Snappy comebacks to a liberal

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Thaddeus73
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5:16a, 7/30/22
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I loved MAD Magazine's "Snappy Comebacks to Stupid Questions." (Yes, I'm old)...Here's one i came up with for a liberal...

Woke Liberal - "Nobody needs to own an AR-15!"
Me - "Well, I'm nobody, so therefore, I need to own one."

others?

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ATM9000
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6:38a, 7/30/22
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Yeah? The jerk store called and they are running out of you!
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6:57a, 7/30/22
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You're right - everyone should have two.
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dcowboy808
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7:05a, 7/30/22
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"Enjoy the ride down out of this helicopter, commie"
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Bonfire1996
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7:06a, 7/30/22
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Lib: no one needs an AR 15.
Response: Show me the "Bill of Needs" so I can verify your claim.

Lib: 2nd Amendment was written for muskets. They couldn't have imagined Assault weapons
Response: OK, Freedom of the press is for newspapers only. They couldn't have imagined the Internet, TV, and. Radio.

Lib: Stop controlling womens bodies
Response: Do female babies in the womb control their bodies?
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CyclingAg82
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7:24a, 7/30/22
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How about......



I know, not intelligent.....sinking to their level......but what the heck, time to fight fire with fire. :-)
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8:34a, 7/30/22
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8:35a, 7/30/22
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"Screw you, We're from Texas!"
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Maroon Dawn
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In reply to Thaddeus73 • 9:09a, 7/30/22
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Thaddeus73 said:
I loved MAD Magazine's "Snappy Comebacks to Stupid Questions." (Yes, I'm old)...Here's one i came up with for a liberal...

Woke Liberal - "Nobody needs to own an AR-15!"


Nobody needed to know you don't understand the Constitution either, but here we are
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In reply to ATM9000 • 9:13a, 7/30/22
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ATM9000 said:
Yeah? The jerk store called and they are running out of you!

Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife!
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HumpitPuryear
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9:28a, 7/30/22
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My rural county has more guns than people yet we never have any gun violence. The problem isn't guns.

Make gun control work in Chicago, nyc, dc, etc and then we can talk about expanding it to the rest of the country.
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AgFormerlyInIrving
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9:30a, 7/30/22
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Your mamma!
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RoadkillBBQ
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9:41a, 7/30/22
Just make sure it doesn't hurt liberal feelings so you are not censored on any social media platform
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aggie93
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10:14a, 7/30/22
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"Nobody needs to own an AR 15!"

Cool, now is it my turn to go through everything you own and decide what you don't "need"?
"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

Ronald Reagan
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Old Sarge
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10:18a, 7/30/22
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Look at them, grin a sly grin, and softly speak the words "Ultra MAGA".


Nothing real snappy there, but it will leave a mark on their day at a minimum.
"Green" is the new RED.
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Tom Doniphon
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10:20a, 7/30/22
Rather drag my balls thru bull nettles than discuss my God given rights with a liberal.

Just tell them that you're "sorry they feel that way" and carry on with life.
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10:45a, 7/30/22
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I don't talk to liberals and my Facebook feed fortunately weeded itself out after this administration so, it kinda worked itself out.
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11:35a, 7/30/22
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My latest response at the neighborhood poker game was a calm, which policies of this administration do you actually like? … blank stare. I Changed the subject to fishing. It was a very clear case of TDS.

I had already made the point earlier in the night that I didn't like Trump's delivery but that his policies were good for Americans.
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2:36p, 7/30/22
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"If you have a problem with law abiding citizens being armed,


….then you're the reason law abiding citizens are armed."
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