I say yes based on good behavior for non-violent offenders.

Absolutely not.

They should've thought about wanting to have sex before committing a crime or crimes

I say yes, but you can't choose the person…the gender, race, weight, and height are all a surprise. The prison chooses for you

They kinda already do

Only if it's like the on-screen sex in Orange is the New Black.

Reluctant yes from me

C@LAg said:

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no

if you can't get laid in prison....

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Well, you kind of can…

Conjugal visits? Not that I know of. You know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's *****. Then everything will be all right. Why do you ask, anyway?

Deputy Travis Junior said:

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Conjugal visits? Not that I know of. You know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's *****. Then everything will be all right. Why do you ask, anyway?

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So no chance of showing the "O face"?

Nope.

Deputy Travis Junior said:

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Conjugal visits? Not that I know of. You know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's *****. Then everything will be all right. Why do you ask, anyway?

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****, I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.

They shouldn't have a door to exit their cell until their time is served once they're thrown in there, and food should be considered a privilege.

So they shouldn't even know what those visits are.

Microwave Onions said:

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Deputy Travis Junior said:

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Conjugal visits? Not that I know of. You know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's *****. Then everything will be all right. Why do you ask, anyway?

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****, I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.

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May want to give up the microwaved onions. Just a suggestion..

The Green Dragon said:

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I say yes based on good behavior for non-violent offenders.

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Yes
It helps the guards keep better order.

And it reduces recidivism.

Deputy Travis Junior said:

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Conjugal visits? Not that I know of. You know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's *****. Then everything will be all right. Why do you ask, anyway?

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When Michael Bolton nervously fumbles his cup of ice when the guy says "why do you ask???" I die laughing every time. That whole scene is perfection.

Microwave Onions said:

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Deputy Travis Junior said:

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Conjugal visits? Not that I know of. You know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's *****. Then everything will be all right. Why do you ask, anyway?

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****, I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.

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So you came here for the classic TexAgs hookup ()?

That's exactly why I moved to Huntsville.

Sure. Might as well allow the baby daddies who can't pay child support produce. Why not?

These conjugal visits . . . they let you have sex with women? . . . Okay then. I'll do it!







Hat tip to all the posters who immediately thought of the classic Office Space.







Greatness!

Brittmoore Car Club said:

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Deputy Travis Junior said:

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Conjugal visits? Not that I know of. You know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's *****. Then everything will be all right. Why do you ask, anyway?

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When Michael Bolton nervously fumbles his cup of ice when the guy says "why do you ask???" I die laughing every time. That whole scene is perfection.

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Nope. You lose that privilege when you decided to break the law.

Conjugal visits... If you allow that, then why not allow Door Dash to deliver your favorite meals? Why not allow your capo visits to discuss business? Why don't you let your conjugal partner bring your abuse drug of choice to complement the moment?

It's freaking prison. Of course conjugal visits shouldn't be allowed. Want to have sex with someone not in prison with you? Make parole if you can and if not then get busy settling into the rest of your life.

Why give criminals an opportunity to pass on their genes?