Robert "dancing"

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The Dirty Sock
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The Banned
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I'll ignore his terrible dance skills, as I would be a hypocrite to make fun of him.

However, I do appreciate that they're advocating for abortion rights with a song that promotes promiscuous sex. At least they're being intellectually honest for once.
Some Junkie Cosmonaut
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Good grief. He might as well be driving a windowless van with "Free Candy" spray painted on the side.
BG Knocc Out
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Dude is one of those losers who was probably a complete outcast through much of his teenage years and early adult life. In HS he straight up fit the "school shooter" profile (albeit in a pre-school shooter era) with those sick writings about running over playing children and feeling deep happiness and satisfaction over it. The guy is a sick freak with a polished wardrobe, nothing more or less...doesn't surprise me that him trying to dance is incredibly awkward and cringey.


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"Then one day, as I was driving home from work, I noticed two children crossing the street. They were happy, happy to be free from their troubles. I knew, however, that this happiness and sense of freedom were much too overwhelming for them. This happiness was mine by right. I had earned it in my dreams. As I neared the young ones, I put all my weight on my right foot, keeping the accelerator pedal on the floor until I heard the crashing of the two children on the hood, and then the sharp cry of pain from one of the two. I was so fascinated for a moment, that when after I had stopped my vehicle, I just sat in a daze, sweet visions filling my head."

"My dream was abruptly ended when I heard a loud banging on the front window. It was an old man, who was using his cane to awaken me. He might have been a witness to my act of love. I was not sure, nor did I care. It was simply ecstasy. As I drove home, I envisioned myself committing more of these 'acts of love,' and after a while, I had no trouble carrying them out. The more people I killed, the longer my dreams were. ... I had killed nearly 38 people by the time of my twenty-third birthday, and each one was more fulfilling than the last."

Gigem314
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So what office will he run for after this? He's running out of options.
agdad4x
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that should add another 5 points to the spread between Beto, I mean Robert, and Abbott
DrEvazanPhD
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He looks like the kind of guy women shouldn't leave their drinks around
The Dirty Sock
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Some Junkie Cosmonaut said:

Good grief. He might as well be driving a windowless van with "Free Candy" spray painted on the side.

He's just mocking abbott at this point. He's all, "look what i can do, greg. Look what i can do."
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"As a teenager, O'Rourke was a member of the computer hacker group Cult of the Dead Cow, named after a shut-down Lubbock slaughterhouse.[26] The group "is notorious for releasing tools that allowed ordinary people to hack computers running Microsoft's Windows". At O'Rourke's insistence the group included female members making it one of the only groups of that era to contain any female hackers.[26][27] O'Rourke has admitted that he stole long-distance phone service during his teen years in order to use his dial-up modem. O'Rourke wrote numerous poems and other texts for Cult of the Dead Cow under the pseudonym "Psychedelic Warlord", a name taken from a 1974 rock song by the band Hawkwind.[28][29][30] O'Rourke has expressed regret over some fictional short stories he wrote as a teenager for the cDc private online forum which included sexual and violent themes.[26][27]"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beto_O'Rourke

https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-politics-beto-orourke/



I bet he had tons of friends in high school.
American Hardwood
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He dances like a computer nerd that's for sure.
American Hardwood
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The Trump dance, while charmingly awkward, is waaaayyyy better.
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The Dirty Sock
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American Hardwood said:

The Trump dance, while charmingly awkward, is waaaayyyy better.

I wish I had the gif skills:

TexAgs91
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Dancing? So now he's making fun of handicapped governors?!
"Freedom is never more than one election away from extinction"
Fight! Fight! Fight!
TexAgs91
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The Dirty Sock said:



I wish I had the gif skills:

It's a...

GIFt



Get it?
"Freedom is never more than one election away from extinction"
Fight! Fight! Fight!
frenchtoast
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This makes me more confident in my dancing abilities.
whatthehey78
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MOST immature political candidate EVER!!!!
William K. Klingaman
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The Dirty Sock said:

Some Junkie Cosmonaut said:

Good grief. He might as well be driving a windowless van with "Free Candy" spray painted on the side.

He's just mocking abbott at this point. He's all, "look what i can do, greg. Look what i can do."


Greg would rather be wheelchair bound than do this like Beto.
waitwhat?
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Gigem314 said:

So what office will he run for after this? He's running out of options.
Mayor of Uvalde probably.
" 'People that read with pictures think that it's simply about a mask' - Dana Loesch" - Ban Cow Gas

"Truth is treason in the empire of lies." - Dr. Ron Paul

Big Tech IS the empire of lies

TEXIT
BG Knocc Out
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American Hardwood said:

The Trump dance, while charmingly awkward, is waaaayyyy better.
What many white people don't get, is that confidence can largely make up for lack of rhythm or dancing skills. If you're going to dance, you better own it or don't do it at all. Beto is out of his mind uncomfortable and forced there. Trump looks confident and cocky to the point where it almost makes an awkward old white man dance look funny and cool.
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He's a disgusting ableist
rocky the dog
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
Funky Winkerbean
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Elaine could still cut him.
CW Griswold
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Had the time of his life doing this

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The Dirty Sock said:



Holy crap..... I was wrong this whole time.

Fake Mexican Robert just won my vote...........
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"The Kingdom is for HE that can TAKE IT!" - Alexander
American Hardwood
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I saw Trump at the Robstown rally and he did the Trump dance at the end to some Village People. You are absolutely right. His confidence made the whole dance thing super cool despite its clear lack of skill.
Martin Q. Blank
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Does he come up with these ideas on his own? Or does his staff tell him - "here dance like this and we'll post it on twitter"?
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Sid Farkas
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Nothing embarrasses this man-child.
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Thiicccc

My Name Is Judge
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Fighting for "womens rights" (right to kill babies), while dancing to music that identifies women as objects…


Good work libs
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BlackLab said:

Thiicccc


Stacy Abrams disproving stereotypes about dancing...
William K. Klingaman
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American Hardwood said:

The Trump dance, while charmingly awkward, is waaaayyyy better.


That's how winners dance
nai06
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William K. Klingaman said:

American Hardwood said:

The Trump dance, while charmingly awkward, is waaaayyyy better.


That's how winners dance


Not since 2020.
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