I'm 15 min in, and am torn…I can't stand the dialogue, but I know the leftists are going to end up skinned alive. Anyone else watch? It's on Netflix.

I turned it off in the first 2 minutes

"The big bad texan & his evil open carry"

****ing idiots

It was terrible

I didn't finish, but basically I was pulling for the guy with the chainsaw

El Hombre Mas Guapo said:

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I didn't finish, but basically I was pulling for the guy with the chainsaw

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He wins btw. It's not a spoiler alert cuz it was terrible. But they hit on all the points…climate, school shootings, racism….

The best part was the ending when the electric car drives off in autopilot and the sister can't do anything about it.

I feel like you guys are making all of this up. No way this is a real thing.

The bus scene was pure bliss. Nothing could top that so I quit watching After that.

I follow lots of arts and entertainment and have no idea what this us about.

policywonk98 said:

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I follow lots of arts and entertainment and have no idea what this us about.

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https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/texas_chainsaw_massacre_2022

How many times has this and Little Women been rebooted and when are we getting a mashup of these two?

This isn't a spoiler, this is all laid out in the first 10 minutes, watch it. A bunch of hipsters from Austin decide to buy a ghost town and turn it into their own Marfa. Little do they know one of the town's residents is Leatherface. They decide to force him and his mother out of their home in order to proceed with the auction, big mistake. Does it have bad Texas country stereotypes? Yes. Does it have gun stereotypes? Yes. Is it filled with hipsters being ripped apart by chainsaws? Yes. There's seriously a scene where the hipsters all pick up their phones in unison and tell Leatherface he'll be cancelled if he tries anything, how do you think it works out for them?

Seriously, it's mindless fun if you enjoy a good slasher movie.

YouBet said:

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How many times has this and Little Women been rebooted and when are we getting a mashup of these two?

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The Little Texas Women Woke Chainsaw Massacre

That's a lot of adjectives

rwtxag83 said:

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YouBet said:

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How many times has this and Little Women been rebooted and when are we getting a mashup of these two?

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The Little Texas Women Woke Chainsaw Massacre

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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was entertaining, so why not?

JB99 said:

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The bus scene was pure bliss. Nothing could top that so I quit watching After that.

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Reminded me of the Rogue One Vader scene. I had to rewatch to see if it was a tribute.

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rwtxag83 said:

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YouBet said:

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How many times has this and Little Women been rebooted and when are we getting a mashup of these two?

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The Little Texas Women Woke Chainsaw Massacre

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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was entertaining, so why not?

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I actually read that and abandoned it. I bought it at the world-famous Powell's bookstore in Portland. Even with zombies that book is trash.

Try anything and you're canceled, bro!! Lol.

In Yellowstone they paint 2A and Dont Tread on Me as white supremacist militia.

I turned it off after the ridiculous opening scene, but if it really is as spoofy as suggested here, I might give it a second chance.

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This isn't a spoiler, this is all laid out in the first 10 minutes, watch it. A bunch of hipsters from Austin decide to buy a ghost town and turn it into their own Marfa. Little do they know one of the town's residents is Leatherface. They decide to force him and his mother out of their home in order to proceed with the auction, big mistake. Does it have bad Texas country stereotypes? Yes. Does it have gun stereotypes? Yes. Is it filled with hipsters being ripped apart by chainsaws? Yes. There's seriously a scene where the hipsters all pick up their phones in unison and tell Leatherface he'll be cancelled if he tries anything, how do you think it works out for them?

Seriously, it's mindless fun if you enjoy a good slasher movie.

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So, is it a comedy or are they being serious?

My Name Is Judge said:

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I turned it off in the first 2 minutes

"The big bad texan & his evil open carry"

****ing idiots

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The guy turns out to be a hero, albeit a dead one after a battle with Leatherface. The show goes out of its way to paint him as the most sympathetic and capable of the bunch.

It had a Tucker and Dale vs Evil vibe, albeit without the comedy - although the bus scene where everyone has their phones up to cancel Leatherface was a hoot.

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Max Power said:

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This isn't a spoiler, this is all laid out in the first 10 minutes, watch it. A bunch of hipsters from Austin decide to buy a ghost town and turn it into their own Marfa. Little do they know one of the town's residents is Leatherface. They decide to force him and his mother out of their home in order to proceed with the auction, big mistake. Does it have bad Texas country stereotypes? Yes. Does it have gun stereotypes? Yes. Is it filled with hipsters being ripped apart by chainsaws? Yes. There's seriously a scene where the hipsters all pick up their phones in unison and tell Leatherface he'll be cancelled if he tries anything, how do you think it works out for them?

Seriously, it's mindless fun if you enjoy a good slasher movie.

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So, is it a comedy or are they being serious?

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Go Leatherface!!!

Mr. AGSPRT04 said:

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I'm 15 min in, and am torn…I can't stand the dialogue, but I know the leftists are going to end up skinned alive. Anyone else watch? It's on Netflix.

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Is it like that commercial where the serial killer is chasing the kids and instead of getting in the running car they hide behind various farm implements?

I just YouTube the death scenes from these types of movies. You get to skip the nonsense and get straight to the point of these movies.

Nah, that commercial is more of a Scary Movie-esque, over the top spoof.

This movie has an identity crisis of sorts, a horror movie that lacks suspense, and that makes almost all its victims unlikeable except to a very woke audience. Whether this is by design or not is hard to tell.

As far as sympathetic victims, I think Jessica set the standard that all others are measured against.

Great flick, and agreed about the bus scene, that was epic!

Surprise ending too!

Mr. AGSPRT04 said:

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Nah, that commercial is more of a Scary Movie-esque, over the top spoof.

This movie has an identity crisis of sorts, a horror movie that lacks suspense, and that makes almost all its victims unlikeable except to a very woke audience. Whether this is by design or not is hard to tell.

As far as sympathetic victims, I think Jessica set the standard that all others are measured against.

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I may have to bear the rest of the movie just for her

Savior Jimbo said:

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Mr. AGSPRT04 said:

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Nah, that commercial is more of a Scary Movie-esque, over the top spoof.

This movie has an identity crisis of sorts, a horror movie that lacks suspense, and that makes almost all its victims unlikeable except to a very woke audience. Whether this is by design or not is hard to tell.

As far as sympathetic victims, I think Jessica set the standard that all others are measured against.

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I may have to bear the rest of the movie just for her

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I'll spare you the disappointment if that's the motive. Jessica was in the 2003 TCM flick, not the 2022 one.

I'd belly crawl nekkid through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie