Gatorade "healthy"

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BrokeAssAggie
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She's healthy, that's for sure. We are doing a disservice making thinking people believe it's ok to be morbidly obese.

Jason C.
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We should use that to water our crops
CDUB98
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Jason C. said:

We should use that to water our crops


It's what they crave!
Buying_time
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CDUB98 said:

Jason C. said:

We should use that to water our crops


It's what they crave!


It's got electrolytes
Ag for Life
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I kept flagging it on twitter as obscene but it kept showing up so I blocked Gatorade.
zephyr88
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Looks like they should've called it Gatorade Fat.
GAC06
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Gotta hydrate from that workout where no sweating occurred and zero calories were burned above normal metabolism
aggielostinETX
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Let's see her roll, I mean run a mile.
BQ_90
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finally a sport drink to recover from the meat sweats
BrokeAssAggie
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TexasAggiesWin
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New Boot Goofin
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troy_y said:

CDUB98 said:

Jason C. said:

We should use that to water our crops


It's what they crave!


It's got electrolytes


Clob94
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troy_y said:

CDUB98 said:

Jason C. said:

We should use that to water our crops


It's what they crave!


It's got electrolytes
Water sucks.

Gatorade is better.

AGinHI
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black_ice
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AGinHI said:




That's racist.
medwriter
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Someone at the Ministry of Truth has been working overtime with their little bank tube. Good gosh. And gatorade is not exactly healthy, with about 50 grams of sugar in one average bottle. And there are better ways to rehydrate than gatorade. Pickle juice (yummy), and I believe that milk is a top hydrator as well.
medwriter
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Clob94 said:

troy_y said:

CDUB98 said:

Jason C. said:

We should use that to water our crops


It's what they crave!


It's got electrolytes
Water sucks.

Gatorade is better.


And pickle juice beats them both!
medwriter
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And some of these ads on tv show complete lardasses as working out on a Pelatin (sp) or Noric Trackj. And they always gotta show their extra folds with lycra or yoga pants. Yuk!
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black_ice said:

AGinHI said:




That's racist.


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The Last Cobra Commander
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medwriter said:

I believe that milk is a top hydrator as well.

The leftist is driven by something other than facts and can’t be cured.

Swimming with dolphins whispering imaginary numbers looking for the fourth dimension…
AGHouston11
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Is Stacey Abrams drinking Gatorade now
XXXVII
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That's just water weight.


Also, IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES!!!
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FJB, FJB, FJB, etc
The Last Cobra Commander
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XXXVII said:

That's just water weight.


Also, IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES!!!


Brawndo???
The leftist is driven by something other than facts and can’t be cured.

Swimming with dolphins whispering imaginary numbers looking for the fourth dimension…
carl spacklers hat
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medwriter said:

Someone at the Ministry of Truth has been working overtime with their little bank tube. Good gosh. And gatorade is not exactly healthy, with about 50 grams of sugar in one average bottle. And there are better ways to rehydrate than gatorade. Pickle juice (yummy), and I believe that milk is a top hydrator as well.
FIFY

Best source of hydration is water. Period.
People think I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living.
CanyonAg77
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carl spacklers hat said:


Best source of hydration is water. Period.
Like out the toilet?

Quote:

Joe: For the last time, I'm pretty sure what's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff.
Secretary of State: But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.
Attorney General: So wait a minute. What you're saying is that you want us to put water on the crops.
Joe: Yes.
Attorney General: Water. Like out the toilet?
Joe: Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that's the idea.
Secretary of State: But Brawndo's got what plants crave.
Attorney General: It's got electrolytes.
Joe: Okay, look. The plants aren't growing, so I'm pretty sure that the Brawndo's not working. Now, I'm no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.
Secretary of Energy: Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.
Secretary of State: Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?
Joe: Okay, look. You wanna solve this problem. I wanna get my pardon. So why don't we just try it, okay, and not worry about what plants crave?
Attorney General: Brawndo's got what plants crave.
Secretary of Energy: Yeah, it's got electrolytes.
Joe: What are electrolytes? Do you even know?
Secretary of State: It's what they use to make Brawndo.
Joe: Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?
Secretary of Defense: 'Cause Brawndo's got electrolytes.
YouBet
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So is that telling us that regular Gatorade is not healthy and not for fit people and we've been lied to all these years?
LOYAL AG
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carl spacklers hat said:

medwriter said:

Someone at the Ministry of Truth has been working overtime with their little bank tube. Good gosh. And gatorade is not exactly healthy, with about 50 grams of sugar in one average bottle. And there are better ways to rehydrate than gatorade. Pickle juice (yummy), and I believe that milk is a top hydrator as well.
FIFY

Best source of hydration is water. Period.
Not necessarily. I cycle a lot and if I'm not getting electrolytes during the heavy season I'll cramp. I drink about 50 oz per 1-1/2 hours and in that I'll have 20 oz of Gatorade. That might be more than I need but I've proven that 0 is definitely less than I need. Straight water doesn't do it when I'm riding 100+ miles in a week.
The federal government was never meant to be this powerful.
bmks270
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Must have the same marketing team as Victoria secret.
Krautag81
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Gatorade tastes like glycol to me, I never could like the stuff.
Elmer Dobkins
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10thYrSr
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LOYAL AG said:

carl spacklers hat said:

medwriter said:

Someone at the Ministry of Truth has been working overtime with their little bank tube. Good gosh. And gatorade is not exactly healthy, with about 50 grams of sugar in one average bottle. And there are better ways to rehydrate than gatorade. Pickle juice (yummy), and I believe that milk is a top hydrator as well.
FIFY

Best source of hydration is water. Period.
Not necessarily. I cycle a lot and if I'm not getting electrolytes during the heavy season I'll cramp. I drink about 50 oz per 1-1/2 hours and in that I'll have 20 oz of Gatorade. That might be more than I need but I've proven that 0 is definitely less than I need. Straight water doesn't do it when I'm riding 100+ miles in a week.


You think these people are biking 100 miles in a week? You are an athlete that the product was made for.
Garrelli 5000
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This is how they move on from Covid.

Back to praising one of the greatest indicators of a high risk person.
Staff - take out the trash.
oldcrow91
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Garrelli 5000 said:

This is how they move on from Covid.

Back to praising one of the greatest indicators of a high risk person.



There is no money in people drinking tap water.
There is no money in people being skinny.
There is no money in people with natural Covid immunity.
Texas Yarddog
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oldcrow91 said:

Garrelli 5000 said:

This is how they move on from Covid.

Back to praising one of the greatest indicators of a high risk person.



There is no money in people drinking tap water.
There is no money in people being skinny.
There is no money in people with natural Covid immunity.


THEY control the water
THEY control the food
THEY control the meds

THEY should hang...

And for the progs out there... THEY are the elitist globalists that are pushing this BS. Wake TF up, pawns.
RAB91
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Why is it almost always fat women they show in these ads and not fat men?
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