. The minute he asked her out those babies were gone.
The voices in my head are fighting, one of my imaginary friends is running with scissors and 2 of my personalities have escaped.
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Re: wealth tax

Bet Mr. T-Swizzle will have a complete change in thinking when he gets a tax bill to address increased in value of his Super Bowl rings.
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Marxists come in all shapes and colors
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Froppe said:

Jack Boyette said:

Froppe said:

Jack Boyette said:

Froppe said:

InfantryAg said:

PanzerAggie06 said:

Yawn.

If celebrity endorsements mattered the Dems would have been in power for the past 40 years.

She's a cult leader. Some of her fans who would not have voted, will because of her. And with these razor thin margins in the swing states...
It's hilarious to see a Humpty worshipper calling someone else a "cult leader". How'd your hero do last night? I can see why all the polls say he had such a landslide victory, given his extensive experience being in close proximity to a prosecutor.


Like Hunter?

Imagine being a Trump hating male in Texas. That's a telltale sign of someone that got stuffed in a lotta lockers. A guy that voted for the biggest cult hero of all time because he was sorta black.

Trump did well. Try looking at sources other than what the mainstream media tells you happened.
That's really funny!


Well, one of us in an educated, wealthy lawyer and business owner, and the other's you. So, I think I might be more qualified to judge who won a debate than you are.
Wow, you're educated, wealthy, a lawyer, AND a business owner? May I tell my low-rent acquaintances that I know you? Since you're so well-qualified to know who won the debate, are you telling me that the polls are lying, and our beloved Humpty didn't actually win?


The purpose of a debate isn't to win style points from press pundits; it's to win undecided voters. As I said, Trump did very well.

We get it; you're forced to mock because you know I'm right about you.
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If my wife was worth billions I'd probably listen to her more.
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Froppe said:

InfantryAg said:

PanzerAggie06 said:

Yawn.
If celebrity endorsements mattered the Dems would have been in power for the past 40 years.
She's a cult leader. Some of her fans who would not have voted, will because of her. And with these razor thin margins in the swing states...
It's hilarious to see a Humpty worshipper calling someone else a "cult leader". How'd your hero do last night? I can see why all the polls say he had such a landslide victory, given his extensive experience being in close proximity to a prosecutor.
Ad Hominem attacks on someone without checking their posting history shows that you're part of the cult. What I said stands on its own; It has nothing to do with who won the debate.

Look at your posts, they're childish and belong in the youtube comments or reddit.
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Tay Tay and tootsie are making the chiefs the most hated team in America. Where's America's team when you need them? The game itself is as boring as all get out. It's the clown-like side show that attracts the tv audience nowadays.
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Ooh I can't wait to hear what a dip**** NFL player has to say...
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Why would anyone care what that little ***** thinks....about anything? Even football.
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Kelce makes Gronk look like a Rhodes Scholar.
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Froppe said:

InfantryAg said:

PanzerAggie06 said:

Yawn.

If celebrity endorsements mattered the Dems would have been in power for the past 40 years.

She's a cult leader. Some of her fans who would not have voted, will because of her. And with these razor thin margins in the swing states...
It's hilarious to see a Humpty worshipper calling someone else a "cult leader". How'd your hero do last night? I can see why all the polls say he had such a landslide victory, given his extensive experience being in close proximity to a prosecutor.
Watch out froppe. Those Haitians will sacrifice and eat your cats!
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it takes a lot of courage to speak out and endorse the regime's chosen installation, the one already endorsed by all of the regime's pravda media arm. the one with no policies, who dodges all of her past communist positions on every issue, who is part of the regime that caused inflation and opened the border. such heroes.
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Myocarditis is gonna be a ***** for him when he least expects it.
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Dear Kelce:

Shut up and play football. No one cares who you are voting for.
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I hope he breaks his leg next game and career ends. Fk em
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JR Ewingford said:

I hope he breaks his leg next game and career ends. Fk em
As a Chiefs fan, I still need the mofo to produce.

Yes, when it comes to the foosball, my principles are somewhat compromised.
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I know I always look to fake-ass, publicity hoars whose life is nothing like 99.999% of the public's for voting advice.
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Mas89 said:

Froppe said:

InfantryAg said:

PanzerAggie06 said:

Yawn.

If celebrity endorsements mattered the Dems would have been in power for the past 40 years.

She's a cult leader. Some of her fans who would not have voted, will because of her. And with these razor thin margins in the swing states...
It's hilarious to see a Humpty worshipper calling someone else a "cult leader". How'd your hero do last night? I can see why all the polls say he had such a landslide victory, given his extensive experience being in close proximity to a prosecutor.
Watch out froppe. Those Haitians will sacrifice and eat your cats!
Nah, we all got Maga caps, including the cats, so we're protected now.
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Tramp96 said:

JR Ewingford said:

I hope he breaks his leg next game and career ends. Fk em
As a Chiefs fan, I still need the mofo to produce.

Yes, when it comes to the foosball, my principles are somewhat compromised.
I have em fantasy, but he is a vaxed up tool
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I am shocked I tell ya, shocked.
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