DC's new Superman comes out as bisexual

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The Collective
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My guess - they finally calculated that this made sense financially.
AgCat93
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C@LAg said:

EX TEXASEX said:

Won't be long before he is hanging out at bathhouses and becomes Super HIV+
immune to human STDs because half-alien.

Which half?
Rapier108
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I Have Spoken said:

My guess - they finally calculated that this made sense financially.
Nope, just another excuse to show how woke they are.

Comics have been some of the worst when it comes to woke stupidity.
"If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without blood shed; if you will not fight when your victory is sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves." - Sir Winston Churchill
Pookers
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I Have Spoken said:

My guess - they finally calculated that this made sense financially.
No, they did not. This is not about profit. This woke bull**** has been around for 10 years now and profits have gone down to the basement and subbasement.
MouthBQ98
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No, it's done for shock effect. People being offended are giving them the attention they want. There's like a handful of adult geeks that actually are still into comic books. Why give them more attention than this warrants?
MouthBQ98
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Seriously, ignoring their attention hooring is the thing that angers them most.
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EX TEXASEX said:

Won't be long before he is hanging out at bathhouses and becomes Super HIV+
So like Fauci did in 1983 and 1984?
Aggie521
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captkirk said:




Came here to post this.
bonfarr
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The WB Network is probably already buying the rights to air this new Superman.
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FriscoKid
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So instead of coming out of a phone booth, he's coming out of the closet?
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XXXVII
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Thuper Maaaannnn
DeSantis 2024

FJB, FJB, FJB, etc
Henriques
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C@LAg said:




Smigel was ahead of his time.

The Collective
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Aggie521 said:

captkirk said:




Came here to post this.


SNL was ahead of its time.
Definitely Not A Cop
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Reminds me of an old joke. Not PC nowadays, so warning.

Superman is flying around one day when he spots Wonder Woman laying on the beach butt naked. He thinks to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could fly down there, take care of my business and be gone before she can blink an eye". So he swoops in, does his thing and disappears into the sky. Sensing the commotion, Wonder Woman cries out "What was that?". Invisible Man replies " I don't know, but all of the sudden my ass hurts".
BusterAg
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DC sucks.
Coog97
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'member when flagrantly shameless pandering was considered offensive. I 'member.
GMaster0
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Not the Hero we deserve, but the Hero we need for these challenging times.
EX TEXASEX
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Sorry but he was bragging in an interview for crusader magazine that he had a 3 way with ace and gary. Now that he is one of the alphabet people. He can get to know the alphabet of STD's
Sorry didn't see ace and gary already posted. went straight to image search. great minds think alike


https://imgur.com/g470YVk
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Conservatives and Libertarians must create a COMPLETELY SEPARATE culture.

New stories. New heroes. Old traditions and values.

Not a fan of everything Shapiro does -- but he is making an effort, and that movie he made about the school shooting scenario was pretty good, and not a cheesy alternative media production.

Tim Pool is also trying to create culture through music and games, although he is more of a left leaning libertarian. Still would not do this woke crap ever.

Rappers and musicians like Tom Macdonald, Bryson Gray, and John Ondrasik are trying as well. Artists and animators like Doug Tenapel, Mansfield's own Eric July (aka ForCanonSake), and Vic Mignogna are trying in the realm of comics. Eric July is ALSO in a Libertarian/Conservative band called Backwordz who's material on Spotify is GREAT stuff.

We can not win a cultural war simply by being political and active in debates both in real life and online. We MUST create CULTURE. We must face the sad reality that the cultural institutions are completely left wing and their ideology has swallowed up Star Wars, Marvel, DC, Pro-Sports Leagues, and 95% of the entertainment we love. You CAN NOT change this by just b_tching about this reality.

The momentum of a parallel society, complete with its own social networks and platforms, broadcast and multi-media networks, businesses, entertainment, values, and culture is becoming, inevitably, a reality. It is a slow process for sure, but it is happening.

The establishment of this Right Wing/Libertarian counter-culture and parallel economy could be a precursor to a SHTF or CW moment in this nation's history. But it may serve as a catalyst for massive pushback and rejection of toxic left wing statism. It would REJECT totalitarianism and preserve the ideas of liberty, freedom, and western traditionalism.
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MouthBQ98 said:

Seriously, ignoring their attention hooring is the thing that angers them most.


More or less angry than the board at Superman's kid being bisexual? I'm going with less.
oldcrow91
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MarkoRamius said:

"Super" man


"Super" "Man"
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Cassius
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AgNav93 said:

Everything coming out of Hollywood is going to like that from now on until people stopping buying it.


Hey, I stopped watching Survivor. Making progress.
Sea Speed
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C@LAg said:

what is worse is the partner is a ****ty character.

literally the beta-est of "males".

at least have him hook up with a hot and or interesting character.

not some pink haired emo-spouting, SJWing ******nozzle.


And this is really the cowards way out.

They make him bixesual, so when it blows up in their faces and sales tank (and they will) they can just have him move on to a female partner, straightwashing the whole thing.


Wow, you weren't kidding.
Sea Speed
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auto filter flagged superman kissing a pink haired dude. TA photo filter is intolerant
fullback44
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Oh my gosh, now Superman is gonna be tying his junk to the back of his underwear with a string and doing the tuck like Kiley Jenner...

whats next, Batman gonna tie his junk too? may Superwoman is gonna grow a root ?

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Superman Colorist Quitting Over DC Comics' Woke Makeover Of Hero: 'It's A Bunch Of F***ing Nonsense'


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Superman colorist Gabe Eltaeb announced he plans to quit DC Comics after the comic book publisher announced a series of progressive changes to the superhero.

Last week, DC Comics announced two major changes to Superman in its series "Superman: Son of Kat-El." First, Superman would come out as bi-sexual and start a gay relationship with Jay Nakamura. Second, Superman's motto, "Truth, Justice, and the American Way," will be replaced by "Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow."

Eltaeb railed against the changes to the superhero during an October 13 YouTube livestream hosted by Cyberfrog creator Ethan Van Sciver. Eltaeb said that after the latest change to Superman DC Comics cutting "the American Way" from the hero's motto the colorist decided he would be quitting the comic book publisher at the end of his contract.

"I'm finishing out my contract with DC. I'm tired of this s***, I'm tired of them ruining these characters; they don't have a right to do this," Eltaeb said, according to Bounding Into Comics.

"At Comic-Con in 2009, I was pushing Jerry Robinson's wheelchair around," Eltaeb said, referring to the prominent Batman illustrator and artists' rights activist. "That's the man who invented the Joker. I would work the DC booth back then. I remember bending down to his face and telling him, thank you for creating these characters, so people like me can waltz in and get a job. It's not about gay or anything else."

"We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution."

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YouBet
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will25u said:

Superman Colorist Quitting Over DC Comics' Woke Makeover Of Hero: 'It's A Bunch Of F***ing Nonsense'


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Superman colorist Gabe Eltaeb announced he plans to quit DC Comics after the comic book publisher announced a series of progressive changes to the superhero.

Last week, DC Comics announced two major changes to Superman in its series "Superman: Son of Kat-El." First, Superman would come out as bi-sexual and start a gay relationship with Jay Nakamura. Second, Superman's motto, "Truth, Justice, and the American Way," will be replaced by "Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow."

Eltaeb railed against the changes to the superhero during an October 13 YouTube livestream hosted by Cyberfrog creator Ethan Van Sciver. Eltaeb said that after the latest change to Superman DC Comics cutting "the American Way" from the hero's motto the colorist decided he would be quitting the comic book publisher at the end of his contract.

"I'm finishing out my contract with DC. I'm tired of this s***, I'm tired of them ruining these characters; they don't have a right to do this," Eltaeb said, according to Bounding Into Comics.

"At Comic-Con in 2009, I was pushing Jerry Robinson's wheelchair around," Eltaeb said, referring to the prominent Batman illustrator and artists' rights activist. "That's the man who invented the Joker. I would work the DC booth back then. I remember bending down to his face and telling him, thank you for creating these characters, so people like me can waltz in and get a job. It's not about gay or anything else."


That's worse than him being gay. That's globalist speak.
Funky Winkerbean
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I mean, who wouldn't mind saying they ****ed Superman?
ironmanag
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DC profits are tanking horrifically and they are claiming it's a good thing to shift culture.
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fullback44 said:

Oh my gosh, now Superman is gonna be tying his junk to the back of his underwear with a string and doing the tuck like Kiley Jenner...

whats next, Batman gonna tie his junk too? may Superwoman is gonna grow a root ?




Well they made Tim Drake, former Robin, bi too...

DC has become just as pathetic as Marvel. They all deserve to fail as far as I'm concerned. Someone else can come in and pick up the pieces.
Because I'm Batman!

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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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