From Funny Tab :
https://funnytab.net/doomedPart 1.
On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.On some Swanson frozen dinners:Serving suggestions: Defrost.Printed on the bottom of Tesco Tiramisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down.On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.On Nytol Sleep Aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.On most brands of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.On a Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.On a toboggan:
Beware: Sledge may develop high speed under certain snow conditions.On a knife sharpener:
Caution: knives are sharp.On shin pads for cyclists:
Shin guards cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.On a take away coffee cup:
Caution: Hot beverages are hot.Emergency safety procedures at a US summer camp:
In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood proceed uphill quickly.In a microwave oven manual:
Do not use for drying pets.On the back of a pilot's seat in a Nato aircraft:
Seat must be facing forward for take-off and landing.On the bottom of a cola bottle:
Do not open here.On a Harry Potter wizards broom:
This broom does not actually fly.On a box of aspirin:
Do not take if allergic to aspirin.On a bottle of laundry detergent:
Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.On a muffin packet:
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.In a kettle instruction manual:
The appliance is switched on by setting the 'ON/OFF' button to the 'ON' position.On a ketchup bottle:
Instructions: Put on food.On a bottle of rum:
Open bottle before drinking. 
