Where Were You When the Phones Went Buzz…..

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oklaunion
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1:21p, 10/4/23
mine was in espanol. I wonder if the president knows he sent out an alert?
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1:22p, 10/4/23
One of our interns from Berkeley is currently laying on the ground foaming at the mouth, our purple haired secretary is writhing on the floor, and our Harvard grad CEO just jumped through the window. It's complete pandemonium, what is happening?
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1:22p, 10/4/23
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Has everyone's COVID shot now been activated?
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Buford T. Justice
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In reply to annie88 • 1:22p, 10/4/23
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I sent the message from the future, which is now in the past.
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In reply to TravelAg2004 • 1:23p, 10/4/23
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TravelAg2004 said:
Has everyone's COVID shot now been activated?
I've never had one...
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1:23p, 10/4/23
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What is the point of this noise? Is this setting the stage for the alien invasion?
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1:25p, 10/4/23
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Sitting in the middle of Nashville International Airport when everyone's phones went off in phases.
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In reply to one safe place • 1:25p, 10/4/23
one safe place said:
Buford T. Justice said:
Is this essentially like the old hide under the desk drills?
Somewhat, though the hiding under the desk was much more serious since that was to protect us from atomic bombs. We really are stupid when you think about it, lol.
Just hide under your chair and put your hands over your head and you should be alright.





In all seriousness, I guess I could see where that might be a good thing to do if you are far enough away from the blast to where your skin won't instantly melt off, but the shockwave from the blast will really rattle whatever structure you're in. If a roof is going to cave in, I'd rather be under a desk than sitting in one.
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In reply to agz win • 1:26p, 10/4/23
agz win said:
What is the point of this noise? Is this setting the stage for the alien invasion?
It's to send a signal to cell phones nationwide in order to activate nanoparticles such as graphene oxide that have been introduced into people's bodies.



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1:27p, 10/4/23
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In reply to AgsMnn • 1:27p, 10/4/23
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Just got on a plane and everyone's phone went off.

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1:35p, 10/4/23
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I wonder how many went off in airborne commercial planes?
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1:37p, 10/4/23
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Da fuq

My phone just started beeping and speaking mesican
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1:37p, 10/4/23
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I wonder how many auto accidents there were with everyone looking down at their phone in panic.
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1:38p, 10/4/23
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Did anyone else get the real alert?

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1:40p, 10/4/23
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Already had mine on do not disturb. Fortunately, everyone around me had theirs on at full blast.
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1:40p, 10/4/23
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When's the tornado?
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1:40p, 10/4/23
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My phone started smoking so I turned on my other phone
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1:45p, 10/4/23
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On a video call. It was entertaining watching everyone look down at their phones at the same time.
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In reply to BQ78 • 1:53p, 10/4/23
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BQ78 said:
Gaslit by the government again it happened at 1318.


Mine was 13:19. I'll be a minute late for the bomb shelter.
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1:55p, 10/4/23
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swimming laps. phones echoed thruout the natatorium.

btw, now that they know it works, they're going to use it.
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In reply to Gigem314 • 1:57p, 10/4/23
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Gigem314 said:
AgsMnn said:
Just got on a plane and everyone's phone went off.

Those are not real.
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In reply to Sid Farkas • 1:58p, 10/4/23
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now that they know it works, they're going to use it.
Inclined to say we'll see it used before the end of '24
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2:01p, 10/4/23
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Office Depot parking lot. Really makes you think
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2:24p, 10/4/23
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Making a living and helping to pay for what I feel like is a leftist scare tactic.
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2:30p, 10/4/23
Why was Orson Welles voice coming from my phone @ 118pm?
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In reply to Dimebag Darrell • 3:05p, 10/4/23
Dimebag Darrell said:
one safe place said:
Buford T. Justice said:
Is this essentially like the old hide under the desk drills?
Somewhat, though the hiding under the desk was much more serious since that was to protect us from atomic bombs. We really are stupid when you think about it, lol.
Just hide under your chair and put your hands over your head and you should be alright.





In all seriousness, I guess I could see where that might be a good thing to do if you are far enough away from the blast to where your skin won't instantly melt off, but the shockwave from the blast will really rattle whatever structure you're in. If a roof is going to cave in, I'd rather be under a desk than sitting in one.
It would make it easier to locate the bodies. Just remove the collapsed roof from on top of the desks and the students should be underneath.
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3:07p, 10/4/23
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I put tin foil over my door frame so that jade helm would passover.
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3:09p, 10/4/23
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Working
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3:10p, 10/4/23
I was in the office when I got my "Presidential alert" - soooo this is just a massive Life Alert for when Biden falls down right?
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In reply to Dimebag Darrell • 3:39p, 10/4/23
Dimebag Darrell said:
one safe place said:
Buford T. Justice said:
Is this essentially like the old hide under the desk drills?
Somewhat, though the hiding under the desk was much more serious since that was to protect us from atomic bombs. We really are stupid when you think about it, lol.
Just hide under your chair and put your hands over your head and you should be alright.





In all seriousness, I guess I could see where that might be a good thing to do if you are far enough away from the blast to where your skin won't instantly melt off, but the shockwave from the blast will really rattle whatever structure you're in. If a roof is going to cave in, I'd rather be under a desk than sitting in one.
Wondering how the cameras survived the epic destruction they filmed. With steady footage nonetheless!
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3:43p, 10/4/23
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in a giant conference hall with hundreds if not thousands of other phones going off.
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In reply to Buford T. Justice • 4:15p, 10/4/23
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Buford T. Justice said:
I sent the message from the future, which is now in the past.


But not in the present.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
Fight Fight Fight.
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