2023 State of the Union

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MarathonAg12
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Who's ready?

LMCane
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someone please hack his teleprompter
TexAgs91
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Spoiler alert

The State of the Union is catastrophic
Fight! Fight! Fight!
AggieVictor10
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LMFAO
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TexAgs91 said:

Spoiler alert

The State of the Union is catastrophic


Just means the lies told will be that much bigger.
MarathonAg12
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I'm hoping for a fun filled audience and some loud mouthes again
BTKAG97
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Pass
TexAgs91
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MarathonAg12 said:

I'm hoping for a fun filled audience and some loud mouthes again



That pillow should be on the other side of her head
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Shoefly!
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TexAgs91 said:

Spoiler alert

The State of the Union is catastrophic

The State of the Union is craptastic
Rex Racer
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[PAUSE]
American Hardwood
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MarathonAg12 said:

Who's ready?


So the cookies have a bite out of them as if Biden is sitting there taking pics and not a professional photographer. The closest thing Biden could do to taking that picture is stand in the corner and try to figure out how to get a roll of film to fit inside the tv remote.
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partisan childlike petulance has been established as a precedence.



I won't watch, but I can't wait for the memes and the commentary.
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TexAgs91 said:

Spoiler alert

The State of the Union is catastrophic
jja79
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Mister Speaker, Madam VP, Distinguished Corn Pop

Since the Great Depression there has not been this amount of despair and hopelessness in the American people. Human trafficking and children being sold into sex slavery are rampant. Guns, drugs and criminals are pouring across the unsecured border.

May God bless America.
MarathonAg12
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I or someone will start the live thread tomorrow evening. Should be fun to scroll through
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Lemme guess. The state of the union is strong. Blah, blah, 100 new social programs, Republicans suck, this is John, who saw Trump with a Russian hooker, Putin sucks, Ukraine is awesome, God bless our troops, blah, blah.

There. I saved you two hours.
Im Gipper
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I'm Gipper
Al Bula
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Looking forward to more of this

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David Happymountain said:

Looking forward to more of this


This was awesome.
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i will throw up a little in my mouth when the senile old puppet reads his notes about how awesome and wonderful everything is and the dems all stand, clap, and cheer.
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
jja79
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Aggies vs Auburn tomorrow night at 6PM, ESPN2. That way you don't have to worry about the SOTU.
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MarathonAg12 said:

Who's ready?


Why'd they post a picture of Jill's binder from Joe's account?
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Get Off My Lawn said:

MarathonAg12 said:

Who's ready?


Why'd they post a picture of Jill's binder from Joe's account?
Cause Jill is really the president of the United States and not poopy pants joe.
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jja79 said:

Aggies vs Auburn tomorrow night at 6PM, ESPN2. That way you don't have to worry about the SOTU.
You'd love it if people didn't watch. It's that bad.
Stat Monitor Repairman
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Whoever is in charge of timing pepaws meds got the hardest job in all this.
bigblock
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I know I'll be disappointed, but I'm really hoping for the republican response right after to simply say "these people are simply full of ****".
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted.
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No doubt.
Tabasco
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I hope he verbalizes "Pause" at the end of page one like "Salute the Marines."
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justcallmeharry said:


I see Jean-pierre nippin out.

Bold strategy, but any port in a storm.
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MarathonAg12 said:

Who's ready?



Who translated it from the original Mandarin?
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MarathonAg12 said:

Who's ready?


I hope the State of the Union speech is printed on toilet paper... Then it may be of some use.
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justcallmeharry said:


Hello, my fellow Americans.


Did you all see that pretty balloon up in the sky last week? It reminds me of my childhood. I got some ice cream and Jill and I sat on the front porch and waved as it went by. There were some kids nearby, so I invited them over, one of them sat on my lap, she started rubbing the hairs on my leg....wait, wait...I'm not done....

(Jill escorts him off the stage)
MarathonAg12
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jja79 said:

Aggies vs Auburn tomorrow night at 6PM, ESPN2. That way you don't have to worry about the SOTU.


Speech is at 8
 
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