My urologist's revised patient info form.

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SuhrThang
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1) Gender - male, female, other

2) Preferred Pronouns - he/him, they/them etc…

3) Gender at birth - ????


I can think of a few more:

1) do you have hair on your chest?

2) Adam's Apple size at birth?

3) Have your feet always been this big?






“A drunkard’s dream if I ever did see one”
Cinco Ranch Aggie
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Answer with "I'm not participating in this lunacy."
FatZilla
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On a male intake form...

Are you currently pregnant?
suburban cowboy
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hope they go out of business and starve
aggiehawg
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If an urologist cannot determine where one's urinary tract is, you need another doctor.
coconutED
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Leave the woke questions blank and see what they say.
Buck Turgidson
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You should not use a doctor that can't distinguish men from women.
kyledr04
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There's a lot regulations coming out for electronic medical records that require all that.
geoag58
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They could save themselves and the patients a lot of time by asking one question:

"Are you mentally ill?"

Fight against the dictatorship of the federal bureaucracy!
normalhorn
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You should find a new urologist

Why would you willingly put your trust in someone that goes along with this mental illness epidemic?
...take it easy on me, I'm a normal horn
dvldog
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This is being pushed by CMS. They're the ones requiring this information be reported for Medicare patients. Even if you're not a Medicare patient, it's easier for the providers (or rather their EMRs) to have one template that applies to all patients.
Sharpshooter
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Find a different Urologist.
Ags4DaWin
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Part of the reason for this is the ALPHABET mafia for sure.

The other reason for this is because the mentally ill individuals will put their desired gender on their forms instead of their actual sex.

And most of them are so mentally ill they don't realize that doctors literally couldn't give 2 ****s what their wished gender is.

We need to know what sex u are because this directly impacts what you are at risk for, what needs to be monitored most closely, and what kinds of exam and tests need to be done.

The doctor would find out eventually of course but knowing ahead of time helps the doc and staff prepare for ur appointment.

Also if ur mentally ill knowing what we are walking into ahead of time helps us avoid a 20 minute headache.
itsyourboypookie
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Urban Ag
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suburban cowboy said:

hope they go out of business and starve
This was basically my response when our pediatrician asked my wife to fill out a form answering questions about guns in the home and how they were stored.
bobbranco
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Piss on that nonsense.
El Gallo Blanco
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Can't say what I wish upon your doctor for participating in such lunacy without getting a perma. So I'll just say that I would find another doctor ASAP.
Pinochet
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Why are you still going to Beutel for a urologist OP?
Science Denier
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Gender? Leave blank. I'm not a biologist.
LOL OLD
policywonk98
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If the regulatory state is not brought to heel, it only gets worse and worse from here. And it's already been bad for quite some time.
He Who Shall Be Unnamed
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kyledr04 said:

There's a lot regulations coming out for electronic medical records that require all that.
Ding, ding, ding. But, according to TexAgs, the proper response is to fire him and to hope the urologist goes out of business.
SuhrThang
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This doctor is highly recommended and does a great job. I'm sure he had to include those questions.

If he can fix my prostate so I can sleep all night I'll wear lip stick and a prom dress when I see him next!! Plus he has a handsome young lady NP who usually does the exam. Makes it more tolerable.
“A drunkard’s dream if I ever did see one”
TRADUCTOR
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Do you feel light in your loafers.
Cinco Ranch Aggie
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He Who Shall Be Unnamed said:

kyledr04 said:

There's a lot regulations coming out for electronic medical records that require all that.
Ding, ding, ding. But, according to TexAgs, the proper response is to fire him and to hope the urologist goes out of business.
Fine. Fire the morons crafting these regulations.
aggiehawg
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TMI, dude.
Catag94
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SuhrThang said:

1) Gender - male, female, other

2) Preferred Pronouns - he/him, they/them etc…

3) Gender at birth - ????


I can think of a few more:

1) do you have hair on your chest?

2) Adam's Apple size at birth?

3) Have your feet always been this big?









you should have peed on it!
TexasAggiesWin
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SuhrThang said:

This doctor is highly recommended and does a great job. I'm sure he had to include those questions.

If he can fix my prostate so I can sleep all night I'll wear lip stick and a prom dress when I see him next!! Plus he has a handsome young lady NP who usually does the exam. Makes it more tolerable.
Rapier108
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Scott & White has the same garbage on MyChart.
"If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without blood shed; if you will not fight when your victory is sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves." - Sir Winston Churchill
fullback44
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Buck Turgidson said:

You should not use a doctor that can't distinguish men from women.
This … I would not use that Dr..
APHIS AG
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Sharpshooter said:

Find a different Urologist.
The problem is that they are all doing it as the medical profession has also gone "woke".
Esteban du Plantier
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FatZilla said:

On a male intake form...

Are you currently pregnant?

Had a corps buddy show up to Beutel and the doctor walked in asking 'could you be pregnant?' Pretty ****ing sure.
Highway6
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SuhrThang said:

This doctor is highly recommended and does a great job. I'm sure he had to include those questions.

If he can fix my prostate so I can sleep all night I'll wear lip stick and a prom dress when I see him next!! Plus he has a handsome young lady NP who usually does the exam. Makes it more tolerable.
................and she has smaller fingers
WT FOX
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SuhrThang said:

This doctor is highly recommended and does a great job. I'm sure he had to include those questions.

If he can fix my prostate so I can sleep all night I'll wear lip stick and a prom dress when I see him next!! Plus he has a handsome young lady NP who usually does the exam. Makes it more tolerable.
Then why are we reading about this on TexAgs?
Love Gun
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Read the fine print. I took a pic of this while the wife was taking a piss at a museum in Madison.
bmc13
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insurance probably asked them to ask.
plus the AMA is crazy woke
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