Welcome to (neo)pronoun hell

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Ryan the Temp
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Y'all might just make a convert out of me after all ... ;-)

As I read this article, all I could hear in my mind was Gunnery Sergeant Hartman saying, "Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

I'm generally fine with respecting someone's reasonable preference for pronoun usage, but JFC, this is some ridiculous ***** The majority of people I have encountered who use non-standard and/or obscure pronouns like this, I suspect do so as a means seeking attention or just want to feel special, even if only in their own minds.

Normally I would say do what makes you happy, but OMG. No, just no with this.

https://www.cnn.com/us/neopronouns-explained-xe-xyr-wellness-cec/index.html

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xe/xyr (commonly pronounced zee/zeer)
I asked xyr to come to the movies. Xe said yes!
ze/zir or ze/hir (commonly pronounced zee/zeer or zee/heer)
The teacher graded zir paper today, and ze got an A!
Ze said hirself that I'm hir favorite neighbor.
fae/faer (commonly pronounced fay/fair)
Fae told me that faer best friend is in town this week.
ey/em/eir (commonly pronounced aye/em/air)
I'm taking em to the park today. Ey wants to bring eir camera to capture the garden for emself!
ae/aer (commonly pronounced aye/air)
Ae is my best friend most of aer's weekday evenings are spent at my house.
XXXVII
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CNN link. Not clicking that.
DeSantis 2024

FJB, FJB, FJB, etc
Rapier108
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"If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without blood shed; if you will not fight when your victory is sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves." - Sir Winston Churchill
Dr. Mephisto
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No.

To all of it.

Just no.
Waffledynamics
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Archive link for anyone who doesn't want to click on a CNN link:

https://archive.is/Vl3v4
ABATTBQ11
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Anyone with a **** who wants something beyond he/him or a vagina who wants she/her should be getting ****/you.
Baron von Bulsh
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That's the problem with progressives. By their name and nature, they're always going to be "progressing" to a new cause. They're miserable people who will never be content in life.
TAMUallen
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Your pronouns are stfu/benormal
TexAgs91
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Ryan the Temp said:


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xe/xyr (commonly pronounced zee/zeer)
I asked xyr to come to the movies. Xe said yes!
ze/zir or ze/hir (commonly pronounced zee/zeer or zee/heer)
The teacher graded zir paper today, and ze got an A!
Ze said hirself that I'm hir favorite neighbor.
fae/faer (commonly pronounced fay/fair)
Fae told me that faer best friend is in town this week.
ey/em/eir (commonly pronounced aye/em/air)
I'm taking em to the park today. Ey wants to bring eir camera to capture the garden for emself!
ae/aer (commonly pronounced aye/air)
Ae is my best friend most of aer's weekday evenings are spent at my house.


We don't need any of this crap explained thank you very much
HarryJ33tamu
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Mental illness
doubledog
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I always favored "thou, thee, thy, thine, thyself" Has a Shakespearing and/or King James ring to it.
Helicopter Ben
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This is why you never give them an inch. Definitions of words matter. If you let them change even one, it will NOT be the last. It starts out as just being respectful and then it becomes compelled speech under threat of criminal status with the ludicrous idea of "hate speech."

I never understood why Orwell put so much emphasis on language…until the last few years.
MouthBQ98
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I chose what I will speak.

Others can do the same.

Nobody gets to demand what they will hear.
Phatbob
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This is just an indicator of who to avoid. It's just like someone who tells you they can speak fluent Klingon or Elvish... they spend a lot of their time in fantasy land and won't have much to talk about with us Earth dwellers.
BaileyAg
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I hope this just keeps getting crazier and the number of approved pronouns grows into the hundreds and tbey all don't know how to talk to each other and feelings are hurt.
And I'll laugh and laugh and laugh
Tanya 93
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Fae is another term for fairy.


The jokes write themselves
mm98
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i suspect do so as a means seeking attention or just want to feel special, even if only in their own mind

Having skimmed several studies on this you are spot on. The overwhelming majority of young people falling into this bucket are awkward kids who are socially behind, or introverts, or in many cases simply gay and it's difficult at that age to come to terms with it.

But rather than address the issue we create new categories to pander to fictional realities.
The Shank Ag
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Mine are he/haw
HumbleAg04
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Remember, people (D) are trying to make it a hate crime felony if you don't use the correct pronoun.
Trajan88
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Re: "The majority of people I have encountered who use non-standard and/or obscure pronouns like this, I suspect do so as a means seeking attention or just want to feel special, even if only in their own minds."

It is like people with no physical limitations/impairments at airports with "service" animals in tow... these people are looking for any kind of attention.

Get Off My Lawn
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TAMUallen said:

Your pronouns are stfu/benormal
Mine are whatever someone chooses as descriptive of me in my absence because I'm not a narcissistic tyrant.
Who?mikejones!
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Is also a power trip and a way to control you. If they can get you to use some ridiculous pronoun, what else can they get you to do?
Philip J Fry
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And not using these crazy ass terms is…transphobic? Queerphobic? Or is the +phobic? I have no idea, but I suspect they would cancel you for misgendering if you don't use these if they could.
fixer
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We need to invent the antinoun.

H0RNbyBIRTH
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Quote:

xe/xyr (commonly pronounced zee/zeer)
I asked xyr to come to the movies. Xe said yes!
ze/zir or ze/hir (commonly pronounced zee/zeer or zee/heer)
The teacher graded zir paper today, and ze got an A!
Ze said hirself that I'm hir favorite neighbor.
fae/faer (commonly pronounced fay/fair)
Fae told me that faer best friend is in town this week.
ey/em/eir (commonly pronounced aye/em/air)
I'm taking em to the park today. Ey wants to bring eir camera to capture the garden for emself!
ae/aer (commonly pronounced aye/air)
Ae is my best friend most of aer's weekday evenings are spent at my house.
There are maybe 9 or 10 people that use these pronouns in the entire world.

It is like some elf language.

Like Demi Lovato did, they will all go back to using traditional pronouns because it is too exhausting having to explain your pronouns every day.
TexasAggiesWin
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Burdizzo
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TexAgs91 said:

Ryan the Temp said:


Quote:

xe/xyr (commonly pronounced zee/zeer)
I asked xyr to come to the movies. Xe said yes!
ze/zir or ze/hir (commonly pronounced zee/zeer or zee/heer)
The teacher graded zir paper today, and ze got an A!
Ze said hirself that I'm hir favorite neighbor.
fae/faer (commonly pronounced fay/fair)
Fae told me that faer best friend is in town this week.
ey/em/eir (commonly pronounced aye/em/air)
I'm taking em to the park today. Ey wants to bring eir camera to capture the garden for emself!
ae/aer (commonly pronounced aye/air)
Ae is my best friend most of aer's weekday evenings are spent at my house.


We don't need any of this crap explained thank you very much



It's called zhesplaining. It's like mansplaining but from a pronoun-confused person.


Funky Winkerbean
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Only an idiot would participate in that psychotic folly.
Definitely Not A Cop
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Ryan the Temp said:



Normally I would say do what makes you happy, but OMG. No, just no with this.



It's not "do what makes you happy" anymore with these people. It's "do what makes me happy." You must celebrate their insanity, or you are "proving" you hate them.
AGHouston11
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HumbleAg04 said:

Remember, people (D) are trying to make it a hate crime felony if you don't use the correct pronoun.


This is already occurring in many places
Not a felony but an offense that can make you lose your job or position.

BadMoonRisin
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The assumption that Im going to have some sort of rolodex to keep all these idiot pronouns in and whip them out when it's time to use them...

Utterly ridiculous.
oldcrow91
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When did the pirates get so bossy that we have to use their pronouns?

ey/em/eir (commonly pronounced aye/em/air)
I'm taking em to the park today. Ey wants to bring eir camera to capture the garden for emself!
ae/aer (commonly pronounced aye/air)
Ae is my best friend most of aer's weekday evenings are spent at my house.
jt2hunt
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No pronounced no or hell no!

I do not have time for games today! She or he can bark up another tree!
88planoAg
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Philip J Fry said:

And not using these crazy ass terms is…transphobic? Queerphobic? Or is the +phobic? I have no idea, but I suspect they would cancel you for misgendering if you don't use these if they could.
I've been told that it is a microaggression/hateful.
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