Joy Behar Claims To Have Had Sex With Ghosts

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https://www.huffpost.com/entry/joy-behar-ghost-sex-casper_n_635ab370e4b044fae3e6f541

"Joy Behar of "The View" scared up a lot of controversy last week when she claimed she had carnal encounters with ghosts, but she stuck to her story on Thursday's episode."

"… So let me just set the record straight, OK? It's all true. It's all true. It's all true," Behar said. "I have had sex with ghosts. I just thought Casper was not a generous lover. The mnage trois, it was almost like having sex with myself ... So yes, It's true, ladies and gentlemen."
She then addressed the media: "Yes, 'People' magazine, write another story."

" Joy Behar of "The View" scared up a lot of controversy last week when she claimed she had carnal encounters with ghosts, but she stuck to her story on Thursday's episode."

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Bear in mind, this is the same site that pushed stories about 1.) what sanitary products porn stars use while on their periods and
2.) a woman who claims the "squirting" championship for copious measurable liquid emissions during sex.
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C@LAg
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I too frequently have an invisible partner for sexy time.

added bonus. no required post-"sex" cuddling.
Matt_ag98
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I mean look at her, what living person is gonna have sex with her?!?
C@LAg
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Matt_ag98 said:

I mean look at her, what living person is gonna have sex with her?!?
what dead person is going to want to, either?
Matt_ag98
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C@LAg said:

Matt_ag98 said:

I mean look at her, what living person is gonna have sex with her?!?
what dead person is going to want to, either?


Good point
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I think I speak dor everyone when I say GROSSSS!!
Rossticus
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Freakin' weirdo.
B-1 83
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"Ghosts?" I thought you said "Goats"!
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
Funky Winkerbean
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I believe her.
dermdoc
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Glad I am not a ghost.
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A deals a deal. Afterward the ghost went and voted straight Democrat.
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Corn Pop
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Poor Ghost. That's one hell of a purgatory…
aggiehawg
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incubus or succubus?

ETA: Back after The Exorcist came out, I started reading similar books. One was titled Incubus and I didn't know exactly what that was. That book scared the crap out of me and I slept with the light on for a few nights. I was 14.
CEPhD
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I thought that was Whoopi, but maybe I'm remembering the movie wrong.
Raiderjay
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Now I know what hell is like
C@LAg
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Raiderjay said:

Now I know what hell is like
You watched the View today?
milner79
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aggiehawg said:

incubus or succubus?

ETA: Back after The Exorcist came out, I started reading similar books. One was titled Incubus and I didn't know exactly what that was. That book scared the crap out of me and I slept with the light on for a few nights. I was 14.


Yeah, but ...


... you didn't have sex with one of 'em.





Did you? ...
aggiehawg
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No but my dreams went into weird directions. Ever had a dream where you tried to scream to wake youself up but no sound came out? That kind of dream. You know your are dreaming but can't wake up? Feeling helpless.

If you recall, in the original Ghostbusters Ray gets a visit from a succubus. His eyes cross.
Old Sarge
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So Joy and all her partners vote DemocRat.

Figures.
"Green" is the new RED.
2wealfth Man
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You will become a ghost if you had sex with her
Detmersdislocatedshoulder
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it will be funny when the ghost ghosts here.
Gator92
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Whoopi says hi...

aggiehawg
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2wealfth Man said:

You will become a ghost if you had sex with her
She's 80 years old. Not surprising that most if not all of her previous sexual partners are six feet under.

Which reminds me of an old Sophie Tucker joke.

My old boyfriend, Ernie, called me the other night and said, "Soph?I'm 80 and I just married me a 20 year old gal. What do you think about that? " I replied,"Well Ernie, when I'm 80 I'll marry me a 20 year old guy and 20 goes into 80 a helluva lot more than 80 goes into 20!"
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Two things:
1) It is know that this woman is BSC, this news shouldn't move the needle since it's already pegged. (the needle, not the ghost!)
2) I guess she is only into white ghost? She's RACIST! (did I do it right Joy?!?)
Cinco Ranch Aggie
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So that hate-filled blithering idiot must have caught The Entity on TV recently.
APHIS AG
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C@LAg said:

Matt_ag98 said:

I mean look at her, what living person is gonna have sex with her?!?
what dead person is going to want to, either?
I do not think it was a ghost but a demon inside of her that exudes all of the hatred she espouses.
TTUArmy
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Ohhhh...ghost!

I thought you said "goat".
Rockdoc
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Ghosts must have very low standards.
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https://images.app.goo.gl/vu451XsCuAgpDtoX9
Ken Adams
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Sounds like ballot harvesting. Is this how dead people are voting for democrats?
C@LAg
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Ken Adams said:

Sounds like ballot harvesting. Is this how dead people are voting for democrats?
what?

they are threatened that if they do not vote Democrat, Joy Behar will have sex with them?
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
C@LAg
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rocky the dog said:








Imagine being stuck in a Whoopi/Joy sandwich.
Cannew
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Pictured: Joy Behar
agent-maroon
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Maybe she means that her one night stand partners "ghosted" her afterwards? Because, I mean if a ghost could still have sex with the living then why would it pick her?
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