Anybody want to make 170k?

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M4 Benelli
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Have you ever heard of the rat king? No not DeBlasio, the other rat. One must understand the horror to become New York City's new "director of rodent mitigation and feral diversity inclusion ."

The Big Apple will pay a salary of $120,000 to $170,000 to the right candidate with a "killer instinct" and a background in urban planning, project management, interest in the bubonic arts or government.

The listing describes the position as a "high-visibility, high-impact leadership role," going toe-to-paw with the cunning, voracious, disease-spreading "enemy," and those rats aswell.

The director will report to the deputy mayor for operations and to Mayor Eric Adams' office at City Hall in a 24/7 job that requires "stamina and cunning."


The ideal candidate is highly motivated and somewhat bloodthirsty, determined to look at all solutions from various angles, including improving operational efficiency, data collection, technology innovation, trash management and wholesale slaughter," the city said.

"Successful candidates must be highly organized, able to burrow into the depths of city government to work with agencies across the board, including the Department of Health and Mental Hygiene, Parks Department, NYCHA, Department of Education, Department of Sanitation, Department of Transportation, Small Business Services and Mayor's Office of Operations, as well as private sector partners."


Other requirements include developing strategies to translate into actionable plans, engaging with members of the public, compiling and reviewing important information and using hands-on techniques to exterminate rodents with "authority and efficiency."

New York City residency and a bachelor's degree are also required.

What a degenerate crap hole. I feel bad for the mice.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/new-york-city-pay-more-six-figures-rat-pack-leader-killer-instinct
FbgTxAg
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Antifreeze soaked hot dogs.

Bonus - No more dog **** either.
The Banned
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FbgTxAg said:

Antifreeze soaked hot dogs.

Bonus - No more dog **** either.


The obvious choice but probably too "mean" for nyc
Muy
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Where's PETA on this?
YouBet
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Taylor Swift seems like a good candidate here.
Actual Talking Thermos
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Having recently transplanted to the country in New England, I'm dealing for the first time with the reality of a war with mice where you can't win, only hope to mostly hold a perimeter and quickly take out the ones that breach the walls before they multiply. I've gotten pretty bloodthirsty when it comes to murdering these dumb, objectively cute little country mice. I think I'd quickly work up a mighty hatred for huge, greasy and cunning NYC rats.
One Louder
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This guy would have to relocate from Philadelphia but he doesn't have a college degree. In fact, he's not even literate but they could get him real cheap.
DallasAg 94
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DeBlasio's daughter?!
aggiejayrod
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Actual Talking Thermos said:

Having recently transplanted to the country in New England, I'm dealing for the first time with the reality of a war with mice where you can't win, only hope to mostly hold a perimeter and quickly take out the ones that breach the walls before they multiply. I've gotten pretty bloodthirsty when it comes to murdering these dumb, objectively cute little country mice. I think I'd quickly work up a mighty hatred for huge, greasy and cunning NYC rats.


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one safe place
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The difficulty i see is distinguing between the rats and many of the citizens of NYC.
MostlyHarmless
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Psssh… they'd have to pay me a lot more than that to live in NYC.
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YouBet
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Actual Talking Thermos said:

Having recently transplanted to the country in New England, I'm dealing for the first time with the reality of a war with mice where you can't win, only hope to mostly hold a perimeter and quickly take out the ones that breach the walls before they multiply. I've gotten pretty bloodthirsty when it comes to murdering these dumb, objectively cute little country mice. I think I'd quickly work up a mighty hatred for huge, greasy and cunning NYC rats.
What's your strategy? Seems like some vicious country cats would work well here.
The Banned
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YouBet said:

Actual Talking Thermos said:

Having recently transplanted to the country in New England, I'm dealing for the first time with the reality of a war with mice where you can't win, only hope to mostly hold a perimeter and quickly take out the ones that breach the walls before they multiply. I've gotten pretty bloodthirsty when it comes to murdering these dumb, objectively cute little country mice. I think I'd quickly work up a mighty hatred for huge, greasy and cunning NYC rats.
What's your strategy? Seems like some vicious country cats would work well here.


This is the obvious move. Even the presence of 2-3 cats will drastically reduce your issue. Keep the grass plenty short too. This is the way.
DrEvazanPhD
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MostlyHarmless said:

Psssh… they'd have to pay me a lot more than that to live in NYC.


That's like 50k a year in Texas. No thanks
justcallmeharry
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If you think I am a liberal, you are incorrect. Assume sarcasm on my part. Sorry if something I post has already been posted. Just the way it is!!
A_Gang_Ag_06
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The Banned said:

YouBet said:

Actual Talking Thermos said:

Having recently transplanted to the country in New England, I'm dealing for the first time with the reality of a war with mice where you can't win, only hope to mostly hold a perimeter and quickly take out the ones that breach the walls before they multiply. I've gotten pretty bloodthirsty when it comes to murdering these dumb, objectively cute little country mice. I think I'd quickly work up a mighty hatred for huge, greasy and cunning NYC rats.
What's your strategy? Seems like some vicious country cats would work well here.


This is the obvious move. Even the presence of 2-3 cats will drastically reduce your issue. Keep the grass plenty short too. This is the way.


The biggest two components. I'd say the grass being No.1. We don't have mice (or a lot of other critter) problems at our camphouse because we keep a one acre perimeter around it mowed low. We also don't stack and store crap in the perimeter that make for food hiding places. Used to have feral cats but shot them all over the course of a few years because they knocked the quail population down to almost zero.
Detmersdislocatedshoulder
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what does klaus schwabb and bill gates think about rats for a food topic? i can see them telling us we will eat rays and be happy pretty soon so we may want to keep those around.
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Actual Talking Thermos said:

Having recently transplanted to the country in New England, I'm dealing for the first time with the reality of a war with mice where you can't win, only hope to mostly hold a perimeter and quickly take out the ones that breach the walls before they multiply. I've gotten pretty bloodthirsty when it comes to murdering these dumb, objectively cute little country mice. I think I'd quickly work up a mighty hatred for huge, greasy and cunning NYC rats.

This explains so much.

Is there something in the water up there that makes people this way?
YouBet
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cevans_40 said:

Actual Talking Thermos said:

Having recently transplanted to the country in New England, I'm dealing for the first time with the reality of a war with mice where you can't win, only hope to mostly hold a perimeter and quickly take out the ones that breach the walls before they multiply. I've gotten pretty bloodthirsty when it comes to murdering these dumb, objectively cute little country mice. I think I'd quickly work up a mighty hatred for huge, greasy and cunning NYC rats.

This explains so much.

Is there something in the water up there that makes people this way?
All white people up there. They don't have to live with the outcomes of most of their policies.
4stringAg
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I'd import a dozen of these and cash my check


5StarShield
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This guy?

Shawn Woods Youtube




Or this guy and his dogs and mink. Vicious videos but entertaining.
https://youtube.com/@JosephCartertheMinkMan



Cromagnum
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That's like $50k in Houston money. Pass.
Tom Doniphon
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"We used to have rat killings... if I'm lying, I'm dying" ~ Jerry Clower
CheeseSndwch
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Why pay someone? Just put a bounty on rat pelts.
Tom Doniphon
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Schrute Farms
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There's really only one option:

TXAGFAN
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Actual Talking Thermos said:

Having recently transplanted to the country in New England, I'm dealing for the first time with the reality of a war with mice where you can't win, only hope to mostly hold a perimeter and quickly take out the ones that breach the walls before they multiply. I've gotten pretty bloodthirsty when it comes to murdering these dumb, objectively cute little country mice. I think I'd quickly work up a mighty hatred for huge, greasy and cunning NYC rats.
Get some good mousing cats. Don't feed them.
TheEyeGuy
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Import a few Brits with thermal equipped air rifles.... and no, I'm not kidding... the gun laws and hunting laws are so stupid over there, that many have resorted to that for hunting now... and they went whole hog with it. Some of the anti-rat builds I have seen rival our hog rigs down here in Texas....

Owner of Texian Firearms:
Dealer in Firearms, Optics, Night Vision and other shooting accessories.
US importer/distributor of Rudolph Optics
Supporting bad financial decisions since 2015
Tom Doniphon
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Good idea... you've always struck me as a cat guy anyway.
TXAGFAN
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Tom Doniphon said:

Good idea... you've always struck me as a cat guy anyway.
Yes, love *****.
zephyr88
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170k in NYC is chump change... we pay graduates better.

Mega Lops
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Mule_lx
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We got pythons if Florida that we don't want. We have rats in NY that we don't want. Move the pythons from Florida to NY. Done. I did it.
YouBet
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I want a mink now.
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