Sports Illustrated Says "Hold My Bud Light"

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Y'all can have the chick with the d*ck. I'll take that LSU gymnast.

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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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I don't really think many are giving SI anything. They haven't been relevant in years. No one cares. It's just entertaining to point and laugh at the death spasms of a nearly dead brand trying to push a nearly dead product with "models" who aren't going to drive sales for anyone and most likely lead to fewer purchases.

Not unlike Bud Light, the woke mob wasn't going to buy the SI swimsuit edition anyway.
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annie88 said:

Do you know how much photoshop that picture has?

Granted Martha Stewart has always been a very attractive woman, especially when she was younger. And for 81 she looks fantastic, but at least she's a woman.
Damn right. Nothing sexier than women who make the effort to keep themselves looking great as they age (sans overdoing it on the botox and plastic surgery). Good on Martha!
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I'd choose Martha Stewart 1000X over the dude. Plus she's been on a bunch of roasts. She's pretty funny.
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GeorgiAg said:

Y'all can have the chick with the d*ck. I'll take that LSU gymnast.


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Urban Ag said:

GeorgiAg said:

Y'all can have the chick with the d*ck. I'll take that LSU gymnast.



But wait, there's more. I'd say we need a gymnastics program at TAMU.


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SI has been doing this crap for a long time now. This is not new.
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GeorgiAg said:






I am going to need more proof to ensure that this "she" is not trying to tuck something and surprise me. Visual proof and if that is affirmed as female then a more invasive physical inspection can occur.
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Quote:

Day said of Petras, "The Grammy-winning pop star, a beacon of inspiration for the LGBTQ+ community, has blazed her own path to superstardom, but it has been anything but a straight line."
I see what they did there. har har.
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Did you start this policy once you found out that "cute" Arkansas doctor has a "weenus" and not a "poody cat"?

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3361675/replies/64279824
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I don't like to be mislead.
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javajaws said:

4 cover models? Is this a participation trophy sort of thing now?
Have to have several to cover all their bases they try to appease.
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one safe place said:

javajaws said:

4 cover models? Is this a participation trophy sort of thing now?
Have to have several to cover all their bases they try to appease.
No, they are clinging by the thinnest of threads to any relevance they may have left.

Does anybody actually by or read the physical magazine?

I mean, I could get physical with the 2012 edition. Verlander went ahead and confirmed she ain't no man so I feel just fine fawning at her.



Be back in 5...
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fka ftc said:

one safe place said:

javajaws said:

4 cover models? Is this a participation trophy sort of thing now?
Have to have several to cover all their bases they try to appease.
No, they are clinging by the thinnest of threads to any relevance they may have left.

Does anybody actually by or read the physical magazine?

I mean, I could get physical with the 2012 edition. Verlander went ahead and confirmed she ain't no man so I feel just fine fawning at her.



Be back in 5...


Now do the 10-year challenge.
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BQ78 said:

It's supposed to be edgy but it doesn't even move the needle anymore.
doesn't move it at all!
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The correct reply is

"If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without blood shed; if you will not fight when your victory is sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves." - Sir Winston Churchill
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"Petras cut his pecker off at age 16."
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fka ftc said:

one safe place said:

javajaws said:

4 cover models? Is this a participation trophy sort of thing now?
Have to have several to cover all their bases they try to appease.
No, they are clinging by the thinnest of threads to any relevance they may have left.

Does anybody actually by or read the physical magazine?

I mean, I could get physical with the 2012 edition. Verlander went ahead and confirmed she ain't no man so I feel just fine fawning at her.



Be back in 5...
I never liked Kate Upton's belly.

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GeorgiAg said:



I never liked Kate Upton's belly.


Are you not concerned about being doxxed? I thought you said someone tried to, then here you are posting a picture of yourself.

Sort of... weird.
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fka ftc said:

GeorgiAg said:



I never liked Kate Upton's belly.


Are you not concerned about being doxxed? I thought you said someone tried to, then here you are posting a picture of yourself.

Sort of... weird.
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rocky the dog said:

https://i.imgur.com/7oT8VgW.png


Looks like grooming to me.
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Mass Psychosis in this country.
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milner79 said:

agz win said:

Given up? More like expanding the choices on the buffet. Age 81 and looks great.


I draw the line ... at 79!


In the same vein, I'm OK with 81.
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At 81, when the airbrush wears off, you'd have to be okay with veins.
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TexasRebel said:

At 81, when the airbrush wears off, you'd have to be okay with veins.
Oh boo. That was terrible.
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A Net Full of Jello said:

Martha Stewart is one of the cover girls. Martha. Stewart. Clearly SI has given up.
https://swimsuit.si.com/swimsuit/model/martha-stewart-2023-si-swimsuit-photos

Martha looks good. But yes, SI's swimsuit edition is no longer a young man's dream.
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Angie Everheart was my girl.
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Lol... who cares?

Just don't buy their product and let them die.
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