after school satan clubs to convert children to satan

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damiond
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https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/after-school-satan

the left is evil
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LOL good.
torrid
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How do I start a chapter?
bigjag19
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Will they have punch and pie?
Vepp
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"Proselytization is not our goal, and we're not interested in converting children to Satanism. After School Satan Clubs will focus on free inquiry and rationalism, the scientific basis for which we know what we know about the world around us.

We prefer to give children an appreciation of the natural wonders surrounding them, not a fear of everlasting other-worldly horrors."

Oh, the horror.
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Vepp said:

"Proselytization is not our goal, and we're not interested in converting children to Satanism. After School Satan Clubs will focus on free inquiry and rationalism, the scientific basis for which we know what we know about the world around us.

We prefer to give children an appreciation of the natural wonders surrounding them, not a fear of everlasting other-worldly horrors."

Oh, the horror.
The gaslighting is unreal
damiond
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the after school satan club would never ever covert children to satan says the left

but reeeeeeee the after school jesus club will turn all our children into christians and conservatives
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damiond said:

https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/after-school-satan

the left is evil


Step 1: Website
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit
Joes
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Maybe everyone is so illiterate these days that it was intended to be an after-school Santa club but they misspelled it.
No Spin Ag
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bigjag19 said:

Will they have punch and pie?


Pie? Hell, when some Christians tried to get me to join their church, all they had were cookies. I'm thinking that church should've upped their game.
There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the later ignorance. Hippocrates
Rapier108
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The "Church of Satan" is really a humanist organization.

Anton Lavey picked the name because he knew the kind of result it would get from Christians and the political right. Everything they do today is still done for that reason.
"If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without blood shed; if you will not fight when your victory is sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves." - Sir Winston Churchill
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Vepp said:

"Proselytization is not our goal, and we're not interested in converting children to Satanism. After School Satan Clubs will focus on free inquiry and rationalism, the scientific basis for which we know what we know about the world around us.

We prefer to give children an appreciation of the natural wonders surrounding them, not a fear of everlasting other-worldly horrors."

Oh, the horror.


NOW we care about science?
Rocag
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Also The Church of Satan and the Satanic Temple are two completely different organizations.
rocky the dog
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Kids...

Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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Rapier108 said:

The "Church of Satan" is really a humanist organization.

Anton Lavey picked the name because he knew the kind of result it would get from Christians and the political right. Everything they do today is still done for that reason.
Now I know you weren't at a Baptist or nondenominational church because they both will have coffee and donuts
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rocky the dog said:

Kids...




Yet another example of the failing school system, que no?
There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the later ignorance. Hippocrates
Tanya 93
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No Spin Ag said:

bigjag19 said:

Will they have punch and pie?


Pie? Hell, when some Christians tried to get me to join their church, all they had were cookies. I'm thinking that church should've upped their game.


I can make you a great pie.
Or a cake?
A trifle?
Brownies?
Victoria Sandwich?
Creme Brulee?


No baked Alaska. If you want that, no.
No Spin Ag
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Tanya 93 said:

No Spin Ag said:

bigjag19 said:

Will they have punch and pie?


Pie? Hell, when some Christians tried to get me to join their church, all they had were cookies. I'm thinking that church should've upped their game.


I can make you a great pie.
Or a cake?
A trifle?
Brownies?
Victoria Sandwich?
Creme Brulee?


No baked Alaska. If you want that, no.


I'm male: I'll be thrilled with whatever. Lol
There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the later ignorance. Hippocrates
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damiond said:

https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/after-school-satan

the left is evil

Hate to break it to you, but it's been going on for hundreds of years, this is just a little more on the nose. I'll trade having this, if we can get rid of TikTok, Insta, and Snapchat.
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A Net Full of Jello said:

Rapier108 said:

The "Church of Satan" is really a humanist organization.

Anton Lavey picked the name because he knew the kind of result it would get from Christians and the political right. Everything they do today is still done for that reason.
Now I know you weren't at a Baptist or nondenominational church because they both will have coffee and donuts
Actually, I am a Baptist.
"If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without blood shed; if you will not fight when your victory is sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves." - Sir Winston Churchill
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Groomers gon' groom
Joes
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captkirk said:

Groomers gon' groom
I was raised Catholic but after their massive scandal and coverup and what you see throughout the Islamic world as examples I think it's fair to say no religion has a monopoly on grooming. It's pretty competitive.
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Rapier108 said:

The "Church of Satan" is really a humanist organization.

Anton Lavey picked the name because he knew the kind of result it would get from Christians and the political right. Everything they do today is still done for that reason.
Church of Satan is different from Satanic Temple. LaVey at least kinda believed in magic and stuff. Satanic Temple is just internet atheists with a flair for trolling.
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"Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
GeorgiAg
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OP always has troll posts.

The Satanic Temple is more of an atheist anti-religion group that actual Satanists. I wouldn't have capitalized Satan but autocorrect did it. WTF Google?
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PigInABlanket said:

"Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
"No foolin'! I'm from North Kilttown!"
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GeorgiAg said:

OP always has troll posts.

The Satanic Temple is more of an atheist anti-religion group that actual Satanists. I wouldn't have capitalized Satan but autocorrect did it. WTF Google?
Technically, Satan is a proper noun.
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I guess so, but my Southern Baptist heritage is still bothered by it.
TheGreatEscape
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The argument that religion should not be apart of education is ahistorical. Marxists hate history.
The argument that "as a Christian, I wouldn't want a Muslim to teach my children about Islam" is incoherent.

I'm good with it. Bring it. We will see who will win out.
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TheGreatEscape said:

The argument that religion should not be apart of education is ahistorical. Marxists hate history.
The argument that "as a Christian, I wouldn't want a Muslim to teach my children about Islam" is incoherent.

I'm good with it. Bring it. We will see who will win out.
The Muslims will. We need to keep that religion at bay. It's too invested with evil.
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torrid said:

How do I start a chapter?
Have major daddy issues?
TheGreatEscape
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GeorgiAg said:

TheGreatEscape said:

The argument that religion should not be apart of education is ahistorical. Marxists hate history.
The argument that "as a Christian, I wouldn't want a Muslim to teach my children about Islam" is incoherent.

I'm good with it. Bring it. We will see who will win out.
The Muslims will. We need to keep that religion at bay. It's too invested with evil.


Like I stated, we will win out. The power of the Gospel is greater.
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TheGreatEscape
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Okay, silly serpent…

You are being facetious, aren't you?
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