Next James Bond Could Be 'Non-Binary
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Last: 2 yr ago by EX TEXASEX
The next James Bond should be:
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Texans make the best songwriters because they are the best liars.-Rodney Crowell
We will never give up our guns Steve, we don't care if there is a mass shooting every day of the week.
-BarronVonAwesome
A man with experience is not at the mercy of another man with an opinion.
Texans make the best songwriters because they are the best liars.-Rodney Crowell
We will never give up our guns Steve, we don't care if there is a mass shooting every day of the week.
-BarronVonAwesome
A man with experience is not at the mercy of another man with an opinion.
Too bad you can't short a movie.
Fight against the dictatorship of the federal bureaucracy!
The gal in the movie shown above essentially said this in real life when interviewed about the next Bond. I'm going to watch this last one to finish out the Craig arc but will cautiously monitor any future entry into the series.EX TEXASEX said:Are you kidding. Hell, the martini is a goner already. Zhe/Zher/Fur will order some type of Hemp Infused Hazelnut cruelty free and free range soy base drink. With ingredients supplied by Unionized LGBT+ supportive Halal companies. By this time. The bartender has already walked off and exited the scene to help a real customer. Then we will listen to the new James Bond complain how the Patriarchy is scared/intimidated by a strong women for the next 8 scenes. Finally, in hour 3 we learn about James Bound's mission and what exotic location They/Them is going to too. Can't wait Christmas 2023 can't get her soon enough to see it in a Chinese Communist owned chain of theatres ( Which isCromagnum said:
What is zhis tag line gonna be when zhe orders a martini? "Not shaken, not stirred, but straight in the ass."
\aw v not our enemy )
My pick as well but he's probably too old at this point if their intent is to reboot.TxTarpon said:
The next James Bond should be:
Quote:
The Bi Who loved me.
EX TEXASEX said:
This is a name they keep throwing around.
I thought this stunning babe was the replacement ? Seriously, there are millions of black women who are good looking /beautiful. They would purposely choose her because she is so ugly it is more sticking it our traditions%3Fw%3D780&f=1&nofb=1
When did Don Cheadle switch teams?;
No more Superman. It will be WOKEMAN!!!Maroon Dawn said:
Can't wait for a purple haired non-binary Soy Bond to track down evil white supremacy and make the world safe for wokeism!
The Borne trilogy and Austin Powers broke the Bond films.
There are a lot of franchises which probably last longer than they reasonable should, which is a situation that will be easily solved if Hollywood wants to go this route.one MEEN Ag said:
The Borne trilogy and Austin Powers broke the Bond films.
Come up with their own characters!!!
Some future Variety Magazine Headlines
Bond Bombs for Lack of Dongs
Bond Tanks Cis-gender Cranks
Binary Bond Flops He/She is not Pleased.
Add your own
Bond Bombs for Lack of Dongs
Bond Tanks Cis-gender Cranks
Binary Bond Flops He/She is not Pleased.
Add your own
ElKabong said:
Next James Bond Could Be 'Non-Binary
The next installments of the James Bond franchise could get a "woke" makeover, with the 007 character being reshaped as "non-binary," one of the movies' top producers has revealed.
Speaking in a new interview, Barbara Broccoli has confirmed the next 007 won't be a woman.
However, she said that the next "Mr." Bond may also not "identify" as male either.
During Friday's episode of the "Girls on Film" podcast, Broccoli said the character could identify as "non-binary."
Non-binary is defined as someone who doesn't identify as being male or female, usually choosing to go by "they" or "them" pronouns.
Will not watch
White Supremacy and patriarchy on full display as audiences reject gender fluid Bond.doubledog said:
Some future Variety Magazine Headlines
Bond Bombs for Lack of Dongs
Bond Tanks Cis-gender Cranks
Binary Bond Flops He/She is not Pleased.
Add your own
You only gender twice.
TxTarpon said:
The next James Bond should be:
Benedict Cumberbatch is my choice
But Idris would work as well
Cumberbabe for life!
I could see Tom Hiddleston succeeding in the role (Loki):
or Fassbender
or Henry Cavill
or Fassbender
or Henry Cavill
Dr Strange >< James Bond
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Texans make the best songwriters because they are the best liars.-Rodney Crowell
We will never give up our guns Steve, we don't care if there is a mass shooting every day of the week.
-BarronVonAwesome
A man with experience is not at the mercy of another man with an opinion.
Texans make the best songwriters because they are the best liars.-Rodney Crowell
We will never give up our guns Steve, we don't care if there is a mass shooting every day of the week.
-BarronVonAwesome
A man with experience is not at the mercy of another man with an opinion.
Hiddleston will be bald soon so they would need to hurry it up if they don't want a bald Bond.
And Cavill is on record as being all-in on continuing as Superman; not that he can't do both but could conflict in near-term.
And Cavill is on record as being all-in on continuing as Superman; not that he can't do both but could conflict in near-term.
Agree, that's why I didn't list him.TxTarpon said:
Dr Strange >< James Bond
McConaughey is proof that money cures baldness.YouBet said:
Hiddleston will be bald soon so they would need to hurry it up if they don't want a bald Bond.
And Cavill is on record as being all-in on continuing as Superman; not that he can't do both but could conflict in near-term.
SpreadsheetAg said:
Cromagnum beat me... good one
Guy Another Day
Genders Are Forever
Bi Another Day
Live and Let Bi
Golden Bi
For Your Bis Only
Bifall
C@LAg said:Nope. You missed the obvious:supradave94 said:C@LAg said:Quantum of Social Justicesupradave94 said:
Wokefinger.
The It With the Golden Gun
The (It's) Ma'am with the golden gun
TxTarpon said:
Dr Strange >< James Bond
I have never seen Doctor Strange.
Frankly, I have only seen the original Ironman and Captain America.
I just love Cumberbatch's voice.
Goldeneye for the Straight Guy
Sphincter
Doctor No Means No.
Agree too old. My money is on Richard Madden - GOT, Bodyguard on BBC, and Eternals. Just to poke at this fun discussion, Richard is not out but has had numerous long-term male "roommates"YouBet said:My pick as well but he's probably too old at this point if their intent is to reboot.TxTarpon said:
The next James Bond should be:
Never Say Never Again
No change needed.
No change needed.
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I really hope they do this. The amount of liberals that would lose their collective asses at the box office receipts would warm my heart.
Roger Moore's Bi POC son staring in
Hoax maker !
Hoax maker !
#FJB