So this one time.......................at band camp.......
No actually I was in Vegas and the wife and I were getting dinner at Paris in the restaurant under the Eiffel Tower replica that sits right on the strip. And we're seated outdoors above the sidewalk and all of a sudden a few Vegas cops show up on the sidewalk, basically escorting a group of protestors. They were vegan/animal right dewshers of some variety and they held up signs to protest the restaurant for reasons, I guess.
Waitress takes our order, and I've been drinking all afternoon playing cards, and tell her I want the biggest steak the chef has in the kitchen, rare. Once it arrived, I took the steak off the plate, walked over to the rail facing the protestors, and ate the whole thing with my bare hands. The more they booooed me, flipped me off, yelled obscenities, the more point I made of getting steak juice all over my face, licking my fingers, and chewing with my mouth wide open. I had most of the patrons, wait staff, and even the cops laughing hard. As I was finishing, a waiter walks up and hands me a couple of cloth napkins to clean up and a glass of red which I cheered the protestors with and downed.
It was a good time. Would do again.
