Before we start, as a public service, I offer this to you men who are searching for a last-minute gift for your lady. There is a pawn shop on the west side of San Antonio that carries 16 designer handbags at discount prices. You can't go wrong. It's a win-win. You save a bundle and she gets a classy handbag. My guess is that they bypass the middleman which keeps prices low. What other reason could there be? Oh, and the sign says they're authentic.



You can thank me later. Glad I could help.

And now, part 2 of this year's Christmas meme collection.