Remember when the WHO/CDC refused to name the next CV19 strain after the next letter in the Greek alphabet out of fear of angering the Chinese dictator ?

Well they don't appear to have any problem using the fear pr0n Kraken to invoke fear in the public

https://fortune.com/well/2023/01/06/kraken-covid-symptoms-what-to-know-about-xbb-1-5-strain

The article even says it does not cause a more severe case.

Just more media fear porn.

Look on the bright side, if it's called the "kraken"l we know it is completely fake, but certain true believers will be very excited and never stop telling us what a big deal it is

Given the name, are maritimers the only ones at risk? Poseidon save us all!

COULDNT help but notice:

1) Stupid fear porn name

2) Refused to say a total number of actual cases because it's still pretty low overall, instead relied on scary sounding statistics

3) Actually admitted that natural immunity works

4) tried to imply a booster will stop "Kraken" but actually said "no it won't but it might slow future mutations"

5) admitted it's less than flu in terms of seriousness

Symptoms based on my personal experience - runny nose, headache, maybe a slight fever. Lasts all of 24-36 hours. Run for the hills! Lock down and mask up!

Maroon Dawn said:

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COULDNT help but notice:

1) Stupid fear porn name

2) Refused to say a total number of actual cases because it's still pretty low overall, instead relied on scary sounding statistics

3) Actually admitted that natural immunity works

4) tried to imply a booster will stop "Kraken" but actually said "no it won't but it might slow future mutations"

5) admitted it's less than flu in terms of seriousness

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Their idiots.....a booster won't slow future mutations. It will speed them up in order to survive. Nature morphs at the speed it needs to

Sorry in advance for the coming sniffles.

This is more like

flakrat said:

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The Kraken has been disappointing Americans for three years running. Who knew the Kraken was bi-partisan.

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!11!!!

New name, same bull*****

Think I already survived this one too.

All there is to say really

SYGL

Pair this with the constant radio ads for boosters I've been hearing on my morning commute and I'm sure they'll get a few naive suckers.

"More than two months since your original jab? Time to get a booster."

"Brought to you by Pfizer"