Biden has stroke mid sentence

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MarathonAg12
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NTAS
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It's difficult to plagiarize others when they use big four letter words like nano
Muy
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Let him win again. America needs to truly suffer at the hands of this
TXAggie4Christ
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Biden/Fetterman 2024

Just let us read the teleprompter ourselves.
johnnyblaze36
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The leader of the free world can't even open his eyes and consistently short circuits and the crowd reacts as if they are watching Bill Burr do a stand-up routine. WTF.
Cromagnum
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Maybe he was trying to communicate with his leaders on Planet Ork.
BrazosDog02
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Muy said:

Let him win again. America needs to truly suffer at the hands of this


Worst case scenario is an awesome meme bank.
MarathonAg12
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Cromagnum said:

Maybe he was trying to communicate with his leaders on Planet Ork.


His health is getting so bad. I think it will be time for the dems to groom the next leader.
titan
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johnnyblaze36 said:

The leader of the free world can't even open his eyes and consistently short circuits and the crowd reacts as if they are watching Bill Burr do a stand-up routine. WTF.
Macron can do all that as far as can tell. If it is he.

The leader of the free world is not on the North American continent.
milner79
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And the friendly crowd politely laughs, as if on cue ...
BrazosDog02
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milner79 said:

And the friendly crowd politely laughs, as if on cue ...


Dude, I spit my coffee out. I enjoyed the clip a lot, personally.
cap-n-jack
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Long and totally inappropriate response to an obviously demented individual.

A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.

On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang.

It was a doctor in the hospital emergency room notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident, and was in critical condition in the ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was, and that he'd be there as soon as possible.

As he hung up he realized that he was cutting short what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf ever, so he decided to rush in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital.

He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant.

Suddenly, he remembered his poor wife, massive guilt struck him, so he rushed to the hospital.

When he finally arrived, he rushed up to the doctor, who was standing impatiently in the corridor, and asked about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You heartless *******, you went ahead and finished your round didn't you?"

Sheepishly, the man confessed that he had.

"Well, I hope you're proud of yourself mister, because while you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU and fighting for her life!

The doctor paused, "Well, I guess that it's just as well that you went ahead and finished your round, because more than likely it will be the last one you'll ever play."

"Why?" the man, with tears of remorse streaming down his face, asked.

"Because for the rest of your wife' life she will require 'round the clock care. She won't be able to eat, move or speak. Furthermore, she won't be able to control her bladder or bowel movements, so you sir will have to be her 24/7 caregiver for the next 30-years!"

The man was beside himself with guilt and grief, so he totally broke down and sobbed uncontrollably.

The doctor looked at the devastated man, and his scowl turned into a sly grin.

"Hey, chill out dude," the doctor chuckled. "I'm just screwing with you. She died three hours ago. So what did you shoot?"
AgOutsideAustin
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Muy said:

Let him win again. America needs to truly suffer at the hands of this


But are you going to vote again ?
BuddysBud
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milner79 said:

And the friendly crowd politely laughs, as if on cue ...


It sounds like canned laughter from a 1970's sitcom
Aggie521
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Awww it's ok Pepaw, come sit down in your recliner.
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MarathonAg12 said:

Cromagnum said:

Maybe he was trying to communicate with his leaders on Planet Ork.


His health is getting so bad. I think it will be time for the dems to groom the next leader.


Well, if it's one thing the democrats do, it's groom…
rocky the dog
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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TXAggie4Christ said:

Biden/Fetterman 2024

Just let us read the teleprompter ourselves.
"Changing America, one stroke at a time"
f1ghtintexasaggie
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We all know, Joe, you don't know.
i-miss-the-republic
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The word he's looking for is nanometer.

What a tool.
Ciboag96
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The elevated level of moron in today's voting society is such that Dukakis would win by a landslide now
RK
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Gigem314 said:

TXAggie4Christ said:

Biden/Fetterman 2024

Just let us read the teleprompter ourselves.
"Changing America, one stroke at a time"
could also be the slogan for the noem/bobbert ticket
MarathonAg12
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RK said:

Gigem314 said:

TXAggie4Christ said:

Biden/Fetterman 2024

Just let us read the teleprompter ourselves.
"Changing America, one stroke at a time"
could also be the slogan for the noem/bobbert ticket


Bobbert has those crazy eyes and neurotic.

Rocky Rider
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Just read the card - puppet!
...the Big 12 is now viewed as the fifth of the big BCS leagues by many recruits. (Rivals.com national recruiting analyst Mike Farrell; August 2013)

Already the weakest of the “Power Five” conferences, the league (Big 12) is hemorrhaging fans, wins, TV ratings and respect. (SA Express R. Bragg; Oct 12, 2016)
Garrelli 5000
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He said he's there for more important things than the boarder, yet he can't speak a single coherent sentence about said important thing.
Staff - take out the trash.
Maroon Dawn
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Thank God we have an honest media that is in no way propping up this embarrassingly obvious puppet of the Obama machine
oh no
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Garrelli 5000 said:

He said he's there for more important things than the boarder, yet he can't speak a single coherent sentence about said important thing.
that's because what's going on at the border is intentional and it's going swimmingly well for his handlers' team.
LMCane
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we better pray that Dementia Joe actually runs for reelection in 2024

it will be our best chance to beat them with DeSantis

if Biden drops out, that leaves Newsome or Michelle Obama to deal with.

no bueno
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MarathonAg12 said:

Cromagnum said:

Maybe he was trying to communicate with his leaders on Planet Ork.


His health is getting so bad. I think it will be time for the dems to groom the next leader.
Thanks to Georgia voters, now they can. With the senate deadlocked, they could not get a new VP confirmed if Kamala became president. Now with a 51-49 senate, they can confirm a new VP without her tie breaking vote.
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Whoopi on The View: And those are great chips, too! Better than Pringle's!
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MarathonAg12 said:

RK said:

Gigem314 said:

TXAggie4Christ said:

Biden/Fetterman 2024

Just let us read the teleprompter ourselves.
"Changing America, one stroke at a time"
could also be the slogan for the noem/bobbert ticket


Bobbert has those crazy eyes and neurotic.



You say that like it's a bad thing
hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. good times create weak men. and weak men create hard times.

less virtue signaling, more vice signaling.

Birds aren’t real
Lol,lmao
12thMan9
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cap-n-jack said:

Long and totally inappropriate response to an obviously demented individual.

A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.

On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang.

It was a doctor in the hospital emergency room notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident, and was in critical condition in the ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was, and that he'd be there as soon as possible.

As he hung up he realized that he was cutting short what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf ever, so he decided to rush in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital.

He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant.

Suddenly, he remembered his poor wife, massive guilt struck him, so he rushed to the hospital.

When he finally arrived, he rushed up to the doctor, who was standing impatiently in the corridor, and asked about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You heartless *******, you went ahead and finished your round didn't you?"

Sheepishly, the man confessed that he had.

"Well, I hope you're proud of yourself mister, because while you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU and fighting for her life!

The doctor paused, "Well, I guess that it's just as well that you went ahead and finished your round, because more than likely it will be the last one you'll ever play."

"Why?" the man, with tears of remorse streaming down his face, asked.

"Because for the rest of your wife' life she will require 'round the clock care. She won't be able to eat, move or speak. Furthermore, she won't be able to control her bladder or bowel movements, so you sir will have to be her 24/7 caregiver for the next 30-years!"

The man was beside himself with guilt and grief, so he totally broke down and sobbed uncontrollably.

The doctor looked at the devastated man, and his scowl turned into a sly grin.

"Hey, chill out dude," the doctor chuckled. "I'm just screwing with you. She died three hours ago. So what did you shoot?"


Jeff Foxworthy would be proud of your plagiarism.
Ronnie '88
Squadron7
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So is Biden's dementia measured on the Fetterman Scale or is Fetterman's dementia measured on the Biden Scale?
AggieVictor10
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Squadron7 said:

So is Biden's dementia measured on the Fetterman Scale or is Fetterman's dementia measured on the Biden Scale?

Why not just the dem scale?
hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. good times create weak men. and weak men create hard times.

less virtue signaling, more vice signaling.

Birds aren’t real
Lol,lmao
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