Because a store visitor came in contact with a 6 year old who tested positive for C19.......Oh, the horror.

Cause we know the tests are pure BS........and the folks who didn't force their way out were taken to a quarantines in hotels for extended testing.

And Pelosi just touted how free the Chinese are........just happened in Shanghai.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/shanghai-ikea-customers-flee-officials-attempt-lock-down-store

Lunacy.

Reminds me of the last time I ate three chili dogs and went out in public, you know it was a good one when the moms start checking their baby's diaper

For China, this isn't about covid but testing the compliance of the populace.

Ikea already does a pretty good job keeping you in the store.

Even without CCP storm troopers...

The CCP is deathly afraid of multiple policy and economic failures resulting in the leadership being deposed, so they need to keep fear of state power at a maximum.

I hate the IKEA store... but I hate the IKEA shoppers more. Zero situational awareness.

Gator92 said:

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Ikea already does a pretty good job keeping you in the store.

Even without CCP storm troopers...

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Exactly. Its a maze with only one exit.

Frankly, It's about the easiest place in the world to trap people. Says something about the actual effectiveness of the authorities.

Gator92 said:

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Ikea already does a pretty good job keeping you in the store.

Even without CCP storm troopers...

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Newborn baby wakes up from nap and is ready to feed on Mommy. Mommy is at the new Ikea store. Daddy calls Mommy multiple times pleading for her to come home. Mommy swears she is trying but can't find the exit. Baby screams, Daddy screams, Mommy screams! The pain was real!

It's so easy! Follow the smell of meatballs.

CardiffGiant said:

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It's so easy! Follow the smell of meatballs.

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My sense of smell is just about gone so I am SOL

I have only been in an Ikea once and I was seriously considering pulling a Koolaid man and start knocking over shelves to get out

The Swedes shuold teach the Chinese how to put their ****ing furniture together so I don't have to!!

That would be a great post-apocalyptic reality show:

You and 9 others locked in IKEA. You get to choose 3 items to keep with you. Last man standing wins.

Or

Similar setup but with 2 teams battling it out.

Or

An awesome game of paintball kinda like they did on Community.

I will never see or hear about IKEA and not think of this.

**WW for language**

swampstander said:

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Zero situational awareness.

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Costco on a Sunday afternoon in Frisco says hold my beer....

This sounds like a perfect day for me. Ha ha!